Kyoya Hibari- I warned you.

The first time Tsuna met Kyoya was when…

Well, he really didn't wanna talk about it. Shit be embarrassing yo.

Anyway, it was just a regular elementary school day. Tsuna once again passed his test with flying colors, although, there was something occupying his mind.

Blood.

So much blood.

Orange tinted feathers.

A man's shades tossed askew.

Unblinking face.

Teal colored words.

Unbreakable.

Shitty swords.

Doomed.

Decapitation.

Now, Tsuna didn't usually space out, but today, like any other year, he couldn't help it. He was so out of it that his clumsy side, one that he thought he had gotten rid of, made its appearance.

He promptly tripped above the stairs.

"Aw shit. C'mon, really? Oh my fucking gog." He muttered to himself, closing his eyes and getting ready for yet another.

Tsuna opened his eyes to find one Hibari Kyoya reading a book. What?

"Hn." Kyoya, THE Hibari Kyoya, looked up from his book and stared at Tsuna.

Wasn't this guy that feared student who began spouting shit about order and biting? Also something about herbivores. Didn't he say carnivores once? What is it with the references to meat and shit? He obsessed or something?

"Uh…" Tsuna said rather unintelligently. Kyoya, unbeknownst to the brunette, sighed lightly, muttering 'are you for real, dude?' before gaining composure and staring at the brunette again. He had a reputation to upkeep.

"Herbivore. You caused a mild disturbance in school." He stated. Tsuna shrugged.

"Oh, so that's what it was. Sorry, kinda spacin' out there. I won't let it happen again, promise." He made a gesture, making a cross on his torso and holding his hand up.

"…" Hibari was silent. So was Tsuna.

After a moment of silence, Tsuna slowly got up and walked towards the door to leave. Before he could actually grab the handle (and pirouette off it, for that matter, because this was confusing as fuck) a hand tugged him from behind.

Spun him around.

And warmth coming from all sides covered. Who knew the terrifying and cold Hibari Kyoya was actually a fuzball?

Though that didn't mean this wasn't weird as fuck.

I mean, what kind of stranger just hugs a boy they met that very day like he means something to them –

"I warned you 'bout those stairs, bro." Kyoya, fucking Hibari Kyoya, whispered in the now shell-shocked Tsuna, before letting the poor boy go and pushing him out the door with a small amount of force.

The door shut behind Tsuna, but he wasn't exactly focusing on that right now.

That…that line. He…couldn't be…right?

A smile, a really, really small smile appeared briefly on his face. Slowly, ever so slowly, it grew wider, until there was a shit-eating grin on his face.

When he got home, his mother was so surprised to see her son smiling wider than ever, becoming a gentleman (not that he wasn't, just more noticeable than before), showing her one of his works, etcetera etcetera. When asked why he was more expressive than usual, Tsuna didn't have the heart to care about his temporarily broken façade. Instead he answered;

"My – Kyoya. Kyoya Hibari happened. Mind if I steal the kitchen tomorrow morning?"

The next day, one demon soon-to-be-prefect chased one brunette boy around the school, yelling, yes, yelling, something about 'f(r)iendship is magic', 'you li'l shit', and for some reason, Tsuna was replying with 'oh forgive me, great destroyer of souls' while pretty much laughing his ass off. For a child, he sure was agile. They were jumping and leaping 4 feet high for freak's sake!

All in all, it was a pretty sweet week for Tsuna.

What was even sweeter is that he had found more of his friends – no. He couldn't call them his friends anymore, they've been through so much.

His family.

Has a nice ring, doesn't it?

Yeah. So. This is a thing.

I've decided this story will be in one-shots, connected or no. I'll be focusing on the guardians in Nanimori first, +Kurokawa and Kyoko chap, then I'll move on to the rest.

Also the Dying Will Bullet.

Goddamn, like Kouru-Kage said, this will be a pain in the ass to write.

Like, how the hell should Tsuna react? Considering his background and all?

Oh yeah, forgot to mention, Kouru-Kage guessed correctly! Nice to see a fellow victim of AH hell, aye? By the way do you have Amino? I can follow you there, and we can talk shit. Too bad you're a guest, I think.

And you all gave some pretty good guesses, close even, but...Tsuna ain't from the future. He wasn't even Tsuna at all.

Lemme give you his middle name (accepted middle name by fandom). Elizabeth.

One more thing, not ALL guardians will have a reincarnated self because I either don't find it fitting to the characters I'm replacing them with or I just don't think they need to be changed in general. There's only so much I can do with a limited list of 8, 14, ? ? Beats me lol. Maybe I should incorporate other characters in this...Too fun to pass up. Now, who the hell is a good joker here? Thinking about it...Huh. I have a character for Ryohei now. Either him or her. Gah, they're both loud and passionate. As for Mukuro...Hm. Genocidal bish? (No I'm kidding I love them actually)...Hm. This is going to be one hell of a ride for me. Wish me luck! A steep slope is up ahead!

[Deleted the hints because where's the fun in that? I'll give you the list if you PM me, though. Decipher it like your life depends on it (don't actually, you can choose not to, I'm not forcing people haha)]

Have fun with the hints! Seriously I put them there for a reason.

Guess I should tell you this was a crossover, eh?

Bluh.

Next time; Takeshi! Probably.