Hellsing A to Z

Chapter B – Busy, Busy, Busy

Welcome back! If you're reading this, it means that you gave my fic a chance! (*dances*)

Time to get this out of the way again. (I do NOT own Hellsing or any of it's characters and I am NOT making any money off of this. I am however a poor college student living off of ramen. Woot.)

This little installment features Alucard and a very busy but irritated Integra.

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KIA letters were scattered across Integra's desk.

"Damn it! Where is my lighter?" Integra cursed as she looked through the drawers in her desk. Integra angrily stood out of her chair, sending it rolling backwards. She turned around to look out into the moonlit night, her thoughts racing. "Damn those men!"

The recent attack on the Hellsing mansion did nothing to relieve the massive migraine that had been building up for several days since then. The Hellsing mansion had been awfully quiet since the Valentine brothers. "I have so much I have to do." Integra frowned.

"If you keep frowning like that, you could get premature wrinkles master." A deep baritone voice shook her out of her busy thoughts.

Integra sighed. "Didn't I tell you not to bother me tonight Alucard?" She turned to face him. "I have way too much to do to be bothered by you." She turned her back to him.

He just stood there smiling and staring at her. No way was he going to leave that easily. Integra knew that, she just didn't want to deal with him too, not with everything that was going on lately. She felt like she didn't have the strength. She wouldn't show Alucard any moment of weakness, not now.

"You were looking for this master?" She turned back around to be greeted with the soft glow of her metallic lighter. She narrowed her eyes.

"You had this the whole time? And never told me when I was looking for it?" Her sharp tone gave him shivers. He purred.

Alucard smiled slowly. "Yes. What will you do about this I wonder?" He slowly walked towards Integra who was standing there with her arms crossed. "You've been doing a lot of work lately, when will you relax master?" Alucard put a lot of emphasis on relax and Integra could hear the words practically roll artistically off of his tongue.

"Enough. Give me back my lighter so I can get back to my paperwork." She held out a gloved hand as she grimaced internally at the sheer amounts of the paperwork she had to do. "That's an order, servant."

Alucard walked up to her, holding out his hand with the lighter dangling between his fingers. "I love it with you order me around."

Integra was pissed. "I'm through with your games Alucard!" Integra snatched the lighter out of his hands and pulled out her gun at the same time. "Go away Alucard or I might use this again."

Alucard started to fade out of the room. "I love it when you talk dirty." He chuckled as Integra yelled and multiple gunshots rang out across the mostly empty Hellsing mansion.

Deep rumbling laughter was heard moments later in the basement by a very confused Seras Victoria.

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