Yet Another Boy with PSI

by Human Specimen

Pokey has captured Ness and brought him to the future to turn him into a Pigmask, too bad for Pokey that Ness escapes, now Ness has to find his way back to his time. But he has an amnesia! How can things get any worse? You know the answer, of course it can. The question is how? And what is it with that yet another boy?

2. And He Remembers

A/N: And I'm back after new year, i suck, really bad. Oh, btw, if you were wondering why Ness didnt do a psi rockin and said psi fail instead, i went to put fail as my favourite thing when i played earthbound, so i guess psi fail naturally stuck to me.

Chapter 2: Name

So, I'm now in an old man's house, he introduced himself as Wess.

"So what's your name?" he asked me. Uhh, I don't know but somehow that old guy's name is somewhat similar to mine as I remember.

"I'm not sure, I forgot, but I know that my name ends with 'ess'."

(So here is where I'll (yes, ME, the author) will decide to warp Ness's memory a bit and he remembers)

That old man named Wess said, "Well, never mind I have to go now, you can go around town with Duster if you like, maybe you can look for Lucas, he's usually at Hinawa's grave around this time."

Then he turned to Duster, "Don't just sit there like an idiot, go show the boy around Tazmily!"

Note to self: Never get on the wrong side of Wess, he shouts louder than Paula screams when she is out of PP. Wait, what? Who's Paula and what is PP anyway? Stupid failing memories.

"So, where is the Drugstore?" I asked Duster.

"What?" Duster looked at me puzzledly.

"You know, the store which sells all the items and stuff."

"Oh, you mean the shop, why don't I show you there," he said.

While we walked towards the shop, I bumped into some boy whose eyes shows that mature look for someone of his age, maybe even an adult, and it creeped me out because there's one other person who has such a deep look, think his name was something to do with shit, somehow.

"Who's that guy?" I asked Duster.

"That's Lucas, he is the guy who saved the whole world from Pokey. He usually visits his mum's and twin brother's grave around this time of the day. If he is not visiting their graves, he would usually be found only at home, if not he would be out in the ruined remains of New Pork City trying to hunt down the Ultimate Chimera and turn it off."

"I see..."

When we went into the store, I didn't see any bats for sale and I was kinda disappointed. Strange how I suddenly remembered that I like using baseball bats as weapons. So I bought a Bread Roll with some of Duster's DP, as the currency here is called.

As we went out, I was munching on the Bread Roll and asking Duster about this place I'm in.

-Scene Break-

When we arrived back at Wess's house I saw a present behind there, so I grabbed whatever was inside, I got a thunder bomb! Yay, so happy.

When we went back into the house, I sat down and tried to remember my name.

... Bess, nope... Cess, nope... Dess, nope... Fess, nope... Gess...

ARGH! THAT'S IT I QUIT! THIS IS DRIVING ME (Ness and the author as well) CRAZY!

Wess came in and asked, "Anybody wants to play the NES? Cuz, I just broke the fourth wall for the heck of it!"

"Duster,is Wess okay? He seems to be a bit off, if you catch my drift."

"Never mind, he usually acts like that everytime the thunder bomb at the back of his house is not taken for a few weeks."

"But I just took it just now,"

"Then... PANIC!" Duster ran out of the house.

"LAST CALL, DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY EARTHBOUND? WELL I'VE GOT TWO SNES CONTROLLERS, NO NEED TO SHARE!" Wess ran around doing random dances while screaming.

Wait, SNES! That's it! My name is NESS!

"Duster, wait for me! I remember my name, it's Ness!"

As I caught up to Duster and told him I remember my name.

"My name is Ness, I'm from Onett and when it comes to baseball, I'm the best!"

"Wess's craziness must have rubbed off on you." Duster said, "but since you say so then, okay."

So, now I know my name, yay. Now what? Might as well go around this world and help that Lucas guy turn the Ultimate Chimera thing off.

"Hey Duster, can we go to what's left of New Pork City?"

"Sure, why not? Might as well go find Lucas before night time, it's starting to get dark,"

A/N: Whew, havent wrote anything for a long time, yay and stuff, lol you guys with a 101 inch loldriver if you bothered to read this. Review, because I have the end and the beginning in mind but i have no idea how to build up the story so i need help and stuff. Thank you because i plan to change my pen name the next time i login or two weeks later, whichever later. Bye