me: Oh my god! It's a

ED: what? It's a what?

me: it's a dark sausage nosed mousy riding an imaginary cheese nosed camel!

imaginary camel: (makes camel noises that no one but me hears)

dark: hey! (he might look good if his nose didn't look like a very messed up sausage)

ED: hey dark

panda: (looks at me) what the hell? He does not have a sausage nose!!

dark: sausage nose?

me: I see it! And I also see his cheese nosed camel!

dark: cheese nosed camel? (looks around) where?

me: right beside you! (points at a space that's empty to everyone but me)

ED: she's kinda sugar high

dark: I see…

panda: hey, dark?

dark: yea?

panda: weren't you sealed in the black wings with krad?

dark: no, we got naruto to do his substitution jutsu for us, so we aren't really gone, it's just a couple of chunks of wood.

panda: oh…kay.

dark: why? Did you want a kiss before I left this world, witch now I wont have to unless the director for DN Angel finds us. But I can still give you a kiss…(goes closer to panda)

panda: (slaps dark) hell no! my only love is kenshin himora! And I would like to state that kenshin himora belongs to I panda, and no one else! So hahaha all you kenshin himora fan girls!!

me: hey, I'm back

ED: where were you?

panda: you went somewhere?

dark: i do not have a sausage nose and I don't ride a cheese nosed camel.

me: i was reading some of my cousin's book… for like five minutes, and what the hell are you talking about dark? who ever said anything about a sausage nose and a cheese nosed camel?

dark: but you… what? I'm lost.

ED: she was sugar high so I guess she doesn't remember.

dark: okay then.

me: I want more pepsi

ED, dark, panda: no!

me: aw, you suck! (throws empty glass at them and it hits dark, bounces off and hit's ED)

ED and dark: owww!

panda: haha!

ED: (picks up cup and throws it at panda)

ED: (the cup he threw hits panda)

panda: what the hell!?

me: give me my freaking glass back!

panda: no.

me: fine, ill just go get another one.

panda: fine. (throws it back at ED who catches it) damn.

me: (looks at ED with puppy dog eyes) if you give me my glass back, ill share my pepsi with you

ED: (looks at panda, looks at cup, looks at me and my puppy dog eyes) yay! pepsi! here.

me: yay! thanks ED! Ill be right back (leaves room)

………

me: sip ( has full glass of pepsi) hey! Im back, and look what I found.

ED: (looks up and turns white) noooooooooo! What the hell is he doing here? And why is she here?

roy: what's wrong, not happy to see me Fullmetal?

ED: why would I be happy to see a morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex? sip (has my glass of pepsi)

hawkeye: I'm here to keep an eye on him. (pulls out gun and points it at roy)

roy: hehe…(nervous laugh…looks at the glass in ED's hand) what are you drinking?

ED: non of your business.

roy: it's pop isn't it? (lifts eyebrow)

ED: no it's not! (looks around frantically)

roy: hand it over.
ED: never! (looks around again, then has an idea) it's hers.
me: yea…actually, it is.(grabs it from ED) sip

panda: just don't get sugar high again.

me: I wont sip

ED: can I have some like you promised?
me: sure.( hands it over to…roy!?) what the? Roy? Give it to ED.
roy: no sugar for ED. (hands it back)

ED: (starts to cry) why?

roy: because, if you get sugar high I can…(little light bulb goes on because he gets an idea) fine, you can have some.

ED: yay! pepsi! (grabs glass and takes a drink)

me: can I have it back now?

ED: sip here (hands empty glass back)

roy: ED?

ED: yea?

roy: what's five plus one hundred?

ED: one hundred five!

roy: want more pepsi?

ED: yes!

roy: are you sure you trust me?

ED: yes! Give me my pepsi! (grabs glass and drinks it all)

roy: (holds fingers in a L position) looser!

ED: looks at inside of glass and turns a greenish color)

roy: haha.

ED: gag…gag…coff…gag…wheeze…wheeze…choke…gag…(drops on floor twitching) why roy?

roy: because, it's fun.

ED: (passes out from being grossed out)

me: what did you do to my EDWARD?!

roy: I gave him milk and told him it was pepsi.(starts laughing)

me: you will pay. (grabs hawkeye's gun and points at roy)

roy: ( goes all pale) I was just kidding around with him.

me: you son of a cow! How dare you?

roy: eep! I'm sorry. (runs around in circles)

me: (chases him around shooting) don't shoot evenshoottryshootit!shootdon'tshootevershootmessshootwithshootmyshootman!shootmore

shots
roy and me: (stop when gun is empty and out of breath)
roy: I'm sorry, it wont happen again. (quivers with fear hiding behind hawkeye)
me: better not. (hands gun back to a shocked looking hawkeye)
roy: yes mam! (salutes to me)