dissing of the claim: I don't own Naruto... or the sayings
Girl Talk
Sakura sat on Hinata's large bed and was eating a bucket of strawberry ice cream, "So, Hina-chan, understand me so far?"
...
Blink.
...
Stare.
...
Even the crickets shut up.
"Is that even half true?"
"Of course! My girl talk is always true!"
Hinata sighed, "Suuuure. Why would I believe that?"
"Cause I'm your best friend! And would a bestie ever lie to you?"
...
"You are just insane you know that?" Hinata said with a small laugh.
"Hey! You're hanging around Neji-niisan alot! He always calls me that!"
The blue haired girl giggled, "Why don't you call him Neji instead?"
"Um, hello, why? I've been calling him that since we became friends years ago, when we were twelve."
"But you said so yourself in our little 'girl talk'."
"That... oh..." Sakura raised an eyebrow, "Do you believe me now?"
Did you know...
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Hinata sighed dreamily, Sakura looked at her swollen lips which were carefully hidden.
But a best friend knows when the other best friend just had a make out session!
"So, Hina-chan, what's up? You said you might not come to school today cause of your cold yesterday," Sakura asked.
Hinata just shrugged, "I don't know but after I 'met' Naruto, I kinda... felt better."
"You are just so mean! Kissing him to make it all better!"
"But it did make it all better! Literally!"
... kissing is healthy...
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Sakura winced.
Hinata giggled, "That time of month?"
"Shut up, Hina-chan. Just because I did that to you on your period doesn't mean you have to do it to me."
The white eyed girl just giggled and handed her a banana, "Here, you gave it to me last time."
She took it gratefully, "Well, among us both I am the one with more knowledge."
"Yeah, but not it academics."
"Shut up, Hina-chan!"
... bananas are good for period pain...
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
"... her memory will always remain in our hearts," the priest said as they lowered the coffin of a certain Hyuuga mother down on the earth.
Hiashi's face was blank but there was sorrow evident in his eyes because of the loss of his wife.
Neji looked down, hiding his saddened face of the aunt that cared for him the most among the Hyuuga elders.
Hanabi looked at anything besides the lowered coffin, hoping to lose the memory of her mother as soon as possible
Hinata bit her lip, trying to hold back the tears that were so close to coming down.
And the other Hyuugas face remained blank, sorrow, too, evident in their eyes at the loss of a family member.
But no one as crying.
Sakura noticed that much, ever since her 'mother' died of cancer, not one person shed a tear. She wanted to cry, that woman was like her second mother! She even became best friends with her own mother. And she glanced at her mother, she, too, wasn't crying. But once they reached up, that mother would lock herself in the room and cry at the loss of a friend.
The pinkette faced her friend, who was on the verge of tears, but not one came down. Sakura walked over to her and put a hand on her shoulder, Hinata looked down, afraid of crying. But when she did look down, something fell on the floor.
A tear.
And it wasn't hers.
Hinata looked up and faced a smiling Sakura who had a few tears on her cheeks, "Its okay to cry."
Sakura pulled her into a hug, and Hinata cried her heart out.
... its good to cry...
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Hinata sneezed, Sakura rolled her eyes, "What is up with you and getting sick nowadays? First a cold a week ago, and now another one today?"
"Then why are you still here? You might get a cold too."
"Why wouldn't I be here?"
...
"Good point," Hinata said, but then faced the bowl that was being carried by Sakura, "And what is that?"
"Its chicken soup!"
"... You do know those are just in shows, chicken soup doesn't exactly work. Besides, I don't eat chicken unless really needed to. I'm still a semi-vegetarian."
"Of course it works so you must eat it now! Now open your mouth!" Sakura grabbed a spoonful of it, blew on it, then raised it up, "Open up."
Hinata's mouth remained shut.
Sakura twirled the spoon, "Tchoo tchoo. Konoha express is in need of a tunnel to enter! Tchoo tchoo. Or else they would crash and everyone would die!" she said making the spoon appear like a train.
...
"Zoom! Mayday mayday! The Konoha air forces are in need of a landing spot! Or else, pilot Hyuuga Hiashi might crash!" Sakura said making airplane noises and twirling the spoon.
...
Hinata rolled her eyes, How old does she think I am? Five?
Sakura inwardly smirked, she held the spoon right in front of Hinata's mouth, "Hinata-chan..." she said, making it appear like Naruto's voice, "Oh! Hinata-chan! Open up!" she said in Naruto's most chaste and seductive voice possible, "I need to enter you-"
Her eyes widened, and she blushed ten fold, "SHUT UP-" but then Sakura inserted the spoon in her mouth.
...
Hinata swallowed but then glared at her, "That. Was. Sick. Did you just... say that?! HOW GREEN MINDED IS THAT?!"
Sakura shoved another spoonful into her mouth, "Hey, before you couldn't even scream that loud with a cold. Now look! Chicken soup does help!"
"SAKURA-CHAN!"
"But it did help!"
... chicken soup actually makes you feel better...
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Sakura's eyes twinkled, "So pretty..." Hinata faced what the girl was admiring. It was a simple bouquet composed of blue flowers.
Ino raised an eyebrow, "Those? I thought you were the cherry blossom type of girl, forehead."
She rolled her eyes, "Ino-pig, just because that's my name doesn't mean its my favorite. What does this one mean anyway?"
The blonde was about to tell her, but Hinata quickly interrupted, "It means family and friendship! When it comes to boys and girls!" Ino shot the Hyuuga a questioning glance. "You should probably give it to Neji-niisan tonight with your other birthday gift!"
Sakura's eyes widened and she faced Hinata, "Um... yeah, I should also make the cake's icing blue so it'll match!" she smiled, "Thanks Hina-chan, I'll get a dozen!"
"A dozen?" Ino asked getting twelve flowers.
"Yup! I wanna see the look on his face when he gets flowers from a girl... even if they do mean friendship," Sakura faced Hinata, "Ne, how did you know that?"
"Neji-niisan told me, so he'll also know what it means," Hinata lied, not being evident at all that she did.
Ino handed her the flowers, and she paid it quickly, "I still have a cake to remove from the oven, come on Hina-chan!" Sakura exclaimed running out.
... 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers...
Hinata was about to close the door, until Ino called out, "Hyuuga Hinata playing matchmaker? That's new." She was able to say it without hurt evident in her voice.
She smiled, "Someone has to, and it has to be the best friend," then she left.
Ino looked down.
It was supposed to be her playing matchmaker.
It was supposed to be her with Naruto.
It was supposed to be her who was best friends with Sakura.
But it wasn't. It was all Hinata.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Hinata sneezed... again.
Sakura's eyes widened, "What the? Another cold?!"
"I-I think."
She sighed, "And of all days, Neji-niisan's birthday. Talk about bad luck."
But then Neji appeared in front of them, "Um, Sakura?"
"Yeah?"
"Thanks for the cake, for some reason its actually edible."
"Hey!"
"And the flowers..." Neji said, not sure how to finish the thought.
The flowers she gave him were Morning Glories. And those flowers are quite similar to roses... just not that popular. How he knew this? Naruto sent the same ones to Hinata saying things like 'Hinata-chan doesn't like red so I'll send her blue love flowers! Believe it!'
Sakura winked, "Like 'em?"
...
He merely nodded.
Hinata smirked she could have swore she saw the blush on his cheeks.
Neji faced her, "Did you tell her what these flowers meant?"
She nodded.
"The real meaning?"
Sakura raised an eyebrow.
Hinata nodded again. Looking as truthful as possible.
But then she sneezed again.
The pink haired girl sighed, "I really can't believe you got another cold!"
... lying is actually unhealthy...
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
"So, Hina-chan, another date?" Sakura asked.
Hinata blushed, "Hai, ever since that cold last week, he said that when I could get better it would be celebration. Since I'm getting sick a bit too often."
"I know, the first was because of the rain, the second because you got it from Hanabi-chan, but the third..." she shrugged, "Who knows? But, you might get another one, and you might not be with Naruto after a couple of days again."
"Um... so?"
"Make this one a bit more... unique."
"... How?"
Sakura got out a box, "For once, on a normal date, at least apply a bit of makeup!"
Hinata sighed, "... I guess."
She grinned, "Good!"
Ten Minutes Later...
Hinata was about to apply some mascara, but Sakura quickly stopped her, "Only apply it on your top lashes."
...
She raised an eyebrow, "Why?"
"You might look like Gaara, even if he really doesn't put on eyeliner."
"..."
... you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes...
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
"You look better then before," Neji simply stated.
It was prom night.
And Sakura wore a light green gown, it was hemmed long in the back and just above the knees in the front, around the waist was a white belt, and the bottom most part of the dress was dark green. Her hair remained how it was but with a light green headband,
"But that doens't mean good."
Sakura glared at him.
Hinata sighed. She was in a light blue bouffant gown, the neckline was quite low, and her skirt reached the floor, and her hair was fixed into a bun with strands of it falling to her face.
It was quite evident to see who wanted to go to the prom and who didn't. After all, Hinata was there for Naruto, while Sakura on the other hand...
She was just there for support to Hinata. Sometimes she was a bit too nice... whenever she was nice, which was quite rare.
"Hinata-chan!" Naruto exclaimed, he faced the other two, "Hi Sakura-chan! Neji! You two went here together?"
Their eyes widened, "What?!" they both chorused.
Hinata giggled and dragged Naruto to the dance floor.
Sakura sighed dreamily, "Those two are just so cute together!! Its just so... cute!"
Neji sighed, "Your intelligence never ceases to amaze me."
She pouted, "You are so mean!"
He just shrugged.
But then her eyes widened, It could be true, "Neji-niisan! Lets dance!" she exclaimed grabbing his hand and leading him to the dance floor.
His eyes widened, "Dance?"
And right when they reached the place, the song ended and a slow one began.
Sakura grinned and put her hands around his neck, and he laid his around her waist a bit hesitantly. Though, Sakura was able to see the pink tint on his cheeks. She smirked.
... it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you...
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Hinata smirked, "So, Sa-ku-ra-chan!" she said in a sing song voice, "I believe I saw you dancing with Neji-niisan last night!"
Sakura merely laid down on Hinata's bed, "Um, so? You usually dance with him, like in that family reunion thing."
"Because he's my family."
"So? He's like my family, too."
"But you two didn't dance in a family reunion, you danced at the prom."
Sakura faced Hinata, "What? You want me to hit in your cousin?"
"Why not?"
"So much for thinking you're the overprotective cousin type."
Hinata just shrugged, "Like you could hurt him."
"Hey!"
"But why don't you make a move? You scared he might reject you-"
"Hell no!" Sakura exclaimed. Hinata just smirked. The pink haired girl grabbed her cellphone and pushed a few buttons then put it to her ear.
Hinata mouthed 'speakerphone'
Sakura just sighed and pressed a button on her phone.
"Sakura?"
"Wow! How did you know it was me?!"
"There's such a think as a caller ID."
Sakura rolled her eyes, and Hinata silently giggled. "Very funny."
"And why are you calling me? We are in the same house."
"What's wrong with that?"
"... You are just insane you know that."
"Love you too, Neji!"
"What? No -niisan?"
"Yeah, you see, I was wondering... Hina-chan and Naruto are going to this restaurant for some date, and you know poor little shy Hina-chan-" Insert poor little shy Hina-chan's glare. "-might be a bit... nervous."
"Why?"
"I think he's close to... deflowering her-"
"What?!"Both Hyuugas said.
Sakura laughed, "I'm kidding!"
"... Is Hinata-sama there?"
"Huh? No, she's in the bathroom, since she said her stomach was hurting, and I advise that you do not enter it within a few days." Hinata glared at her.
"... Um, okay. But what do you want?"
"You see, before their anniversary I want to make sure that they go on a double date, since its customary for a couple to do so, for a yearly memory thing. And I know Hina-chan would absolutely love that."
"... Go on."
"And wouldn't you know? I said I would be going-"
"So you want me to be your date?"
"Well what do you know? The genius really is a genius. I didn't see that coming."
"Very funny Haruno."
"But, will you come with?"
"... I'm doing it for Hinata-sama."
"Thank you! Well, it'll be tomorrow night at around seven, pick me up by then?"
"Hai."
"Kay, see ya Neji-nii-I mean Neji-kun!"
"Don't you dare call me that."
"Fine, see ya Neji!"
Then she hung up and faced Hinata.
The girl pouted, "He doesn't even know its a real date!"
Sakura just smirked and headed for the exit of the room, "Who cares? I still make a move, unintentionally. And if I were you, I would be calling Naruto now for that date."
Hinata sighed, "You're making me force Naruto-kun to take me out in a restaurant and you even embarrassed me in front of Neji-niisan, I just want you to know. I don't like you."
She just laughed, "Love you too Hinata-chan, love you too," then she exited the room, but was met with Neji.
Oh damn.
"Why don't you go easy on Hinata-sama, and just make it normal date between you and me?"
Sakura smirked, "Kay! But just so you know, it was me who asked you!"
He smiled, "I suppose you technically did."
... 89 percent of boys want YOU to make the first move...
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Sakura was putting on makeup for her big first date with Hinata's cousin.
Hinata just sighed, "I can't wait until we're related."
"Shut up," Sakura said. Then she grabbed the mascara bottle, opened her mouth-
"Are you going to eat it?" Hinata asked.
Sakura just rolled her eyes, applied the mascara with her mouth open, then faced Hinata, "Its impossible if you don't."
Now it was Hinata who rolled her eyes.
... it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed...
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Hinata wiped her tears away, and Sakura blew on a tissue. Hinata sighed, "I can't believe I'm crying. Hyuugas never show emotion, and yet here I am, crying over an anime series."
Sakura pouted, "Who wouldn't?! It was just so... sad! The way he left her just like that, and on a bench! I mean come on! He even said 'thank you' to an 'I love you', what kind of person is that?!"
"Just so you know, 'thank you' is the polite response to an 'I love you' if you are unsure."
"Tch, unsure?! He'll realize his mistake sooner or later!" Sakura exclaimed grabbing a chocolate bar and biting off a large piece.
Hinata raised an eyebrow, "Why are you eating chocolate? Its just a show, not a real break up."
"But it makes me feel better!"
She sighed, "You are very weird, you know that?"
Sakura smirked, "Well, 'course I am, what else would you expect? And this I am certain!"
"What?"
"That girl will end up with that best rookie, in the year before them!"
"But they never even talked to each other!"
"So?! His cousin will soon get married to her teammate, and with that, they will have to talk to each other!"
"You are just crazy," Hinata said grabbing a piece of the chocolate.
Sakura raised an eyebrow, "I thought it was weird of me to eat chocolate if its only a anime."
"It makes me feel better. After all, I need some comfort for myself since my friend is a lunatic."
"Hina-chan!!"
... chocolate will make you feel better...
"What?"
"Don't finish it all! I was the one who bought it!"
"My god, you really are a lunatic."
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Sakura raised an eyebrow, "Uh-huh, suuuuure. And Sasuke-kun still loves me, and Naruto stills harbor a small crush," sarcasm was dripping down her voice.
"Then that must mean its true." And to tell the truth, it was.
...
...
It finally dawned on her.
"He... and... but... that...no... Tch, yeah right!"
"I do like you," Neji told her.
Sakura gulped and looked the other way, "Um, you like I too, no wait! Like I too you! Damn! I mean: I. Like. You. Too," she smirked, "I got it!"
He rolled his eyes, "You should learn how to speak better, its quite annoying."
"Hey!"
... most boys thinks it's cute when you say the wrong thing...
Sakura inwardly smirked, Neji isn't like most boys, and that made her feel much more better.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
"So, Sakura-chan, what do you think?" Hinata asked twirling around in the clothes she was wearing. It was a black halter top, black leather vest, a blue plaid skirt, fishnet shorts under it, many bracelets with spikes on them, her make up was gothic, and around her forehead was a black cloth.
...
"You look like a goth that really does worship the devil. Some, in fact most, don't. But you... the way you look now... its screaming: I worship the devil! Fear me! For I am an emo retard!!" Sakura said.
...
"That was just mean. In fact I like this look."
"So what? It makes you look like a freak. Choose some other clothes."
... a good friend never judges...
Hinata just smiled and entered the dressing rooms again, But a best friend isn't afraid of telling the truth.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
"Oh. My. God. He did that to you?!" Sakura asked, outraged.
Hinata cringed, "But, Sakura-chan, its... normal-"
"Normal my ass!"
"But-"
"How could you have gotten it before me?!"
The white eyed girl let out a sigh of relief, "I thought you were mad that Naruto-kun... well... did it."
"Why? You two would end up married anyway, what's the point of getting mad?"
...
But then Hinata's eyes widened, "How will I hide it? My family has great eyes, especially Neji-niisan!"
Sakura rummaged through her bag and got out some foundation, "Here, this one works pretty well!"
... a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any...
"There, it looks like nothing hasn't happened at all!"
"... What about you and Neji-niisan?"
"What about him?"
"... Have you two even kissed?"
"... What kind of kiss are you talking about?"
"I take that as a 'no'."
"Look who's talking, it took you seven years to actually ask Naruto out."
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Its been a year since the break up between Sasuke and Sakura. And Sakura well...
Hinata knocked on the girl's room, "Sakura-chan? You there? Its Hina-chan."
"..."
"Saku-chan."
"..."
"Open the door."
"..."
"Or do you want me to break it down?"
"..."
Like Hinata was strong enough to do that.
"Or call Neji-niisan to do it."
The door opened, and Hinata was met with a fourteen year old teen that looked like... "Wow, Sakura-chan, you look like..." she was never one to curse, "... trash."
"Hina-chan! I loved you more when you knew how to shut up!"
"But a best friend tells the truth."
"HINA-CHAN!!"
The Hyuuga girl sighed and brang Sakura to her bed, and then she looked around. The TV was on playing Grey's Anatomy, chocolate boxes were scattered everywhere, and a strawberry ice cream bucket was in the pink haired girl's hands, spoon in her mouth.
"Sakura-chan, its like the break up all over again. You have to let go!"
"But... but I loved him Hina-chan! I don't care if I was just thirteen at the time! I knew it was love!" Sakura exclaimed.
But then she noticed it.
Sakura cheeks were so tear stained and her eyes so red it was if though she was crying all her life.
Hinata glared at her, "Sakura-chan, get a hold of yourself, Weren't you able to move on? You have Neji-niisan-"
"So what?! What if all of a sudden Naruto broke up with you, then Shino comes along, who would you really cry for?!"
...
The Hyuuga heiress looked away.
Sakura scowled, "I thought as much."
Hinata sighed and sat beside her, "Sakura-chan. Just... remember, don't cry over him." Sakura glared at her and was about to retort, but Hinata quickly continued, "Don't Sakura-chan. You have to be... you will be the strong one. Sasuke will learn that what he did was wrong, that you lovedhim and he should have loved you back."
"But that's just it, Hina-chan! I still love him!"
...
Hinata stood up, "Then why are you with my cousin? I thought you liked him."
"Like."
"But not love?"
...
Sakura looked down.
Her best friend scowled, something Sakura never thought she would ever do, "Sometimes, Sakura, you are just... too much. What if Sasuke wants you again?"
Green eyes widened.
"Would you leave my cousin alone, so you can go back to him?"
...
"Would you forget how I wasn't the only one who helped you a year ago?"
...
"Would you forget everything he's done for you?"
Sakura's eyes remained anywhere but on Hinata's own.
Hinata grabbed Sakura's face and made her face her, "Tell me the truth. Look me straight in the eye."
She did.
"And tell me. Would you?"
...
"... I-I... I don't know."
Hinata glared at her, "You looked somewhere else, Sakura, tell me again, directly in the eyes." She knew that Sakura would never ever truly lie to a best friend.
"Y-Yes," was all she was able to croak out.
...
The pale hands went down and Hinata headed towards the door, she gave one last glance at Sakura.
"Then I guess that means if it were Sasuke over me, it would be Sasuke, huh?"
Then the door slammed shut.
Tears came down.
... boy's aren't worth your tears...
Sakura sobbed, But best friends are.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Hinata plopped herself in the bed, and the it finally happened.
A sob came out. Tears started welling up in her eyes.
She sat up, hugged her knees, and cried.
But then the door slowly opened, she looked up-she wouldn't be able to dry the tears on time, so why try?-and saw some blonde hair enter the room. As well as a brunette cousin too.
Naruto quickly appeared by her side, "What happened, Hinata-chan?! Are you alright?!"
Then Neji appeared by her too and put a hand on her shoulder, but when Hinata saw him she cried even harder.
His white eyes widened, "What's wrong, Hinata-sama?!"
"Everything!" Hinata answered.
Her best friend was her... was her life. Was the reason why she is even Naruto's girlfriend. Was the reason why she was no longer called a weakling of the family. Was the reason why she finally bloomed.
Was the reason why she was happy.
Was the reason for... everything.
"Hinata-sama, is this about Sakura?" Neji asked.
Naruto's eyes widened, "Yeah, because we saw her with Ino at the flower shop... laughing and smiling and all that other stuff... without you..."
Hinata froze.
... we all love surprises...
Good ones, that is.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Girl Talk
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
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