A/N: One of the only reasons this is on the internet is because of our dear Matt. He said he'd read it if it was published. This is as close as we could come to it. So…PUT THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT! Sorry. That's just my phrase of today. Remember to review!
DEDICATIONS: (monotone) Thank you Matt, Samantha, and Sydney for being mentioned in this chapter of Making Out with Suicide in Boxers. I'd also like to thank everyone who reviewed. Oh! I almost forgot. Thank you Robert for getting hit in the eye with a football and having to get an eye patch! (Seriously. Not joking.)
DISCLAIMER: Rebella Grayson and Hopelessly Unromantic own nothing besides the plot.
RECAP: Lazy people. Read the last chapter!
Making Out with Suicide in Boxers
"Love is a temporary madness."
"So they're Speedy's boxers? HAWT!" Sam said as Matt got comforted.
"How did they get there in the first place?" Robin said.
'Um, I just found them in my sink."
"Right; because that happens all the time."
"Yeah, actually it does." Sam replied.
"And you thought they were Matt's because…"
"Hehe. I was hoping they were?" She replied in a questioning tone.
"So you want Matt to be in bed with you?"
"Between the sheets?" Kid Flash added, smirking.
"Maybe…"
"She does! I can tell! IT'S IN THE EYES!" Kid Flash said wildly.
"So what if I do?"
Matt looked at Sam, such as if he was questioning her, and then ran for where he thought Mexico was. Only he almost got hit by a bus, but Kid Flash pushed him out of the way which made him break his arm.
"Here, let me fix that." Kid Flash says as he pops it back into place.
"Matt, my little booby-pie sweetcheeks!" Samantha yelled.
"Get her away from me!" Matt screaming, cringing in fear.
Sam was then thrown into the ocean. "Hope you can swim!" Kid Flash said.
"Hel-" She was cut off by her glugs for air.
"I should help her, shouldn't I?"
"Yeah. Now GO!" Robin commanded.
"NO! Fine!" He complied. Then he saved Sam and threw onto dry land…in Mexico.
"Well, aren't you glad you didn't go to Mexico now?" Robin said, smug in all his glory.
"Well, yes. Now can you leave me to commit suicide?"
"What about that chick, Darah? Wouldn't she be upset if you died?" Kid Flash pointed out.
"But he wants it…"
"ROBIN!"
"KFC!"
"Now you're the joking one?"
"No, you still are Mr. I-Saw-A-Shiny-So-I'm-Going-To-Chase-It."
"You swore to never talk about that!"
"I never swore anything," Robin lied.
"Anyway, you can't let him kill himself."
"Will you stop calling my girlfriend a chick?"
"What does…that has nothing to do with this!"
"Have fun Matt! Hope you die!" Robin yelled, walking away.
"Ah, you want to make a deal? Fine."
"Yes, I do. I won't let him die if…" Robin said as Matt slowly snuck off to the nearest building.
"If…" Kid Flash repeated.
"KID! He's going for the building again!"
"Then let's go save him!"
"Okay. TITAN, GO!"
"Titan? Oh, I'm the only one here!"
"Yeah, pretty slow there Kid Flash. Maybe all that making out is affecting your brain."
"Are you gonna go save him or do I have to do it…AGAIN?"
"I've saved him once too, for your information." With that being mentioned, Robin shot his boomerang and zoomed up the building.
"I can save him faster!" Kid Flash challenged.
"SO?" He heard Robin shout.
"I'm just sayin'!" With that, Kid Flash ran off to help save Matt.
"No, leave me alone!" Matt flung himself off the building. Kid Flash raced back down the building and caught Matt in his arms, bridal style.
"Good job, Kid," Robin congratulated as he jumped off the building and landed on his feet, unscathed.
"BLEH!" Kid Flash retorted.
"What?" Robin questioned.
"NEH!"
"What?"
"What?" Kid Flash mocked.
"What is your problem?"
"YOU!"
Robin slapped him. "Snap out of it!"
Kid Flash slapped Robin back. "Snap out of it!" He mocked again.
"Aargh!" Robin groaned, walking off.
"Aargh!" Kid Flash said, adding a pirate voice, raising his hand in the shape of a pirate hook.
As all this happened, Matt was standing in the middle of the street, hoping a car would hit him.
"Matt? What are you doing in the middle of the street?" Sydney said, walking into the street. She was then hit by a trailer. With eighteen wheels.
"What? She gets killed, but I can't?" Matt cried to the sky, looking crazy.
"So, what'd we miss?" Kid Flash said as he walked over with his arm around a mad Robin.
"Ugh!" Matt screamed as he stormed off.
A/N: Sydney got hit by a trailer! YAY! I know, she was in this for three sentences and was still dedicated. Rebella and I mean well (not really). We strongly dislike you Sydney (no, not YOU Sydney). Matt should have never gone out with you. But alls well: he's going out with Darah! You don't care, do you? Yeah…REVIEW! SERIOUSLY! For the children! For the rabies! For Michael Jackson! For All Time Low! REVIEW! Have a safe drive home!