A/N: Muahahahahaha!!!

Diclaimer: yadda yadda I don't own anything cept for OCs, which include my crew.

Victim 1: Chiro

Chiro opened his eyes and groggily shook his head. Last thing he remembered, he was shoved onto a potatoe sack. He tried to sit up but found himself chained to a metal table. A man with light brown hair and white teeth bent over him. He was wearing a suit, but with a high-collared cape billowing behind him. "Resistance is futile!" The man brought up his hands and did a muahahahaha to the sky. His fingers were tipped with Wolverine claws.

Chiro looked around. He was in a dungeon-like room. Various types of painful looking torture devices and weapons hung on the wall. An old organ sat in the corner. Sitting in front of it was a guy that looked like a vampire. He quickly played a scary tune.

Chiro looked in the other direction and found some little comfort in this hell-hole. Standing near him was a woman with luscious chocolate brown hair that Aurora 6 would kill for. A red dress showed off her curves, curves that would make even Gibson and Antauri drool. The woman smiled at Chiro. That was when he saw the sharp teeth that potruded from her gums. The bottom of her long dress was in fact ragged and torn, the tendrils trailing across the floor.

Chiro looked instead to the ceiling. And he swore he saw a guy with glasses and big hair wearing white in the ceiling, sitting in a booth, flicking switches. "Where the hell am I?" Chiro was getting creeped out.

"Welcome, Chiro," the man in the suit began. "To the," Then several hundred voices joined in. "Torture Chamber!"

Chiro looked around wildy. "Where are those voices coming from?!" He swore he heard snickering after the 'torture chamber'. He was close to peeing himself with fear.

The man shot a glance at the woman beside him. She nodded. The man turned back to the poor boy. And smiled. Almost evilly. It was pretty fun messing with people.

How does one mess with Chiro? But of course, you mess with his Sun Riders...

"Oh, Chiro..." The woman bent towards him and cooed. "I think there's something you want."

"Want?! I want out, that's what I want!"

"So you wouldn't want...this!" With a flourish, she held up a small, thin book. But it wasn't a book. It was a comic book. But the Sun Riders didn't have a comic book series, they were a TV show. That's what everyone thinks. But as any true Sun Riders-obssessed fan will tell you, the Sun Riders once had a comic. Sales were incredibly low, so the series was stopped after the first issue. And the rare copies of that issue, was a highly desirable collector's item for any Sun Riders fan.

And it was that issue that the lady was holding in her fingers now. But that wasn't all. She was holding a cigarette lighter underneath it. And pressing the button.

"No way! Do you know how much money it took me to have that shipped in?! 200 dollars! That's a lot of moolah, ya know!" Chiro started writhing in his bonds. Or trying to at least. The chains were too tight. "I want my lawyer! Gimme a phone! You'll be sorry!"

Too late Chiro. The corner of the paper began to wrinkle and smoulder. "Nooooooo!! What do you want from me?! Money? The Super Robot's weaknesses? What do you want?! Where am I?!" Chiro took a deep breath and let out, "MMMOOOOOOOOMMMMYYY!!!!!"

"Oh shut it, mummy's boy." the man snapped. " We told you, you're in the-" "TORTURE CHAMBER!!!"

The man with big hair in the ceiling booth flicked a switch. Lights came on suddenly. Chiro blinked against the glare. He looked up and saw... "A studio audience?! What's up with that?!" Then it came to him. "Oh my god! I'm on TV aren't I?! I'm gonna kill you! I'll kill you all! Monkey Fu!" Nothing happened. "No! You take my Sun Riders comic book, and my Power Primate too?! What is wrong with the world?! Why me? Whyyyyy?!?!"

The lady was getting fed up. She waved the comic book in front of his face, which she had stopped burning once the lights came on. "Chiro!" Chiro was instantly mesmerised.

"Yes mummy?" he said dreamily.

"I'm not your mother, dangit! You're on Torture Chamber, Shuggazoom's newest show."

The man, which we now know as Cedric Angriff, and I'm tired of calling him the man, began to explain to the viewers the rules of the show. "Tonight, our victim is Chiro. And as you will now see, Chiro, was a very cute baby." The lights dimmed, and a screen slid down over the back wall. A short movie started. Actually, it was a tape. Taped off TV. Off Shuggazoom's Funniest Home Videos.

Tanya Perri stood in a blue dress, facing her own studio audience. "Ever wonder what celebs looked like without the nose job? Well, with 'Before they were Famous', you'll see." The video voices dude started up. "Before they were Famous! By the age of two, Shuggazoom hero Chiro's primal instincts was already taking over." The screen showed Chiro, at his secong birthday party, picking his nose, and eating it. Next, Chiro was sitting next to a girl, ready to blow out the candles. In the middle of 'Happy Birthday', young Chiro reached a hand down her shirt. He was stopped. And he did it again. And again. And again. And again. The tape ended.

Through it all, the much older Chiro, still chained to the table, but now tilted upwards to see the screen by a Frankenstein-like dude, sat with his mouth open. Once the tape ended, Chiro closed his mouth. Then he opened it. And closed it again. This silent act of shock went on for a few good minutes of the show, until the hosts got fed up.

"Oh do get on with the tantrum and the crying and the swearing! You look like a fish doing that!"

"Well I wasn't going to throw a tantrum or cry or swear, but that sounds like a dang good idea!" And thus, Chiro proceeded to do so. "I'm gonna Lightning Kick whoever sent that tape into Funniest Home Videos in the guts a thousand times! I'll get him! I'm gonna get him and go into Inner Primate and bash him against a cliff!! I'll hunt him down and hurt him! Badly!" And Chiro continued doing this until there was only ten minutes left in the show. "So, what do you guys do on this show?"

"Well," began Natalie Teasedale. She didn't look so bad once she took out the vampire teeth. "Long story short we humiliate the Monkey Team."

"Hmm. Doesn't sound bad beside the fact that myself and my friends are getting tortured. Who's next?" Chiro asked.

"We're not allowed to say on a-"

"Antauri."

"Commercial! Now!"

Hmm. Not as good a start as I'd like. Ah well, Antauri's and Nova's is the best. Sprx's and Gibson's are okay. Still don't know what to do with Otto. Season 2 I have planned already. Well, review!