KrillinIt- So who wants to break the news to MartialMother

MartialMother- KrillinIt what news?

RichBitch- Good luck KrillinIt #SucksToBeYou

KrillinIt- Okay, MartialMom, so here's the thing your husband was killed and his killer stole your son. #Sorry

RichBitch-I can literally hear MartialMom yelling all the way here in West City... awkward

MartialMom- odboisdhfdsohif **** ddfksdjksdv **** Moster **** aifhiwowewfwefewfn *************

KrillinIt- MartialMom um wow

RichBitch- KrillinIt really wow

PiccoloTheKing-Real classy #Wench


Piccolo'sWeapon- Mr. Piccolo just ditched me. PiccoloTheKing can you come help me, I'm lost and I don't know how to contact anyone else

PiccoloTheKing- Piccolo'sWeapon you're going to learn how to survive on your own so good luck, I need to train.

PiccoloTheKing- Just destroyed the moon, no big deal #Hardcore

Piccolo'sWeapon-Where did I get these new clothes and why is my tail gone? #Confused

Piccolo'sWeapon- PiccoloTheKing, Mr. Piccolo I did it, I got dragon tail meat as food. I'm learning more about surviving.

PiccoloTheKing- Whatever, Piccolo'sWeapon I'm coming to get you soon and your real training will start.


PrinceVegeta- Just destroyed a gross bug planet #BugSpray

NappaTime- How much longer PrinceVegeta? #Bored

PrinceVegeta- Nappatime just go to sleep and stop talking to me, we'll get there when we get there #NoPatience

NappaTime- Alright I guess I'll take a nap

PriceVegeta- Idiot, I'll kill you one day #Goals


Piccolo'sWeapon- Mr. Piccolo is amazing and he's taught me so much #RoleModel

KrillinIt- Piccolo'sWeapon you do realize he's like literally a monster who stole you from your family #StockolmSyndrom

Piccolo'sWeapon- KrillinIt, you just don't know him #Don'tJudge

PiccoloTheKing- Piccolo'sWeapon we have saiyans to worry about don't bother with the rabble, you're better than them #BadCompany

PiccoloTheKing- And you KrillinIt I will tear you apart, stop talking about me. Know your place you bald idiot.

KrillinIt- You got it, PiccoloTheKing #TreadingLightly

Piccolo'sWeapon- PiccoloTheKing, yes sir.

Yachamp- Guys I'm here so we don't have anything to worry about #ConfidenceIsKey

PiccoloTheKing- I bet he dies first or maybe the midget #TakingBets

KrillinIt- You think I'm going to die first? #NoFaith

PiccoloTheKing- I meant the other midget, the one who looks like he smeared bird crap on his face and put red stickers on his cheeks #Creepy

KrillitIt- PiccoloTheKing, you mean Chaitzu?

PiccoloTheKing- I guess, I generally don't bother to learn the name of people who I originally think are clown dwarves. Piccolo'sWeapon, don't talk to them assuming we all don't die. #MoreRabble

KrillinIt- Your lucky Tien didn't bring his phone and Chaitzu was forced to delete his account for inappropriate tweets or they'd be upset #Offensive

Yamchamp- Are you guys ignoring me? #I'mRightHere

PiccoloTheKing- Oh, look the saiyans are here #KindOfImportant

Yachamp- You are ignoring me, well I'll show you guys. I'm going to fight first. #Ready

KrillinIt- Oh no, Yachamp is dead #CorpseCity

PiccoloTheKing- Hahahaha called it

Piccolo'sWeapon-Oh Kami, someone died #FeelingSick

PiccoloTheKing- That's part of battle Piccolo'sWeapon, if it's any consolation he seemed rather unimportant and I'm not sorry for his death so you shouldn't have to be #BetterHimThanUs. And don't talk about that old wrinkly guardian

BetterHalf- You watch what you say about me I'm basically God, #TopOfTheWorld

Piccolo'sWeapon- Thanks PiccoloTheKing, I feel better

KrillinIt- Was that sarcasm, Piccolo'sWeapon?

PiccoloTheKing- He's like four, he's too young to be using sarcasm

KrillinIt- But he's old enough to fight?

PiccoloTheKing- Of course


PrinceVegeta- So we still have a few left over Saibamen who's up next #GameOn