(AN: thanks u guys for the reviewz!But guys, if u dont have anything nice to keep your stupid comments in your pocket and go away to a rabbit hole (I made that up myself!). my friend really loved it so haha guys who were haterz u were wrong! I am gonna try to make this chapter better with the spelling but sorry if i mess up cuz I'm bad at editing :PPPPP And also I do kno how to spell stuff like know, reviews, and becuse but i like to spell them like that cuz i think it makes the look cooler :DDD Also i like putin authors notes alot cuz sometimes they help give u guys more info and they help esplain sometimes. Also, sorry for not posting a chapter in a wile, but i'll try to write this more ok!)
"Molly!" shouted Hairy, desprately grabbing on to the evil dragon's spine things you know that come out of its back like super pointy things so he wouldn't fall to his splatty death. Moley was even higher above him, somehow floating!then she realized her dad's beard was curled around her.
"Dad!" Moley said loudly. "Where r we? And what is Hairy doing with that dragon? Does he even love me anymore?!/1/?"
"Oh Molly," her dad Dubledore says wisely, "Maybe." She was super shocked at her dad, kinda!
"Whatever dad," Moley says angrily. putting her arms crossed. "I still wanna save him so can u use your beard or majic or whatever?"
"Okay, but pleaze remember to go for an oil run this time," Dubledore says like an cool bearded calender.
"I kno okay! Just help Hairy!" Somehow he still grabbed on to the spike things, luckily. Dubledore pointed his majic wand at Hairy and said 'wingardi Leviosa!' Dead Herminey floats by and is so dumb she even trys to correct the famos DUBLEDORE on his talking.
"Its wingardi leviOHsa not W-"
Moley takes her wand and casts an spell at Dead-miney loudly, like "Dead-miney killionenia!" And then a big anvil falls from the sky and hits Dead-Miney. she esploded with an icky noise and everyone laffed.
"Molly," calls levitating Hairy. "Molly!"
Moley wakes up with a jumpy feeling. "Moley?" asks Hairy, helping her sit up slowly.
"Hmm? Oh hi Ha-"
"*nom* Oh sorry, Moo-Moo," says Ron really meanly, even using a nickname that Moley really super hated. She scowled at him, but he kept eating. "*swallow* I hit you wif a turkey leg. This one acsually. Hahaha," he said then took a bite of meat. Ya he's mean and fat.
"He knocked you out super cold. I was worried a lot, kind of," esplained Hairy.
"Cold...like ice creeeeem!" shouted Ron in bad taste (like rotten foods y'know). Everyone looked at him with angry in their irises (AN:thats the colour part of the eyeball :D ya i learned that a few years ago in science1!)but Ron didn't see. He never sees cuz he always is eating stuff and right now he was eating the turkey leg.
"But improtantly, do u know what your gonna do for the Talent Sho?" Hairy asked.
"No, but we were trying to figure it out remember last night when the dragon appeard?"
"Oh yeah, so maybe we should go back to the Commen room," said Hairy in a reply.
"Ok." Molly didn't kno why, but she got nervus about going to the commen Room with Hairy suddenly, like she wasnt before..
"By by Ron, more like fatty," Hairy said, like 'ooh burn' someone might say to what he said. Or they might say to Ron 'hey need ice for youre smoothy?' Wait no that's not write i think. Sorry just ignore that last thingy i made in the story about smoothys.
Moley laffed nervusly, and played with her hair cuz she was nervus right and she stood up and went with Hiary to the Commen Room.
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"Hairy, i dont think this is goin to work out?" said Molly with a question sound kinda in her voice. She was balancing a bunch of books on her head like a cool gymnastics person. "Hairy i'm gonna fall over! Aaah!" She screamed a bit as she fell down to the Commen Room floor but it was a nice scream not one of the ones where it hurts your ears to listen to (so it wasnt like Hermine's lol she's so really annoying.).
"I got u!" said Hairy loudly, nicely and chivalrily (AN: its like knights and stuff). He runs over and caches her in his arms. Moley looks up at him romantically kinda and he looks back and smils.
"Is this what love feels like?" whispers Molly, still lookin into Hairy's grassy green eyes. Moley loves grass cuz it tickles here feet.
"Maybe," Hiary says in a reply with a grin. Yeah its lucky he's the chosen one, thinks Moley again. But she only kinda cares how dum he is. She reaches up and raps her arms around Hairys neck, pulling herself up to standing on her feet. They look into each others eyes and see love and stuff. And also reflections and the iris and pupil and sclera. But alot of love. They slowly lean in, closing there eyes. There lips near each others when Ron bursts in, enormus stomac first.
"Oh hi guys, hahaha," he says , totaly ruining the moment for them. The two romancers turn back to eachother and smile.
"Wanna beat him up?" asks Moley sedutively?
"Of corse."
Then they run at Ron really fastly, and pumble him with their romanticly linked fists. Their love-connected feet crush his ribs, that peirce his lungs. At long lastly, they stop hitting Ron the Fatty and stair again into eachother's eyes. There bodies move closer and finally there lips meet in love for the first time. They break apart and Moley says, "I love you so much."
Hairy says back romanticly, "I love you too."
Ron groans in pain behind them, barely conshus.
