DISCLAIMER: Danny Phantom belongs to Butch Hartman. Sylvester and this fanfic belong to me.
"How could this have happened?" Dan groaned.
The evil-future ghost was at the local Nasty Burger along with Sam, Tucker, and Danny. Danny, of course, was keeping a sharp eye on Dan to make sure he didn't try to destroy it...again.
Tucker replied, "Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much"
"I KNOW THAT!" Dan shouted in annoyance, "I just can't believe that I actually have kid"
He then took a bite out of a hamburger. In fact, it was the 20th hamburger he had that day. The table was covered in empty trays and various fast food wrappers and bags.
"I know one thing." Sam smirked and poked Dan's fat, "If you're going to raise a kid, then you really need to change your eating habits. Your gut is starting to creep onto the table"
Dan looked down at his engorged belly, "So I eat a lot"
"When's the baby coming?" asked Danny.
"Sometime tonight." his psychotic alternate-self replied, "That's all they told me"
"You're scared, aren't you?" asked the half-ghost, "Look, Mom and Dad already said that they'd help you out"
"I'm not scared." Dan scoffed before belching out a few small flames.
"You know," Tucker held his nose from the stench, "your new power is really disgusting"
"Well, we'd better get home." Danny spoke, "It's getting late and I'm sure Mom and Dad can't wait to see their new grandchild"
He then got up and left the restaurant. Dan followed shortly behind lumbering slowly due to having a rather full stomach. The evil future-ghost then belched out more flames in order to make his stomach smaller. That way, he could fit through the door.
When they arrived home, Dan and Danny noticed that Maddie was holding something in her arms.
"Is that..." the evil future-ghost asked.
Maddie nodded, "Dan, come meet your new son"
"It's a boy." Dan smirked slightly, "Can I hold him"
"Of course." his mother replied.
Now, Dan knew next to nothing about babies. So, he picked up his son...and held him upside-down.
"Here." Jack chuckled a little and showed Dan how to hold the baby.
"He has your eyes." Danny smiled and tried to tickle the baby only to be bitten, "OW! And your fangs"
Dan snickered, "That's my boy"
"What is his name?" asked Maddie.
"Um..." the evil future-ghost thought for a moment, "I dunno. Sylvester...I guess"
"Then, Sylvester it is." Maddie nods.
"Just think, Maddie." Jack smiled sadly, "We're grandparents."
Author's Notes: Aww...Dan's got a baby boy. Thanks for the reviews. The next part is coming soon.