A/N: Here we go… Oh, I changed Artie/Neville and Rachel/Hermione to Ravenclaw. Just so that they and Luna could be better friends. Also, Padma isn't in the story. Mercedes will be Angelina Johnson. And, there's only one Hogwarts Quidditch team, not four House teams. Just pretend there're more magic schools in the UK.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story.

Chapter One
|Auditions

Remus Lupin sat down in the Headmaster's office. Albus Dumbledore smiled at the younger man, his eyes twinkling merrily.

"What can I do for you, Professor Lupin?" Dumbledore asked. He pushed a bowl of yellow candies toward Lupin. "Lemon drop?"

"Er, no thanks, Headmaster." Lupin shook his head. "I would like to start a glee club. You know, for kids who like to sing. The muggles have them, and I think that some of our muggle-born students would rather like it."

"I don't know, Professor. You teach Defence Against the Dark Arts, not Muggle Studies." Dumbledore mused.

"But sir, I grew up with music, and I rather think it shaped my life to a degree." Lupin argued.

"Very well. You may hold auditions. If there are students who want to be a part of this glee club, you may have it." Dumbledore nodded and popped a lemon drop into his mouth.

~*~

Lupin had posted a sign-up sheet in each common room in Hogwarts. He was hoping that he'd get at least a mediocre response.

In the Gryffindor common room, Ginny Weasley looked at the sign-up sheet and scoffed. Who would join a silly muggle thing like Glee Club? She had more important things to worry about, like Quidditch. Her boyfriend, Harry Potter, secretly wished he could sign up, but he knew that he had too many people looking to him to be super popular. He was the Captain of the Hogwarts Quidditch team, and The Boy Who Lived.

Angelina Johnson and her good friend Colin Creevey walked up to the board and signed their names, exchanging a smile. Both were muggle-born, and loved to sing. Ginny and her friends Lavender and Parvati laughed at the two of them as they looked on. Angelina and Colin were such losers. Harry did nothing, just sat between his friends Seamus and Dean, going over Quidditch plays. His best mate, Draco Malfoy, lounged on the chair opposite the couch the other boys were on. Draco scoffed at the muggle-borns as well.

In the Ravenclaw common room, Hermione Granger stalked up to the sign-up sheet and neatly wrote her name down. She then stuck a gold star sticker behind her name. With a satisfied smile, she bounced up to her dormitory to prepare her audition. Neville Longbottom and his girlfriend Luna Lovegood signed up next. Luna giggled and Neville blushed a bit. No one really cared what they did in the Ravenclaw common room; everyone was too concerned with their studies.

~*~

"R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me!" Angelina belted out at the auditions.

Remus nodded, impressed. Angelina had incredible vocals. She finished and left the stage. A boy of about fifteen took her place.

"Hullo. My name's Colin Creevey. I'll be singing 'Mr. Cellophane'." He nodded to the pianist.

Remus was again impressed. Colin had a high, sweet, almost feminine voice. Once he was finished, Colin brushed back his hair and went to sit with Angelina in the bleachers behind Remus. Luna Lovegood took stage next, her silvery-blonde hair fanned out behind her.

"Luna L." She informed Remus when he asked for her name. "I'll be singing 'I Kissed A Girl'."

Remus put his head in his hands. This was ridiculous… he KNEW Dumbledore had been off his rocker when the old Headmaster gave a few students Time-Turners to complete their studies. He thanked Luna when she finished. A bloke named Neville followed her and sang another song from the future – Confessions pt II by an American fellow called Usher. Then Hermione Granger took stage.

"My name is Hermione Granger, and I'll be singing 'On My Own' from the musical Les Miserables."

Remus' eyes just about popped out of his head. This girl had a beautiful singing voice!

"Thank you!" She said once the music was done. She smiled hugely and left the stage.

"Well. At least I have the beginnings of a Glee club." Remus muttered as he looked over his shoulder at the other kids who had auditioned.

~*~

Harry stared at the sign-up sheet Professor Lupin had left in the Quidditch boys' locker room. The older man had said that the Glee club had needed more men to join. Most of the other Quidditch guys had scoffed. Now Harry was the last one in the room. He shrugged and shuffled off to the shower.

Remus Lupin walked back in to the Quidditch locker room. He'd forgotten to leave a quill with the sign-up sheet. He was about to leave, but he heard a remarkable rendition of "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon. Lupin's curiosity got the better of him. He went nearer the singing. There, his head and shoulders poking out of the stall, was Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived. Remus grinned and thought of ways to get the boy to join Glee.

~*~GLEE!~*~