2. Bliss
"Sir, I can't help but think you're avoiding something."
"What? Don't be silly Minion. I'm not frightened of anything."
"But we always avoid taking that street," said Minion, gesturing to the street now passed. "We didn't even steal anything from it during our crime spree. Sir, whatever-..."
"If we take that street, it'll take ten minutes longer to get to the cooking supply store," Minion looked at his master, surprised.
"I thought you didn't want to go there."
"I changed my mind. It does seem like an interesting store."
Like a kid going to a toy store, Minion sat back in the car and smiled gleefully, while Megamind gave a sigh of relief.
Minion protected Megamind from getting hurt. Megamind protected Minion from the horrors of a certain Asian fish resteraunt on Eighth Street.
Ignorence is bliss people, remember that.
Also, this oneshot was partly inspired by cgaussie's oneshot "Fish Crimes". Seriously, read and review it, it's a great story. Thanks :)