Chapter 2:

"Oi bossu, when do u think Jana and Kristina r gonna be here?" Fran asked.

"How should I know!? All your sister and brother do is fight half the time or she's joking around with you. While, Kristina always gets knocked out. One of the only delights I get with them here is that they can cook," Xanxus complained as he sunk back in his chair.

"Ishishishi. Looks like bossu has a little crush on someone," Bel chuckled while walking in the room.

"VOOOIIII!" Squalo yelled, "IT BETTER NOT BE KRISTINA!"

"SHUT UP TRASH! AND SQUALO GO GET LUSSURIA TO BY ME MORE STEAK!" Xanxus ordered him.

"Ggrrrrr..." Squalo stomped out of the room.

"Judging from Bossu's reaction, he really does like one of them. I wonder who it is~ neh, bel-senpai?" Fran teased.

"Ishishishi. I don't care as long as it isn't Jana."

"I SAID SHUT UP TRASH I CAN STILL HEAR YOU!" Xanxus' voice silenced them.

Squalo stormed back into the room. "VOOII! YOU HAPPY? He went to go get some and I got a call that the girls will be here in an hour."

Lussuria walked in after Squalo. "Ara, I just walked in and already Bossu is pissed."

"Oi Lussuria, is there any food in the kitchen?" Xanxus asked.

"Nope, your gonna have to wait until dinnertime," he replied.

"Useless trash..."

"Bossu, you can't keep eating like that or you'll turn into a big fat bossu," Fran made a round gesture with both of his hands.

"WHY WON'T YOU TRASH JUST DO SOMETHING USEFUL AND SHUT UP!" He heard his stomach grumble, "When those girls get here they better make me some decent food for me letting them stay here."

1 hour later:

The door opened and Kristina and Jana walked into the castle. "Squalooooo!" Kristina called.

"Xanxuuuuus! Beeeeeel! Fraaaaan!" Jana's voice echoed through the castle as she and Kristina placed their bags by the door.

"Ishishishi. Looks like their here..."

Lussuria ran over to them and gave them both a hug, "You girls look as beautiful as ever!"

"VOI! KRISTINA YOUR FINALLY HERE!" Squalo shouted while walking down the stairs.

"Yo, Squalo! Come stai?" Kristina laughed.

"Your accent sucks," Bel lost his smile.

Jana ran up to Bel and punched him in the face. "Don't insult my friend!"

Lussuria's face lifted, "Ara, a new record. 20 seconds between seeing each other and then fighting."

"VOOOIII! STOP IT ALREADY!" Squalo commanded, "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TWO THAT! THE LAST TIME YOU WHERE HERE JANA, I SHOUTED AT YOU TWO TO STOP ABOUT TWICE A DAY!"

"Bel-senpai, Jana, you better stop fighting right now 'cause Bossu is already pissed," Fran chorused.

Jana and Bel stopped fighting. Jana's mood suddenly changed. "XANXUS! How have you been doing? I bet you want us to make you steak don't you? That's why your all gwrumpy," she teased him.

"Ahahaha, yeah. Sorry for being late," Kristina laughed.

"Just go and make some food, woman," Xanxus ordered.

"Yessuuu bossuuu!" Jana gave him a salute then she and Kristina ran off to the kitchen. On the way there, Jana bumped into Marmon. "Hey you're finally here," Marmon said with a straight voice.

"Yep. How have you been doing? Oh, and I still don't totally forgive what u did so..." she suddenly punched Marmon in the face and ran off to the kitchen again, waving back at him with a big smile on her face, "SEE YA LATER MARMON!" She met Kristina in the kitchen then walked up to her, "I still haven't totally forgiven you too." She punched her in the arm.

"Heeyyy. Fine, we made up yet?"

"Maayybee," Jana shrugged.

"Well we have to make everyone steak, right?" Kristina smiled and Jana nodded. "Hey are we like the Varia version of Kyoko and Haru? I really feel like Kyoko and Haru right now."

"Yeah..."

"Because like, Xanxus and the others are like Tsuna and the Vongola. And we're here cooking like...hey...are you listening?" Kristina looked at her.

"Yeah..." Jana had turned on 'Auto-pilot'.

Kristina lightly punched Jana in the arm, "Hey stop dreaming about your boyfriend, you don't wanna killed by Xanxus do you?"

Jana blushed. "Whatever I doubt he would really kill me. He loves our cooking and we are best friends."

"Yaaa... just stop daydreaming and pay more attention."

"Okay, fiinneeee…" Jana sighed. Behind them they heard Fran walk into the kitchen.

"Hey Jana... why you blushing?" Fran pulled a stool from the bench and then sat on it.

Kristina turned around to Fran and then pointed her thumb at Jana, "Don't worry about it Fran, just a girls' thing."

"You dream about Yamamoto all the time."

"Yeah, but not when I'm cooking for VARIA!"

"Aah, I get it now..." Fran lifted up a finger, "you both ditched your boyfriends to come hang out with us Varia! We're a lot better than them aren't we?"

"Well I certainly like to come and see how cute and big you've gotten. Family and friends are also very important," Jana admitted.

"SO WE ARE BETTER THEN THEM!" a mocking smile came across Fran's face.

"Fran... Seriously... you're even. We like to visit Varia, but we also like to spend time with our boyfriends and everyone else," Jana sighed.

"Now, now, Fran, we still like everyone else at Japan right? It's the same thing when you go see Mukuro every now and then."

"No it's not..." Fran shook his head.

"He doesn't understand..." Jana shook her head then looked at Fran again, "Fran, why don't you go hang out with Bel?"

"But, Bel-senpai keeps hitting me..." he puffed his cheeks out.

"Fran, we're busy here. You can go annoy someone else," Jana shooed him off.

"VOOOOIII! WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE DONE?!" Squalo burst the doors open and yelled across the room.

"Shit," Kristina swore under her breath.

"SQUALO, HOLD ON ALREADY! WE'LL BE DONE IN LIKE 15 MINUTES!" Jana began to panic a little.

"VOI FINE! BUT HURRY UP!"

"Ishishi… Captain give them a break they're almost done. If you rush them they could poison your food," Bel warned him.

"They wouldn't do that," Squalo looked at Bel.

"Maybe not your sister, but I know Jana could do it in a heartbeat...ishishi..."

"That's cause my sister is better then yours..." Squalo bragged.

"Hn?" Bel raised an eyebrow which no one could see.

"Captain~ that's not very nice to be insulting our sister," Fran spun around on the stool.

"I said mine was better, not that Jana sucks," Squalo folded his arms.

"DID YOU JUST SAY I SUCK?!" Jana slammed the knife on to the counter.

"Ishishi. There she goes. I've warned u before not to get her mad."

"SQUALO WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?! I CAN STOP MAKING YOU FOOD! FOR HELL'S SAKE I CAN OCCASIONALLY POISON IT," Jana roared at him.

"Jana calm down. Squalo why did you have to go and make her mad?" Kristina spun around.

"VOI what did I do?" Squalo shrugged with his arms.

Jana kept shouting at him, "YOU DID EVERYTHING! YOU SAID I SUCK A-"

"OH MY GOD Jana stop flipping out!" Kristina stood in front of Jana and blocked her from Squalo.

"Jana~ Captain didn't say anything," Fran hunched his shoulders over.

Xanxus casually walked into the room and kicked Squalo on to the floor. "Oi, where's the food, woman?"

"We're nearly done don't worry..." Kristina waved her hand slightly.

"Ishishi... that was like watching reality TV."

"Bel shut up and Xanxus, five more minutes," Jana kept turning around.

Marmon walked in too, "What's with all the racket? I'm trying to count my money."

"Captain just made Jana mad but she's better now and they're almost finished dinner," Fran raised his arms in celebration.

"Oh god, you had to go and do that. You know she's known to be the second Belphegor, right Squalo?" Marmon looked at him. Squalo remained silent because he was face first on the floor.

"I'll just leave you guys... come on Jana we're nearly done," Kristina walked over to the stove.

"...I still think you said I suck."

Xanxus, Bel and Marmon left the room, leaving Kristina, Jana, Fran and an unmoving Squalo. "Nee~ Jana," Fran broke the silence.

"What?" Jana didn't bother looking at him.

"How does it feel to have a boyfriend?"

"...Um...Fran why do you want to know something like that?" Jana continued to chop the vegetables.

"I don't know, because..." Fran shrugged with absolutely no emotion in his voice.

"Well, I guess it feels nice to know that you have someone that loves you," Jana answered.

"I love you..." Fran's voice still had no emotion.

"Well, that's because I'm your sister. I mean someone other then family. Gokudera is a really nice guy and is fun to be around. So having a boyfriend or girlfriend, in your case, is also like having a really close friend," Jana explained.

"So if there was another girl I liked, would that mean I would want her to be my girlfriend?" Fran repeated.

"Yes, exactly," Jana nodded.

"Then Kristina, will you be my girlfriend?"

"EH?!" Kristina spun around with the kitchen knife in her hand.

"No Fran, not like that. You don't want to marry her..." Jana sighed as though she saw it coming.

"Yeah, I'm already taken," Kristina was just in an awkward situation, so her voice was awkward.

"Then who else is there?" Fran asked.

BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Oh shiz the food. Fran, we'll talk about this later," Jana rushed over to the oven.

"When later?" Fran leaned forward and swung on the chair.

"Fran, this is not the time right now, as we don't want to burn the food. But could you please tell everyone dinner's ready."

"OK~" Fran stood up, dragged the stool away and then walked out the door.

"Come on lets go get the food and set up," Kristina carried plates over to the table.

Eating at dinner:

"Bel-senpai why do people call Jana the second Belphegor like Mammon said?" Fran asked.

"Ishishi... that's because, Froggy, what she did when we where little and now," he answered.

"Like what?" Fran asked again.

"Well for example when she-"

"BEL THAT IS NOT A DINNER TOPIC!" she stood up from her chair. Bel gave her his signature smirk as Jana glared back at him.

"VOI DO NOT FIGHT!"

"Can we not have ONE peaceful dinner for once?" Kristina stopped eating and then pointed her knife at Bel. There was an awkward silence...

"This is some really good steak..." Lussuria broke the silence.

"Thank you."

"Thanks."

"How long are you two staying here?" Fran asked Kristina.

"Probably about two weeks," she shrugged.

"By the way, where's Levi?" Jana asked.

"Levi just went on a mission a few days ago, he wont be back for three weeks," Marmon continued to count his money.

"Well, at least we don't have that octopus around for a month," Bel kept eating.

"Cause Levi-san is the weakest out of all of us," Fran took a huge bite out of his steak.

"So you sent him?" Kristina questioned. Squalo nodded at her.

"Well you did something useful at least," Jana rolled her eyes.

"Heeeyyy, Jana!" Kristina was clearly on the verge of laughing.

"WHAT!?" Jana started to become annoyed.

"I just got a message from Gokudera he says he misses you," Kristina teased. A long bright red blush leaked across Jana's face.

"Ishishishi, look who's blushing."

"Jana's bluuushing nee-"

"SHUT UP!" Jana dropped everything and hid her face in her hands.

"DAMMIT KRISTINA WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" Squalo stood up and gestured to her.

"I. Hate. You," Jana mumbled and Kristina grinned. "I bet you, Yamamoto built this little shrine room with all these photos of you and him and he's looking at half the day," she looked up and smirked.

"You..." Kristina glared at her.

"VOOOIIIII!" Squalo wailed as he leaped over the table and grabbed Kristina.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" Kristina dropped everything and shouted at him. Suddenly Squalo raised his fist and punched her in the face. She fell of her chair while a little bit of blood dripped out of her nose.

She cupped it with her hand, "WHAT THE HELL SQUALO?!

"You shouldn't hurt your sister, Captain," Fran raised a finger clicked his tongue.

"Ishishi...and you told Jana and I not to fight."

"WE'RE NOT FIGHTING; I JUST PUNCHED HER FOR BEING AN IDIOT!" Squalo turned his head around and shouted at Bel.

"I'M NOT AN IDIOT!" Kristina screamed at him.

"SHUT UP!" He punched Kristina again but this time she was knocked out.

"That's pretty mean Squalo. Though I'm not arguing," Jana cut up her steak.

"SHUT UP AND LET ME EAT IN PEACE!" Xanxus silenced them all as Squalo began to drag Kristina out of the room.

"Well then, that's two people out of the room," Marmon let out a sigh of relief.

"Now we can eat in peace..." Fran announced with his usual monotonous voice and began to chow down on his food.

"Haha... the funny thing is Kristina was the first to ask why it is so hard for us to eat in peace..." Jana chuckled.

"Can we finish our previous conversation before dinner now?" Fran stopped and looked at Jana from across the table.

"No. Now is not the time, especially after what happened."

After dinner:

Fran sat next to Kristina's bed and murmured to himself, "Maybe if Jana won't tell me, then she will." He heard Kristina's phone vibrate. Fran picked it up and then read the message:

"Hey how's my kawaii girlfriend doing with Varia? Oh btw, how's Squalo, did he catch Slenderman? Say hi to him 4 me! :D"

-Yamamoto

"Hmmm... should I reply..." Fran murmured again but then suddenly heard people outside rushing. He placed the phone back where it was, "Oh well, I can do it next time."

-END OF CHAPTER-


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