Notes: ENJOY MY WRITING IS SHIT
"Well wade's lost a bit of his bloody memory Felix is keeping secrets me bob and mark seem to be the ones alright oh yeah WE ARE IN A FUCKING GAME AND THE WORST PART IS THAT ITS AN ATTACK ON TITAN GAME SO WE ARE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP NOW" Jack shouted. "Calm down Jack everything is gonna be alright but all your points are right we are gonna die and felix is keeping secrets but all is good if we get out of the tutorial before shit hits the fan an-" Bob stated before getting interupted
*The colossal titan appears so we're fucked and fuuucked*
"OH SHIT ITS HERE LOOKS LIKE THE TUTORIAL IS OVER FUCK RUN QUICKLY RUUN JACK, WADE, BOB, AND MARK" Felix screamed "Uh what about you felix!" mark said. "I'll be fine plus if i die it tells you and maybe everyone else also it shows a clip" Felix said surprisingly calm "Uhh what is that massive red thing where are we WHAT IS THIS PLACE AND WHY DO I HAVE A HEADACHE" Wade screamed.
"you know what FUCK IT LETS GO MEN LEAVE FELIX BEHIND HE SAID HE WILL BE FINE ITS NOT LIKE A CLICHE WILL HAPPEN LIKE IN EVERY MOVIE WHEN I GUY SAYS THAT" bob shouted everyone of them proceeded to run to the boats only 15,000 players made it out alive during the tutorial also it gave everyone a grim reminder that they are stuck and they feel pain and that they are fucked because of this game "Oh my god guys!" Mark shouted "Huh Oh no the only fucking person that might have had an idea is dead" Jack said "Yeah pewerediepo is dead well atleast felix is over there hi felix" Bob said.
"So felix you seem to know a bit since this is a deadly game IS THERE A FUCKING SKILL TREE I NEED TO LEARN MY SHIT" jack said while a 10 other players were wondering what that fucking asshole was on about cause they couldnt understand his irish accent. "uuuuh i still dont understand whats going on here OH Mark,Felix,Jack and bob i remember now how convenient that it comes now so anyone freaked out by the teleportation that happened" wade stated "We all are freaked out wade just there is more weird things going on" Felix added. "I FOUND THE FUCKIN SKILL TREE IT FUCKING SUCKS I HAVE IT ALL UNLOCKED OH ITS JUST SHOWING ALL THE SKILLS I CAN DO WELL IM A FUCKING IDIOT SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHILE ON A BOAT" jack shouted like usual cause what else
"we are fucked" Mark said
(by the way there was only 50.000 playing the game that were stuck i dont care if that doesnt make sense cause why the Fuck not)
