Song: 'Taste Of Ink' by The Used

The Hidden Angel

Chapter 2 Hybrids, Hyperactivity, and A Liger Named Lea

"Tell me again why I can't come," Sasuke said as he help Naruto packed his bags. "I told you Sasuke," Naruto said. "You'll only slow me down by trying to have sex in every place you see fit. And I'm going to Europe. If you came I wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks." "I'm not that bad," Sasuke said.

"Yes you are!" Itachi said. "You're always trying to screw him in my room! That's why I had to get a lock!" "It's not my fault you have a cozy bed," Sasuke said pouting. "Don't worry Sasuke I'll be fine," Naruto said. "I'll email you once a week to let you know how I'm doing. Don't worry about me. Just be happy that you won't have to eat ramen for a few months." "Hn," Sasuke said as Naruto left. "How can I be happy without you..."

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"Kabuto do you think they'll hate me?" Naruto asked scared. "Why would you say that Naruto?" Kabuto asked. "Well I've been gone for a long time," Naruto said. "They might hate me for that." "Naruto, they don't hate you," Kabuto said. "They miss you. There's a big difference." "Are you sure?" Naruto asked. "Maybe I shouldn't go after all."

"It's too late," Kabuto said. "We're here." "Oh shit," Naruto said as he stared at the entrance to the secret compound. "Don't worry so much," Kabuto said. "No matter what Lea will always love you." "Oh yeah I forgot about Lea," Naruto said. "In that case lets go!"

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"Naruto you're back!!" Kimimaro cried as Naruto entered the compound. "Hey everyone Naruto's back!" "Naruto's back?!" "Where is he?!" "I can't believe Naruto's back!" "Naruto?!" "We missed you so much!!" "I told you they didn't hate you," Kabuto said. "I'm really glad you're right," Naruto said. "Now there's something I have to do." "What is that?" Kabuto asked. "Visit dad," Naruto said.

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"Dude get off of the roof and let go of the ramen," Kiba said into a loudspeaker. "Never!" Sasuke cried. "This is all I have left to remember him by!" "This is just as bad as the time we put Naruto on that no ramen diet," Shikamaru said. "What's going on?" Itachi asked approaching the group.

"Sasuke won't get off the roof cause we tried to take away his ramen," Shikamaru. "Sasuke get down here!" Itachi yelled. "You're making an idiot of yourself!" "Only if you tell them to leave me alone!!" Sasuke screamed. "Dude's gone insane," Kiba said.

"And to think we were gonna email Naruto," Shikamaru said. "But now it looks like we won't have time.""What?!" Sasuke jumping off the roof. "In that case let's go! We don't all day!!" "Fine just chillax," Kiba said.

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"Dad? Can you hear me?" Naruto asked as he kneeled beside his father's bed. "I'm sorry I haven't visited in a while. It's just that I've been searching for a cure. I think I found one! Let's just hope it works." "Naruto," Orochimaru said. "Whether it works or not I want you to keep living your life to the fullest. Promise?"

"Yeah," Naruto said. "I promise." "What exactly is this cure?" Kabuto asked. "It's extremely risky," Naruto said. "But not as risky as trying to transfer his soul to a new body. My plan is to turn him into a hybrid. A snake hybrid to be exact." "What?!" Kabuto said. "How did you even learn about those?!"

"Does it really matter," Naruto said. "Look, since he suffers from a flesh eating disease he is doomed to die. But as a snake he can shed his skin. What we do is simply turn him into one and then remove all the diseased flesh. If my theory is correct then the snake DNA will make it so he can grow new flesh.

We just have to do this before the diseased flesh gets too deep." "Then we better start right away," Kabuto said. "Naruto, takes all your research and go to room 317. I'll gather everyone involved in this project and meet you there." "Got it," Naruto said and ran off to collect what was needed.

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"Guys I don't think we should send this," Shikamaru said looking the email over. "Why not?" Kiba asked. "Did you even read it?" Shikamaru said. "Just look at it. It's a mess."

Dear Naruto,

How's Europe? Send us some pics if you can. NARUTO!! Are you dead? Did someone try to rape you? ANSWER ME!! Naruto, Sasuke's gone insane and is eating all the ramen. Tell him to stop before he gets fat. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?! NARUTO EATS RAMEN ALL THE TIME!! Naruto, where did you put my painkillers. I need them. Now. Druggy! Druggie! Druggy is spelled with a 'y' you dumbshit. No it's not you PMSing psycho. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?! You heard me. You're a gay PMSing psycho. DIE KIBA!! Naruto, if you don't come back soon I'm killing myself. By the way I ran out of my medication for the month. You have one week to return before I shoot myself in the head.

Sincerely,

Shikamaru, yo boy Kiba! and Sasuke (who's really a woman. XD)

PS Kiba shall die in seven days. Who do you think you are, The Grudge?!

PPS Naruto this is Itachi. If you don't return soon I'll have Hidan sacrifice them to his god, Jashin. They are getting on my last nerve. Seven days. Go to hell Kiba!! He's right Sasuke. If you two don't stop pissing me off in seven days I will kill you both. Tobi is a good boy!! Hi un!!

"I don't see anything wrong with it," Kiba said.

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A/N: Best ending ever!! For all of you waiting for the next chapter of Akatsuki Todd don't worry I'm writing it next. Seven days...

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