Okay so we're on the second drabble. Oh, you know I was thinking, what if I combine this set of dabbles with my "How to propose to Astrid Hofferson" series? What do you guys think about it?

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Hiccup has never seen Astrid cry because of him. It was never his fault. And besides, he never actually saw Astrid crying. It just did not seem right. Astrid and crying always has those words "is never" in between them. He has seen her through their childhood years, they were little playmates back then, then through her teen years, half in which he was invisible to her, the other half him being her whole world, and her being his. But twenty-five years had passed since Astrid's birth and Hiccup had never seen Astrid weep, even one tear. There was one time during his proposal. She punched him in the arm and flicked her hand onto his stomach and turned around, wiping her lightly damp eyes. But he guessed it was technically not counted, seeing as he did not actually see her face.

And now, sitting in front of him, on the bed, was the crying figure of Astrid. Astrid, the strongest girl in all of Berk, possibly strongest person on Berk, actually. His wife. Astrid Hofferson-Haddock, Hiccup's wife of one year, was wailing loudly in front of him, completely acting like a child.

The reason?

"I'm getting fat, Hiccup! You said so yourself!" Astrid whined

"I didn't say anything." Hiccup shook his head no, "I said that you aren't as thin as you were before." He sighed, kneeling in front of her, "And besides, Astrid, you're seven months pregnant, don't you still get it that you're supposed to gain weight?"

"Exactly! I don't want to gain wait! You might replace me with Heather or Ruffnut or someone else thinner than me!" She exclaimed then turned menacing "But if you do, Hiccup, I swear I am going to tear you limb from limb with my axe and find a way to put you together again and chop you all up and burn you alive!"

"Oh Astrid. I don't care about your weight. Heather and Ruffnut and some other girl may be skinnier, but you're my wife and I love you despite what you look like." He ran a hand through his hair

"Are you sure?"

"Uh-huh."

"There was uncertainty in your voice! I heard it. Hiccup, I hate you!"

Well so much for trying.

But seriously, this was Astrid's first time to cry in front of someone. And she was sure she would blame those hormones.

Well, not exactly. There was this one time...

"Hiccup!" A seven year old Astrid ran over to the boy with auburn hair

The boy turned around and smiled widely at her.

"Hi Astrid." He waved his hand, well the one that was not grasping a rope

"What's that?" Astrid asked, gesturing to the rope

"Oh, Snotlout told me to hold it still while he gets something from their house." Hiccup answered, "I don't actually know what it is."

"Oh, okay. But look at this." Astrid pulled out a small slightly oblong object from her cloth sack

"Whoa, is that an egg?" Hiccup asked

"Yeah, it's a dragon egg." Astrid nodded, "And I'm gonna raise it."

"But won't your dad get mad when he sees it?" Hiccup asked

"Duh, I won't let him look at it." Astrid replied, "Wanna touch it?"

"Okay." He held up both of his hands to Astrid and grasped the egg

"It's so cold, and-."

"Aah!"

Hiccup looked towards the now soaked girl.

So that was the content of the bucket. The boy thought

"I'm so sorry Astrid," He started

The girl's eyes started welling up with tears, then it became a full blown cry.

"Oh, no, Astrid, don't cry."

And yet she still cried, and cried, and cried. Then swore that they would not be friends anymore. Cried some more. And went home.

Well at least she does not remember it anymore.

"Oof!" Hiccup was now on the floor, seeing as Astrid had kicked him out of the bed, "What was that for?"

"That was for dumping that bucket of water on me when we were seven." Astrid yelled, "You jerk!"

"Well, so much for not remembering." Hiccup muttered

Oh woe is me! I can't even write one single drabble of FLUFF! PURE UNADULTERATED FLUFF!

Please help by submitting suggestions, I think it'll do good.

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P.S. Hi Micah, yes you ValkyrieOfBerk.