The next day John was moping around the house being waited on by Deidra all his sister's and brother's signatures on his cast in different sharpie ink.
"Ok so what's for breakfast John? I mean you can choose anything and I'll make it even chocolate chip cookies homemade of course" Deidra said as John looked around for something to eat.
"Can I have cold pizza, cold fried chicken, cold hot dogs, and cold steak with a Wild Cherry Pepsi? John asked as Deidra smiled sitting next to him.
"The Beavis special you are definitely your father's son just less of a pyro which I'm happy about Honey. And yes one Beavis special coming right up".
"John sat next to Beavis as he watched music videos and secretly John didn't mind them because it gave him and Beavis an excuse to bond.
"Beavis I'm making the Beavis special Honey so if you want some I suggest you tell me what you want on this pizza".
"A Meatlover's it's the only pizza that goes the best with the Beavis special Dee and son I have to say great call on breakfast" Beavis said his eyes glued to MTV Classic.
"Yes this is Deidra long and I'd like an xtra large pie cold. No not cooked we go through this so many times Herb he wants it cold as in refrigerated or room temperature if you can make it like that. Yes that's right meatlover's and a liter of Wild Cherry Pepsi".
"Just put it on the long account and as always thanks so much Herb you're the best" Deidra said hanging up and grabbing a bucket of KFC from the fridge putting it on a platter and Butthead opened the patio door walking in and sitting next to John laughing at the videos with Beavis.
"Uhh huh that guy is saying You're Beautiful but he's like undressing in the snow his junk might get like frostbite Beavis" Butthead said his eyes bloodshot from pot smoke.
"Ok first off don't you knock? Second I'm sure he's not going to get frostbite because I doubt that snow is real, and third I don't want you anywhere near my son or my husband until you clean up your act and have Daria do the same".
Deidra picked Butthead up and threw him outside locking all the windows and doors as he just looked through the patio door at the videos.
"Hah huh that dude said he wants to do the girl like an animal hah huh their going to do it like animals Beavis".
"Ugh must he look through the door why can't you ever tell him to go home? I mean I know he's your friend and all but he's a stoner Honey and John has been injured because of him".
Beavis stood up and picked Butthead up and sent him back Daria who was smoking a joint then handing it to Butthead who slammed the door in Beavis' face.
"You heard Dee don't come back until you're not high and can apologize for breaking John's arm and not really caring about it".
"Whatever Beavis Dee's like a buzzkill and I can do without her for a while. I mean hell she doesn't even smoke weed".
Beavis walked back to his house Closer by Nine Inch Nails ending and Deidra obviously angry on the phone with Pepper' and Deidra Jr's school.
"THEY DID WHAT? DID YOU ASK THEM WHY THEY HIT THEM? MR. BENTON I'M SURE THAT'S A VERY GOOD REASON TO FIGHT. I DON'T CARE THEY HAVE BEEN ALL OVER HIM SINCE HE STARTED GOING TO THAT SCHOOL!"
Deidra angrily tapped her foot hearing about Pepper' and Deidra JR.' charges and Beavis knew to tread lightly with Deidra in such a mood.
"I-WANT-MY-DAUGHTERS-AND-THOSE-BOYS-IN-FRONT-OF-THE-SCHOOL-IN-TEN-MINUTES-OR-HEADS-WILL-ROLL!"
Deidra grabbed her purse as Beavis went to follow her and the both of them saw John and knew even in his frail state he was going to have to go with them.
"Bright idea who wants to go out for breakfast ohhhhhhhhhh mama I do, I do, I do" Deidra made her hand say in John's voice.
"Fine but we're having Beavis Special for dinner no matter how disgusting the girls and other boys think it is" John said following his parents to the minivan as Deidra sped off to Pepper's and Deidra Jr.'s school to try to calmly talk to boy's parents.
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
The van stopped in front of Hoppsy school to find Pepper in her white and black hair and Deidra JR. being held back by Mr. Benton as the boys cowered in fear both of them looking like a Rocky opponent.
"Do you have anything else to say about our brother huh do ya, do ya, do ya?" Deidra JR. asked as Pepper raised her fist ready to hit anything that got in her way including her mother and father.
"Thank God Mrs. Long take them away their suspended for now but the next time this happens they'll be expelled. I mean just look what they did" Mr. Benton said as Deidra saw her daughter' clothes ripped and them sporting black eyes and bloody noses.
"Uhh-he-he-hi-mommy-you-should-see-the-other-guys-their-in-worse-shape-than-we-are-Mama-and-they-were-picking-on-poor-John-poor, poor, poor John" Pepper said gulping at her mom's look.
"I'll deal with you two at home I have business with the two boys, their parents, and Mr. Benton right now" Deidra said stalking into the school as the rest of the crew followed her.
"Alright Mrs. Long now I know you're angry so anything you say will not be held against you at this point. I also know your take on your son's bullies" Mr. Benton said as everybody found a place to sit down.
"Mr. Benton what did we agree on when John started coming here? I mean I know it was so long ago so to jog your memory I have the agreement John, Beavis, Pepper, Deidra JR., you, and I signed".
"Mrs. Long I'm aware of the agreement we all signed but these two girls are taking protecting John way too far I mean just look at what they did to two innocent boys".
"Oh they are far from innocent we caught them spray painting a dirty word in John's language on his locker and when we asked them calmly to stop they shoved us aside and finished it".
After Pepper said this the boys cowered as Deidra JR. growled at them like a mad dog and the boy's parents suddenly were interested in the conversation.
"Pepper is it? I know you hate saying dirty words honey because you're so petite but could you maybe tell us what the word was?" The boy's mother asked as Pepper shook her head no and Deidra knew right away what the word was and so did John.
"Mommy told us to never say that word she said it was demeaning to him and I don't want to-to-to-to demean him because he's just a sweet boy and an awesome brother" Pepper wept hugging John as Deidra JR. did the same.
"The word couldn't have been that bad girls I mean what word could make a special needs boy feel lower than low?" The boy's father asked as John heard enough and stood up all eyes on him.
"THE WORD WAS RETARD ALRIGHT? IT WAS RETARD AND I TOLD THESE BOYS TO STOP CALLING ME RETARD BUT THEY NEVER DO AND NOW IT'S ALL OVER MY LOCKER. I'M JUST GLAD MY SISTERS ARE HERE TO STAND UP FOR ME!" John screamed as the room grew deathly quiet.
"Yes well John I know what that word does to you but that still doesn't give your sister's a reason to beat the boys up they could have just asked them to stop" Mr. Benton said as both girls sighed angrily as John looked at both of them.
"As my sister said already Mr. I Have Crayons in my ears we did ask the boys to stop but they shoved us aside and finished unleashing our rage" Deidra Jr. said growling at the boys as they cowered in fear at the girl who led her sister in a fist fight with them.
"Then you find an adult there was absolutely no reason for your girl's behavior today absolutely none because this school has a no violence policy".
"Yea, Yea, Yea it also has a no name calling policy and a no defacing school property so as we see it they broke more rules than we did".
"Suspensions all around and when everybody gets back girls you will be apologizing to these boys for what you did to them. I mean they could have broken bones because of you".
"Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh hold the phone and back that truck up Mr. Benton you will not put all this on my girls they were fighting an injustice and I think my son deserves an apology too" Deidra said as the boy's parents agreed shoving their sons in front of John.
"Well-uhh-umm-hmm-it's-hard-for-us-to-find-the-words-for-what-you-want-us-to-say-but-I-guess-I'm-sorry-because-we-had-no-idea-you-had-She-Hulks-for-sisters" One of the boys said as the other nodded and gulped at John.
"I don't think that's much of an apology Evan maybe Emmit can do better seeing he was the one that poured gasoline onto the fire of this fight" the mother said as Emmit slowly walked up to John not sure what to say.
"I'm sorry I wrote the R word on your locker Long but you have to admit you deserved it for walking around here acting like an egghead" Emmit said as another fist met the boys and Deidra shook her hand in pain.
"Owwwwwwwwww I guess I'm not used to fighting that much anymore but I just won't accept those apologies and neither will my very smart son".
"Fine we'll have them write apologies during their suspension and also warn them to steer clear of the Street Fighting Crew of Hoppsy School" Emmit and Evan's father said leading his sons out as Deidra, John, Beavis, Deidra JR., and Pepper were right behind them.
"Remember anyone else who goes here that we are the Street Fighting Crew Of Hoppsy School" Pepper said as Deidra Jr. raised her fists in triumph.
"Van now ladies because I got another call from Lauren, Kendra, Sammi, and Maggie's school and from the principal's scream I think it's big".
The girl's and John hopped into the van and Emmit noticed his broken arm and had no problem pointing it out.
"What did you do Retard write the word retard on your wall and anger She Hulk with the skunky hair? Oh man I would hate to have them as my sis-".
Emmit didn't finish as Pepper jumped from the van pummeling him and grinning as the parents and Evan slowly backed off.
"The names Pepper and John would never call himself retard let alone write it on his wall for one and for two my sisters, brothers, and I would never harm a hair on his head".
Deidra pulled Pepper back into the van and they sped off to Tinkerton Prep where more kids were causing trouble.
MAKING THE FADE
Deidra squealed into the parking lot of Tinkerton Prep her daughters and the headmistress waiting out front all her daughter looking at the ground.
"Mrs. Squelch nice to see you again so let's get inside and figure out how much trouble my four daughters got themselves into".
Mrs. Squelch walked to her office the Long clan following her in and sitting on a puffy couch with tea in front of them.
"Mrs. Long glad you could make it on short notice now they are in a heap of trouble and I mean a huge heap" Mrs. Squelch said as Deidra noticed her daughter's wearing burlap sacks and John stifled a giggle.
"What are you four doing in Burlap sacks ladies and I want the truth because my day has been hell and I'm in no mood for lies".
"Uhh it's the latest fashion in Paris? That's right Parie is introducing burlap as the new leather and we just wanted to support Ralph Lauren on coming up with the idea" Sammi said as Pepper and Deidra JR. joined John in the laugh fest.
"Jess I said no lies now let's go to the other three and figure out if any of you will tell the truth ladies of the Long clan".
"Uhh we have lice? Ohh yea we have lice like Lisa and Bart did in The Simpsons and we had to have our clothes burned because of it" Maggie said scratching her head pretending she had lice as the other three did the same hoping Deidra brought it.
"Darn that means baths in special soap and shampoo and a literal fine tooth comb going through your heads" Deidra said with the four girls gulping and the itching stopped.
"So victims one and two lied what whopper does victim number three have to tell me and make it good because I have never heard so many Fairy Tales in my life".
"Our clothes shrunk in the school washroom and so to appease us Mrs. Squelch gave us these sacks and said we could go home for the day to save us the embarrassment of other people seeing us?" Lauren said as Deidra knew her daughter and knew she was lying because her response was a question.
"Great and we come to victim four and I'm hoping the truth because if not I'm sure Mrs. Squelch will tell me what really happened".
"Our clothes were burned in lab mama. Trust me when the science teacher says to handle with caution he really means it and we all know that now mama" Kendra said smiling innocently knowing it usually worked on Deidra and Beavis.
"Mrs. Squelch please indulge us with the truth and then I'll take the girls home and ream them for lying and for fighting even if it was for their brother".
"This is a doozie because it's actually two parts for all of them Mrs. And Mr. Long. See we had a pep rally for the school today and the four girls sitting before you streaked across the stage meaning stark, raving, naked" Mrs. Squelch said explaining the burlap sacks.
"After that because I would've let them stay for streaking they were given report cards and well maybe it's better if I showed you what they did".
Mrs. Squelch produced four report cards with straight A's except the cards reeked of white out and Sharpie ink.
"They called it making the Fade and claimed you taught them how to do it Mrs. Long. They said you got through High School forging grades and telling your parents that they were your real ones".
Deidra shot her four daughters angry glares and they gulped wanting to shrink into the shadows as Deidra crushed the report cards and looked at Mrs. Squelch.
"Their real grades if you don't mind and I'll be sure to punish them in the right way for streaking Mrs. Squelch. I'm very sorry they did it and I'm sure they are too".
"Mrs. Long this isn't their first offense but I'll take it easy because we are such great friends have been ever since John's birth".
"Laurie I appreciate this and as I said they will be punished because these grade are diabolically abysmal and I hate using big words".
"Great Dee they can come back in a week and in that week ladies think about what your actions do to the others around you".
"Thank you Mrs. Squelch and we'll be sure to think long and hard about our bad grades and streaking across the stage for the pep rally" Maggie said as next period's bell rang and Deidra had a plan.
"Ladies sacks off you want people to see your birthday suits and they will now sacks off and we'll talk about the Fade when we get home young ladies" Deidra said ripping the sacks off the girls and shoving them into the hall all the kids laughing at them.
"Move along people nothing to see here just a couple of pre-teens just starting to get boobs awwwwwwwww I'm so proud of my little women".
The kids pointed at the girl's chest' and continued laughing as they covered their faces with their hands wearing nothing not even underwear with all the boys and girls in riots over it.
"So ladies what did we learn? We learned that if you streak you get the honor of your whole class seeing you naked now move along your brother' school called and I can't wait to find out what they did".
The naked girl's raced for the van and bundled in as Deidra Jr. and Pepper just giggled at their sisters knowing they were in so much trouble for being naked and forging their grades.
BLOWING OFF STEAM
Deidra stormed into Billy The Kid Elementary where the principal was baffled as to where the Long sons had gotten to and Deidra had the perfect idea where they would be.
"Principle Dwight here's a check in advance no evacuate the school because knowing my sons as well as I do their in the boiler room about to blow this school sky high".
Principal Dwight saw the naked girls as they blushed and Deidra just angrily tapped her foot and clicked her fingernails across the wall making a clicking noise humming the jeopardy theme song under her breath.
"So Principal Dwight do you want to go for the twenty million dollar question or do you think you could evacuate the students seeing it's getting quite toasty in here?" Deidra asked not getting a response so she in true pre-teen style pulled the fire alarm and everybody raced outside.
"Nothing to worry about people just a couple of hooligans known as my sons playing around in the boiler room with live explosives meaning M80's, fireworks, firecrackers, cherry bombs, and quite possibly sparklers".
The staff and kids gasped hearing this as Deidra ran back inside and let the joyful laugh of their sons fuel her anger.
"Hello daddy hello mom
I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb
Hello world we're your wild boys
I'm you ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb
Cherry bomb cherry bomb cherry bomb cherry bomb cherry bomb" Jessie sang as Deidra threw open the door cherry bombs going off all over the boiler room.
"BOYS-YOU-BETTER-HAVE-A-VERY-GOOD-REASON-FOR-BEING-DOWN-HERE-BECAUSE-ONLY-THE-JANITOR-AND-FREDDIE-KRUEGER-ARE-ALLOWED-DOWN-HERE-AND-YOU-DON'T-LOOK-LIKE-EOTHER-OF-THEM".
"Uhh guys you told me Freddy wasn't real. You said he was just a movie monster but if he was then why would mom even mention him?" Walt asked running off before he got an answer.
"You-boys-get-upstairs-now-and-I-swear-this-is-going-to-be-your-worst-punishment-ever-and-you'll-wish-you-never-came-out-of-my-tummy".
Deidra confiscated all the explosives then grabbed her son's arms leading them upstairs as Jessie hummed Cherry Bomb under his breath and Deidra stared him down scaring him.
"That song is officially banned from your ITunes radio, your Spotify, your Iheartradio, in fact even regular radio I will not let you even listen to it there" Deidra said as Walt shook from head to toe.
"Walt I want you to tell me who said to do this I mean Freddie's coming and he's not very apologetic to fibbers Hon".
Walt shook and gently sang The Nightmare On Elm Street song pointing at Beavis JR. who muttered Rat Fink under his breath.
"Five six grab your crucifix, seven eight better stay up late, nine ten never sleep again. I can't believe we ever did this I knew Freddy was real".
"Walt Freddy Krueger is not real just a man in makeup trust us bro we know we've been in that boiler room loads of times and never met him you little rat" Beavis JR. said as Walt shivered suddenly alert looking up and down the school halls.
"Walt Beaver is right Freddy's imaginary just a guy in makeup and a fake glove it's just a coincidence that he was resurrected in a boiler room" Dennis said as Walt shrieked seeing the word Freddy written across the lockers in red paint dripping that he thought was blood.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HE'S-REAL-GUYS-HE'S-REAL-AND-HE'S-COMING-FOR-US-BECAUSE-WE-THREW-CHERRY-BOMBS-ALL-OVER-HIS-DOMAIN-WWWWWWWEEEEEEEE'RRRRRREEE-SOOOOOOOO-SCREWEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" Walt screamed dashing out of the school the naked girls, Deidra JR., Pepper, John, and Beavis meeting him.
"What a scaredy cat I mean he's so easy to scare the little scaredy kitten of a small boy. Everybody knows Freddy's not real" William the last Long boy said as everybody heard screeching downstairs and they all dashed for the doors finding them locked.
"Geez looks like William took the easy way out hey gentlemen. I hope you have your affairs in order because I'm about to be out four boys" Deidra said a grin spreading across her face.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET US OUTTTTTTTTTT WE'RE SORRY, WE'RE SORRY, WE'RE SORRY, WE'RE SO VERY SORRY CHERRY BOMBS AREN'T FOR SCHOOL MISTER KRUEGER WEEEEEEEEEE KNOWWWWWWWWWWW THATTTTTTTT NOWWWWWWWWWWW!" The four boys screamed as the doors opened and they tumbled outside the school staring at them.
"Principal Dwight I'm sure my sons are sorry so suspend them for as long as you like and I'll make sure the pyro's leave the pyrotechnics at home for now on".
Principal Dwight handed Deidra five pink slips and the boys were shoved to the van by the naked girls and Deidra got in the driver's seat looking at all her kids.
"Just wait till I get you home fighting, streaking, forging grades, and almost blowing up a school you kids are not going to be very happy" Deidra JR. said quoting her mom word for word.
Well that's it for now and I hope everyone likes it so R&R and I'll pump out another chapter. Thanks to all my fans I love you all so much so peace out my homies lol night all