Fathom here! I really like this story, so I'll add another chappie right now. Go down. Read. Send me a cupcake and a nice review.
Where we last left...
"EEW! NOSERING!" I screamed, and pulled up a cheese fry (God bless them) with a sleeper in it. Snot decided to live on my cheese fry and had already packed.
"Oh, sorry!" Durza said, and grabbed it. I heard him mutter, "That's where it was," and put it in his pocket.
"I want a refund! Or at least another plate of cheese fries!" I screamed at the Shade. I grabbed my matchstick-staff and pulled it out to full size. I was an insane girl with a staff and a lust for cheese fries.
"Okay! Here's another plate!" Durza said. He used his magic to make another plate of cheese fries. I calmed down. I shrank my staff to matchstick size. I stroked at it, muttering curses and giving Durza the Evil Eye.
Mains are not a-coming!
5 minutes later, we licked our plates and grumbled for more food. I used in my loudest sing-song voice;
"O WAITER!"
Durza came running.
"Yes Fathom?"
"We want our mains!" I said.
"Bowler hated llamas," said Emmeline, but soon woke up and started crying. Eragon comforted her.
"Oooookay, what would you like?" Durza asked.
"STEAK!" Screamed Murtagh.
"More cheese fries!" I screamed.
"Salad!" said Eragon and Arya.
"My bowler hat!" screamed Emmeline.
"McDonalds!" screamed Roran.
Then, the manager came up.
"What's goin' on here, Durza?" he said.
"I'm
trying to tell them to leave, but-"
"GIRL BASHER!" I
screamed. "WE'RE LEAVING!"
"YEAH!" screamed Emmeline. We steeped out of the booth. A suction noise suddenly sounded, and the booth collapsed. We all left in a huff, with Arya last.
Arya has a little fall
We were really annoyed. We all went down the shallow and wide steps. Suddenly, when Arya was on the last step, she fell over an invisible force. WUMP! She was on the floor.
I burst out in hysterics. Everyone laughed. Even Durza had a little giggle, and then went into hysterics. He was laughing so hard, he forgot to charge us. Arya got up, muttering curses, and everyone laughed even more. We all staggered out the door and went loose in Westfield, Tuggerah.
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Sorry it's short! Ok, when Arya fell over, that DID happen. Everything else was a lie.
Flamers, do what you must.
