Anne: Welcome back to TDA Weakest Link. In case you are wondering what happened just before the commercial, Izzy went back to her normal dumb***-self again, and the security has to escort Izzy out of the building.

Justin: She was a dumb*** anyways.

Anne: (Laughs) You said it. Now then, lets play... THE WEAKEST LINK!

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Anne: Beth, in the third episode of Total Drama Island, who did you allign with?

Beth: The answer is Heather, even though she stabbed me behind my back.

Heather: Very true.

Anne: Correct. Bridgette, who were the first 2 people to be eliminated in Total Drama Action?

Bridgette: (pause) I don't wanna say.

Geoff: Me neither. It's too embarrassing.

Anne: You guys are such wimps. Kelsey-

Courtney: It's Courtney, ma'am.

Anne: Whatever. Who was the first camper to be eliminated in Total Drama Island?

Courtney: (Smiles) That's easy. The answer is Ezekiel.

Anne: Incorrect. The answer was you!

Courtney: Wait! Time-out! That is not true.

Anne: Quit being a bad sport about it. Sheesh. DJ, which camper do you have a relationship with?

DJ: I don't know. I never had one.

Lindsay: Like, you have a relationship with me, DJ.

DJ: Uhh... Lindsay?

Anne: Incorrect. You don't have a relationship.

DJ: (Groans) Thank's alot, Lindsay.

Anne: Geoff, true or false. Am i beautiful?

Geoff: False.

Anne: (Gasp) WELL I NEVER!!! (Pause) Gwen, what place did you receive in Total Drama Island?

Gwen: I was the runner-up.

Owen: AND I WAS THE WINNER! WOO HOO!

Anne: (Pause) Right. Harold, who's ****ies did you see?

Heather: (Covers her eyes)

Harold: Heather's.

(The whole audience laughed)

Heather: OOF! I'm gonna get you for this.

Anne: Silence! That was the correct answer.

Leshawna: I kicked Heather's *** because of it.

Anne: (Stares at Leshawna angrily)

Leshawna: (Sweats) Nevermind.

Anne: Heather, name some of the girls you backstabbed.

Heather: Well, i backstabbed Beth, Lindsay, Karen-

Courtney: Courtney!

Heather: Shut up. As i was saying, Leshawna, Izzy, and Gwen.

Anne: Wow. You were a real villian, and that was correct. Justin, i'll put 100 dollars in the pot if you take your shirt off.

Justin: Okay.

(Justin takes his shirt off, and he makes all of the ladies in the audience faint, including Anne Robinson. The director gushed some water on Anne Robinson, which makes her got back up)

Anne: Wow. I have to record that in my diary. Anyways, Leshawna, did you whooped Heather's *** after Harold saw her... well, you know.

Leshawna: I didn't, but i will soon.

Heather: (Rolls eyes) As if.

Anne: I'll count that as a correct answer. Lindsay, what rhymes with dog?

Lindsay: Shoe?

Anne: (Smacks her forehead) Oh brother. You are so stupid. Owen, what is your favorite food of all time?

Owen: The food i ate outside of the studio.

Anne: (Pause) You what?

Geoff: (Laughs) Owen, you are the man!

Anne: Oh for pete sakes. Trent, what is 5 plus 5?

Trent: Nine.

Anne: (Groans) What is with the campers these days? (Pause) Okay, well you all put in 800 dollars in the pot, which makes a total of 1800 dollars. That money will go through to the next round, but one of you will not. Time to vote off the weakest link.

(DUN DUN DUN DUN!)

Weird Announcer Dude: Heather is the strongest link. The weakest link is Geoff, because Anne Robinson is very beautiful. I get paid to say that.

Anne: Okay, it's time to see what you dimwits have voted for.

(DUN DUN DUN DUN!)

Beth: Courtney.

Bridgette: Courtney.

Courtney: 2 votes for me?

Anne: Shut up and tell me who you voted for.

Courtney: (Growls) I voted for Justin.

Justin: I am not surprised.

DJ: Courtney

Geoff: Courtney, she is such a wanna-bee.

Beth: More than me, of course.

Gwen: Courtney.

Harold: Courtney.

Heather: Courtney.

Justin: Courtney.

Leshawna: Heather.

Heather: Huh?

Lindsay: Courtney.

Owen: Free food.

Anne: (Cough) Fat dumb***.

Trent: And my vote is for Courtney.

(DUN DUN DUN DUN!)

Anne: Heather, why Kerrie?

Courtney: IT'S COURTNEY!

Heather: Well, it's because she is wishing to be me, plus she is like, so ugly. And i have no idea why Leshawna voted for me.

Leshawna: It's because you are too negative.

Heather: That doesn't make an excuse.

Anne: Enough! Justin, why Corrine?

Courtney: (Angry) MY NAME IS COURTNEY!

Anne: Oh hush up.

Justin: She tried to take my spot as a villian of Total Drama Action, but luckily, it didn't happen, since i stabbed everyone in the back.

Trent: That makes a good reason.

Anne: Well then, i'll just make this quick. With 10 out of the 13 votes, Colleen-

Courtney: (Raged) IT'S COURTNEY! MY NAME IS COURTNEY! C-O-U-R-T-N-E-Y! COURTNEY!

Anne: (Rolls eyes) Whatever you say. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

(Sad music plays, and Courtney leaves in a rage)

Gwen: Thank gosh. I thought she'd never leave.

Heather: Tell me about it.

(Outside the studio)

Courtney: I hope Duncan waited outside for me.

Cameraman: He didn't.

Courtney: (Cries)

(Back at the studio)

Anne: 12 remain but only one will win. Find out who when we return to the weakest link!