Invader of your fate
By:Wakka59
Chapter 2: Joker of Spades
The titans entered Robin's room.
They looked under Robin's bed and saw a silver case with an R on the top.
Beast Boy opened the case and took an old walkie-talkie out of the case.
There was a yellow button on the side, and Beast Boy pressed it.
"Batman?" Cyborg asked.
"Hello?" a voice answered.
"Is this Batman?" Cyborg asked again.
"No, this is his butler, Alfred. Is there something you need" the voice answered.
"Answers," Cyborg said, "When Robin was Batman's sidekick, did they fight anyone with transportation technology?"
"Hold on," Alfred said, later after bunch of noises and squeaks Alfred answered. "Only one."
"Who?" they all asked in union.
"Not who, whom." Alfred said "They are a group of aliens called the Irkens. They want world domination and destruction of all races. They made a teleporter back 10 years ago."
Alfred stopped and said, "There is something weird though."
"What is it?" Raven asked.
"The Irkens gave up on this place saying it was a myth. Thus, they sent this weird chap Zim hoping he would die trying to find it." Alfred said.
"After that, Zim was never heard from again, and he moved to another city. Out of range of the transporter,"Alfred continued.
"Oh, look here!" Alfred said surprised, "It says that they fought someone else together after an event where his life was in jeopardy."
"Maybe the alien dude was captured and needed help again," Beast Boy suggested
"That," Alfred thought, "is brilliant!"
Beast Boy then stood up and was grinning ear to ear anime style.
"Who might this enemy of the alien called Zim and Robin be called?" Starfire asked.
Alfred rummaged through some papers and said "Joker Jr., or J.J., it seems."
"J.J.?" Cyborg asked.
"Hasn't Robin told you?" Alfred asked.
"No." Raven said.
"Well then, a while after Harley Quinn and Joker were put in Arkham the twenty-first time, this little brat came up." Alfred said.
"He claimed to be their son, but nobody really knows. He was twice the crazy person Joker ever was." Alfred noted.
"He set the bat-cave on fire, made a robot Robin, and when he was going against Zim, a mutation serum." Alfred continued.
"A mutation serum?" The titans asked in union.
"It was Zim's, but J.J. stole it, and used it on himself. Zim wanted it back, so he asked from help from Batman," Alfred explained.
"Why didn't Robin tell us about him?" Cyborg asked.
"While fighting him, Zim found another serum in a beaker. J.J. was going to smash him with a table, though," Alfred continued.
"Robin then knocked out of the way, splashing the serum onto J.J." Alfred then sighed.
"On that night he died by high mutation levels." Alfred said
Alfred concluded saying. "And Robin quit the sidekick business. Thinking it was all his fault."
"Dude," Beast Boy exclaimed.
Cyborg sighed. "He takes himself way too seriously."
* * * *
Zim looked around.
"There must be a way out of here, isn't there?" He thought.
Zim is hanging in a dark, damp room chained to the ceiling with shackles.
He can see through the glass door 2 things:
GIR in a padded room with a glass door eating a taco.
Mini moose in another room like that with a pole in the middle, and Mini moose is strapped to the pole with a rope.
"BLAST!" Zim thought "That wretched wormbaby thought of everything."
"Hello, Zim," a voice said.
Then, opening the door was an about 14 year old kid with green hair, and a purple jacket that had a spade on it with a dandelion in the front left pocket, along with green pants and red shoes.
And his face was that looked like that of an earth clown's.
"YOU LITTLE! WAIT UNTIL I GET OUT OF HERE, YOU WILL BEG FOR MY MERCY!!!" Zim screamed.
The boy (J.J.) laughed "And why would I do that? You and your pets are at MY mercy, pipsqueak."
J.J. laughed again, "And do you know how easy it is to turn your pets to frozen minded zombies?"
Zim opened his mouth but J.J. interrupted him, "It was simple."
"For the robot, I give him tacos or cupcakes every thirty minutes." J.J. continued.
"And for the moose, I just put him on a rope and he is frozen," J.J. said.
"What do you want from me anyways?" Zim asked so the conversation would end.
J.J. smiled, "Are you familiar with," J.J. whispered this next part "the Goultar tactic?"
Zim's eyes widened, "You wouldn't dare!" Zim said.
"Oh yes, I would," J.J. said, "Oh, yes I would,"
Then J.J. let out an evil cackle the sound was so evil, and yet, so "Joker" like.
* * * *
"Where might we find this J.J. person?" Starfire asked.
"I don't know. The last they heard of him was at the old toy tower company near the outskirts of Gotham," Alfred said.
"We got it. Thanks." Cyborg said.
"My pleasure, sir," Alfred said.
Then, Cyborg turned of the walkie talkie thing.
"You heard him," Cyborg said, "Teen Titans, GO!"
* * * *
Robin entered the old Asylum.
It had been a long time since he'd been there.
As he entered a room there was a door with chains and locks.
"Pass?" Asked a guard.
Robin showed him a pass, and went into the room.
"Well, well..." said a voice.
"I haven't seen you in years." the figure saying these came into view.
And there in a straight jacket, the Joker!
Oh, my Stars and Garters. That is a weird ending if I've ever seen one, eh? Well here is a sneak preview of the next adventure!
"Who are you?" Cyborg asked.
"The Penguin," He said through his nose, "And that little brute RUINED my life!"
Whoa. That's one for the books. See you next time on Invader of your Fate!