Author(s) Note: Bob: hey, bob here, I'm not one for asking for things... so I'll have ShyGuy rudely point it out!

ShyGuy: hey A$$holes, do you want a new chapter or not, because we're getting hell hits, but no reviews! well, fuck you guys! because i don't put out story's and new chapters, for jerks

KittyCat: but, thanks for all of you who did review, you guys get a new chapter!

ShyGuy: everyone else well feel my wrath!

Bob: hey, ShyGuy you know if you keep cussing out the views, their stop viewing.

ShyGuy: you act, like i give a SHIT!

Warning: same as the other one!

Declamier: ShyGuy: fuck off! I get what I want, when I want it!

KittyCat: sorry folks, she didn't take her medician, take her away boys * guys in white come* ShyGuy: hey, don't touch me... let me go!

Bob: now, we can start the story!

Mr Prefect

Chapter 2- Meet the new couple!

' Naruto, would you like to go out with me?' the words keep replaying in Naruto head. yes! of course i go out with you, but this could never happen. This must be a dream...A DREAM!... " ugh!" Naruto shot up from his bed. wait a second. Naruto slam his head againt the wall. " th- that, hurt..." it wasn't a dream, IT WASN"T A DREAM!" He shot his arm in the air. " hmm. What a weird sleeping habit" a voice said from the door." leave me alone, I'm in a good mood, Iruka!" Iruka pick up the clock " well, mister good mood, I just want to tell you your, late" Naruto takes a long look at the clock. " Ahhh! damnnit, why didn't you wake me up, " " beacuse I'm tired of risking my life, just to wake you up," Iruka shot back.

nope! not today, today the day, everything change. Naruto was running to school. When the gate man was about to close the gate. get real! their's no way I'm being late~ Naruto shot off, even faster. He made a jump for a kid head, leaping over the gate. Landing prefectly on the other side. turn back and give up the peace sgin. " teacher, isn't that against school regulation?" "... I'm not really sure." Nothing was going to bring down Naruto, he was in a kick ass mood! " Hey. watch out!" some kid, kick a soccer ball, right over to Naruto. But, Naruto seem it coming, and head-shot it in! " goal!" and, i mean nothing can bring me down! "hey, did you see that?" some guy ask who was watching from the second floor. " that, was Naruto right? what with him all of the sudden, is he taking herbalt tonic?" Sasuke listen in on the conversation. He couldn't help but smile. Naruto was running to class, he couldn't wait to see his new, dare i say it, boyfreind. " goood morning everyone!" Naruto shouted to the class. " good morning, naruto. You're happy today. that smile going to kill me one of this days, Naruto giggled. " wait, when did they became so close." the student mumbled to each other. Sai, so happpen to walk in. Him and Sasuke exchange look's, then he turn to Naruto. " Naruto, can i talk to you for a second... outside." Sasuke look turn into a glared. " I want everyone, to turn in their math homework, before class start. And also, in case you guy's were wondering, yes, Naruto and I are going out" The class frozed. " ah! i forgot my homework." Naruto signed, and turn to the classed. The class looked hollow. ' you're gay!' ' are you insane, their many girls out there!' ' I never knew, you had such outrageous tastes!" Sasuke, ingored them and working, some student turn to Naruto ' what have you done to Sasuke!' 'snap out of it, he's to good for you' ' It's not true, It can't be~" Naruto gumbled, " shut up, i can't copy the homework!" which he took form Kiba.

It seem, like the whole school was talking about it. The girl locker room, the boy's bathroom, all hell even the teacher. It even made the school paper! People we're taking it really hard. Some tired to jump, some just cry, but many we're set out for revenged! all becasue of... " Naruto, are you, out of your mind?" Naruto looked up from his meal. " what are you talking about?" Kiba grabbed Naruto shirt. " you know damn well what I'm talking about, I don't know how, but you got Sasuke to go out with you. But i definitely think you should end it before something bad happen to you!" Naruto reversed it " what did you just say, and you call yourself a friend!" " I'm saying it because I'm worried about you, dummy" Kiba and Naruto, start to shake each other, when Sasuke came out of nowhere, " O.K. now- settle down. Naruto is a very sepcial person to me. So please be more kind to him." Naruto blushed a little. Sasuke grab Naruto hand." shall we have lunch together?" Naruto just nodded. They made there way outside, for they can have lunch under the big tree. "kinda hectic, right?" Naruto said, breaking the slience. Sasuke nodded. " I didn't think we would get so much attention." Sasuke signed. " I'm sorry you have to go through this," "N...No, I'm happens, i...it was nice what you said back there." "that's how I truly feel about you" Sasuke resurred. I'm so happy! Even the smallest things hey says seems to mean so much. So much it shine! Naruto looked at Sasuke lunch." you did bring lunch. just bread!" Sasuke shake his head no, "well, it can't be helped. I don't like the school lunch and my parents are always so busy... I haven't brought lunch from home since elementary school." Naruto heart wrisped." I'll make you a lunch!" " you don't have to." Naruto shake his head no" no, I want to. beside your a growing boy. you need to eat nutritiously!" and this way we can eat lunch together, everyday! Sasuke looked Naruto in the eyes. "Naruto, thanks so much. I'll be looking forward to it." And just like that Naruto was shot dead." oh, the bell ringed. Naruto we- Naruto are you o.k.?" even though, Sasuke send Naruto to cloud nine, not everyone see it the same way.

As the day went on, it seem to get worst. People threw water at him, at Gym, he was hit with thousand of dodgeball. Trip down the stairs. He even got a letter with razor blaze on it. Telling him to stay away from Sasuke. If that wasn't bad enought, there was a group of boys, who chase him around the school. "Sasuke," Sasuke was sitting by a window, when Sai walk in. " is it true that your going out with Naruto?" Sasuke just shot him a look " no, nevermind that, are you serious about Naruto?" The look turn into a smriked. " of course, if i wasn't, do you think I'll ask him out?" " it look like your just trying to piss me off." Sasuke give him, a serious look. "why, are you jealous, be a real man..." Sai snapped " you're saying that to me? After all you did to me?... you locked me up in a bathroom, when I got out it. it was late at night!" " not my faliure, you were too slow." " what!" Sasuke sighed. He was getting tried of this. " what's important is that Naruto o.k'ed it. isn't that the end of it?" Sasuke leaned in close to Sai face. "and also, let me warn you, don't go near Naruto from now on. Its get on my nerves. you got that?"

Naruto, been having a really crappy day. He had to fight off a bunch of guy's and a couple of girl's. But it wan"t for not, because Sasuke was waiting for him at the end of the day. "Naruto, I was waiting for you. I heard all about the group of people trying to fight you. I feel bad." Naruto zoom to Sasuke side. " don't be. those boy's just look scary, but they weren't" Sasuke looked at Naruto. "you're going to be fun" " what was that?" " I was just saying, tomorrow we have a day off. You want to go out for a date?" the prefect date- with Sasike!" what nice weather?" " yeah, prefect for a date with you," Sasuke smiled. their eye's meet " Naruto, I'll really want to kiss you" Naruto blushed " I want to kiss you too."

"st~op! that's way to much for now, just wait until the real date." Naruto was blushing about his dream, when he was suspose to be doing his homework. that's excally how the date going to go, I'm so happy, I might even die! The door open to the house. "Naruto~" "Iruka, you're here? I just have to tell you I-" Iruka, walk in fully and collapsed on the floor. "Iruka! what wrong, are you sick?" Naruto quickly tried to help him up. "Naruto... I... was just dumped..." Again? Iruka was crying in Naruto arms."I'd tried really hard, I should just give up on the dating scene..." Naruto signed. " this is, what? You're second date." Iruka cry start to pat Iruka back. "clam down Iruka, you guy's were just no meant for each other... Some day you'll find the right person." Naruto lead Iruka to his room." now, I want you to take a bath and go to sleep." Iruka did as he was told. poor Iruka, he keep getting his heart broken. Before Naruto could do anything else. Their was a loud banging from the front door. " NARUTO,IRUKA~ Open the door!" Naruto grumbled. " Shut up, or I'll won"t open it!" He took in a big breathe and open the door, and in pop Kyuubi! ( author note: ShyGuy: i been waiting for this part!) Kyuubi jump on Naruto, along with his band mates. " What's going on!" Naruto sniffled the air. " your drank again? what am i going to do with you?" the band gang around Naruto. " hey, is this you're little brother? what was his name" Sonbi asked. " it's Naruto right?" Ichibi add. Naruto stared." who are you guy's?" " um... we're Kyuubi band!" Naruto turn to Kyuubi " you're still in that Band? I thought that was over with," Kyuubi shaked his head no." Are you insane! do you know how much i went throught when you had a concert? I don't like getting groped by old prev's!" " what! I'd kick all those guy's ass, so you have nothing to worry about!" Naruto grumbled. " besided, if I want to do something, I'll do it... you're not the boss of me," The group cheer! shouting, ' we're going to drink all night!' " this isn't a bar!" Naruto shouted back. Iruka was awake by now. " what's going-" Iruka just so happen to walk in on, Kyuubi holding down Naruto trying to make him drink a beer. " Iruka! help." Iruka grumbled, knowing he not going back to sleep now. "what's wrong with him?" Kyuubi ask Naruto, let him go." he got dumped today." " again?" Kyuubi thought about it. " you know the best cure is alcohol!" Kyuubi shouted. " leave him alone!" " fine, then you drink it!" " go to hell!" it's going to be a long night.

The bird's chirp. It was sunny, and Naruto just woke up, under Iruka and Kyuubi sleeping bodies. It's morning already? Naruto push off the sleeping bobies, walk through the sleeping band mates. I have to escape from this hell hole. He walk to the bathroom, to brush his teeth. When a pair of arms, came out and grab him." Na...Naruto, make me some soup..." Kyuubi asked. Then walk in his band mate, asking too. "I...I can't I have a date so... Let go of me!"

Wait for me, Sasuke! I'm just late! Naruto was running full speed. But he finally made it. " Sasuke, are you here?" " hey you- I'm here." a voice from behind him said. There stood, Sasuke in all black, with his hair spike up. Naruto just look the man up and down. " who are you?" Sasuke face change in a growl. " Are you Blind?" Naruto step back, " ahahaha... I mean I'm a bit surprised. You look very Different today. What shall I say...um.. um.. you look prefect-" " Naruto! try explaining why you were 1 hour, 25 minutes and 58 second late." Sasuke glared at the small blond. "ah! that because..." how do i explain, that my stupid older brother, and his crazy-ass band mate, wouldn't let me leave! " There are many reasons why I-" "I hate people who don't keep their promises..." Sasuke lean in close to Naruto, who inreturn back up hitting a pole." This is the first time I've ever waited for someone for over an are you going to compensate me for the time you've wasted." Naruto was stunned. "so..sorry." " I'm not going to go through this again. Be careful next time." Sasuke warned. " al, alright." "I'm Hurgry, let's start this date." Naruto was afraid to follow. what's going on, who is this guy! where the real Sasuke? " Hurry the fuck up, or I'll leave you!" Naruto ran to Sasuke. what going on! - THE END!

Bob: So, that was un inspected, right?

KittyCat: And if you want to read what happen on their date you're just going to have to review.

ShyGuy: Or, we'll end this story, and leave you guy's high and dye...

Bob: that's so mean ShyGuy!

ShyGuy: do you want reviews, or not? *KittyCat and Bob thought about it*

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