*Grins wildly* OMGG GUYS IM NOT JOKING IM BEING REALLY SERIOUS …4 REVIEWS FOR ONE CHAPTER IS A HUGE IMPROVEMENT SINCE MY LAST STORY… and I love that you guys are enjoying it so much.
So after every switch I'll write in bold who is who now, and since Robin is a favorite he's being added in but at the end of this chapter… I need a cliff hanger and he, will be it!
I just woke up this morning at 5am… I might add… dreaming about this chapter and how I was going to add him in, and I jumped out of bed and was like "BRILLIANT!"
To all my RUMBELLES *Smiling* don't kill me… but I just thought it was too good to pass up… to call you guys nerdy emo's. I MEANT NO DISRESPECT… JUST A FEW LAUGHS… but you guys are so awesome that no one got offended, you guys just laughed it off. THANK YOU!
Shout outs
AddieGreysPPPEvilRegal9119- My first Reviewer YAY! (AND BETA)
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SnowingLover- *Typing non-stop since 5 this morning* Updating just for you!
Literariness- * Standing in a discreet location peering oddly out of a window… In cool shades and talking mysteriously in a walkie talkie* "Krrsk… Robin's getting added… Over" ^_^
Okay so here is the body chart
*Pulls down cartoon Acme chat and holding a long pointer*
Tink is Regina
Belle is Emma
Snow is Tink
Emma is Snow
Ruby is Belle
Regina is Granny (Will be explained)
Granny is Ruby (Again will be explained)
Okay now back to the story
Disclaimer: I only own my twisted little mind and storyline
Regina was the first to wake up, her body was heavy as she lifted it off the floor. She glanced over to Ruby, who was still lying sprawled by the foot of the bed, wearing only her under clothes. Regina bent down and quickly regretted it when a sharp pain went up her spine
"Ah shh" she hissed refusing to let herself curse again. She gently tapped the young wolf's face to wake her and she slowly came too.
Regina was so close to the young woman face that when Ruby opened her eyes Regina could see her pupils shrink dramatically as release a piercing scream.
"Ahhhh!"Granny/ Ruby yelled quickly standing "What the hell is going on?"
"Ruby! Stop yelling! Granny's hearing is very keen" She said stepping away from her and rubbing her ears
"I know they are, their mine, who the hell are you?"
"What" Regina/Granny said confused
"What are you deaf? Who the hell are you? Some body jumper? Soul snatcher? What?" Granny/Ruby repeated again
"What? Granny?" Regina said scrunching up her face and moving closer. Then she saw it, Granny's signature frown. She stepped back a little and took it all in and once processed she gestured to herself "It's me Regina"
"Awe Hell" Granny said "what did you do now?"
"Me? I didn't do anything" She exclaimed but then quieted down when Ruby did Granny's frown again.
Regina sighed and grabbed her head "I think someone spiked out drinks last night" she said shaking her head, trying to remember.
Granny pondered that for a moment and then with a weary sigh she shook her head. "Well, if we're like this than I'm sure the others are just as confused lets…" Granny was cut off by a Mariah Carrey's' 'Touch my body' ringtone coming from the bed.
Regina frowned but walked over to it and picked it up silencing it, it was a text from Belle and Emma's phone telling Ruby to 'Get your ass to Snow's loft pronto' Regina read aloud and looked at Granny who was instantly getting dressed.
Regina went back to her room, she went straight to the closet and grimaced at the choices granny had for left herself and mentally noted to buy the woman some more clothing choices. She went through hanger after hanger after hanger and decided on what looked like a nice dark blue jean skirt, a light blue blouse and white sweater. Once dressed, she stood in the mirror and combed and combed Granny's unruly hair and then re-braided it.
When she finally made it down to the lobby, Regina felt like a politician or at least she put on the persona.
Granny however dressed Ruby in the longest Sunday dress she could find, it was baby blue, covered in white and yellow flowers with a white ribbon that tied behind her and then she put on a jean jacket and pulled her hair back neatly in a braid and pinned it in a bun. She looked like, she stepped out of an Amish community.
Regina tried hard to swallow her laugh when she thought of the young wolf's reaction to her body's appearance.
Granny looked her body over and nodded her head approvingly. It was hard seeing Ruby act so mature she could scold her with her eyes, now that Granny had taken over the young wolf's body.
"Car" Regina/Granny asks as they walked out of the B&B
"Station wagon, I'm driving" Granny/Ruby said assertive
"Of course" Regina agreed and followed the young wolf behind the diner and onto the parking lot. Once in the car they drove all the way to Snows without so much as a word. When they got out the car and started to walk up the stairs Regina silently wondered if Granny was upset because if she was, she showed no signs of it.
They made it up the stairs which Regina/Granny struggled with and had to stop once or twice to catch her breath. Granny/Regina shook her head at the struggling health fanatic and knocked on the door, which was opened immediately to a very angry Charming.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT RUBY!" he yelled at Granny/ Ruby
"Granny… and I was wondering the same thing" She said deadpan walking past them into the loft.
"I… honestly… don't know… and why haven't anyone… complained about these steps?" Regina/Granny wheezed finally reaching the landing and leaning against the door, sounding like she just completed a marathon.
"Ruby?" Charming questioned "You're Granny?"
"No I'm Regina… I don't know where Ruby is" Regina exhaled harshly standing up straight and walking into the loft and silently thanked that the couch was not that far from the door, flopping on it.
"Regina" Regina heard her voice call out. She looked toward the steps and saw herself coming down the stairs and approaching her. She scrunched her face up, not because she didn't like what she saw because, she didn't have that many mirrors in her castle just to talk to Sydney. She scrunched her face up because not only was the clothes on her body wrinkled but it was clear that they were slept in.
"It's me Tinkerbelle" Tink/Regina said "How did you become Granny?"
"I have no idea" she said deadpanned "You couldn't find an iron anywhere? I look a mess… Fix me" she said pulling at the clothes on her body.
Emma/Snow came down the stairs as well quiet as a mouse
"That's Emma… she woke up in Snow's body" Tink/Regina whispered to Regina/Granny
Regina stared at her to see if she could see Emma but couldn't until the blonde, looked at her and gave a small timid smile, the same one she gave her the first night they met.
"Yup, that's Ms. Swan" she said still looking at the young woman. Regina didn't know why she felt that something was off with the usually hardcore bonds person but couldn't put her finger on it; until Emma glanced at Charming and then quickly looked away. Then she saw it and she erupted with laughter.
Before Charming could walk 3 feet from just closing the door to go check on a hysterical granny, it burst wide open to a very enraged and agitated Rumplestilskin.
"SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME, RIGHT NOW, WHAT. THE. FU…" Rumple seethed but was cut off by Belle storming in passed him, seeing her body
"What the hell Granny!" Belle yelled with utter disgust in her voice "Out of everything in my closet, you chose that?" she said pointing to her dress "and my hair, what have you done to it?" she groaned
Tink laughed looking at Regina "Ruby" they both said amused
"I combed it and as far as your clothes go, this was the only thing that didn't ride up backside or show it!" Ruby/Granny yelled back.
Ruby/Belle huffed furiously and walked away.
"Wait how did you know that was Granny?" Tink/Regina asked
Belle/Ruby huffed "because, karma would just so have it that my Granny would be stuck in my body, just to screw with me… Besides no one but Granny would wear that ugly thing or know where I hid it" Ruby/Belle said lip curling with disgust.
"What the hell happened last night? Where is Belle?" Rumple asked using his hands to indicate his frustration.
"I'm right here" Belle/Emma said running to him and hugging him
Rumple was stiff as a bored and confused "Belle?" he asked quietly
"Yes it's me" she said pulling away and cupping his face between her hands, looking into his eyes passionately
Rumple frowned but then relaxed his face "Belle" he stated more than questioned, she smiled and leaned in to kiss him
"HEEEEEEYYYY" Emma and David yelled
"I don't care, who is in there, that is my body! And you're not allowed to do… THAT!" Emma/Snow yelled running over to the couple pulling them away.
"Hey" Belle/Emma squeaked when Emma pushed her toward the couch.
"No touching!" Emma/Snow said firmly
"I can't touch her if I want to…" Rumple began walking closer to the blonde
"Not in my daughter's body you can't" Charming said standing beside Emma/Snow placing his hand on her back. Everyone saw how Emma flinched and stepped forward; she shook her head quietly scolding herself for jumping like that and resumed talking to Rumple.
Charming just sighed and walked back toward the island.
"Please…" Emma/Snow continued "Just until… were back in our own… bodies"
"Fine, can I at least sit with" Rumple asked sarcastically walking over to Belle/Emma and Regina/Granny sitting on the couch.
"Mom" Regina heard Henry say, she turned to see him standing on the steps.
"Henry" she said smiling standing and walking over to the boy.
"You're Granny?" he asked scrunching his face
Regina rolled her eyes and sighed "Apparently" she said "and how did this happen anyway?" she asked turning to face the group.
"Hold on, we're still waiting on Snow… or Tink" Emma/Snow said walking behind the island where David was. "It's going to be a long morning, I'll make tea" she said turning toward the cupboard.
Charming sighed heavily "and I'll do the coffee" he said coming into contact with Emma when they both reached into the cupboard at the same time; Emma/Snow gasp and stepped back.
"Sorry" Davis whispered stepping back as well to give his daughter her space. He was still complexly mortified of what went down in the bedroom, If he and Emma were distant before they were moons apart now.
Emma gave him a tight smile and turned from him placing the tea bags, she grabbed, on the island and started filling the tea kettle at the sink.
"As awkward as this whole thing has been for all of us what the hell is up with the two of you" Granny/Ruby asked walking toward the island as the door opened yet again to two people arguing.
"All I'm saying, love, is that one minute you're all over me and now you're playing, like you have amnesia… I get wanting to play hard to get, but pretending to be another woman… is a bit much, even for a fairy that's been locked on a psychotic island ALONE, for years at a time" Hook says opening the door smiling.
A very agitated Tinkerbelle walks in glaring at him "How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not pretending, I really am…"
"Snow?" Charming says turning the coffee maker on looking toward the door
"Charming" Snow/Tink says relieved to see a familiar face, running into Charming's arms
"Hey!" Hook said closing the door "Oh, so you sleep with me but run into his arms make up your mind, love, I maybe a pirate but I do have feelings"
"What!" Everyone in the room said at the same time looking at Snow/Tink as Charming let go of her
"I DID NOT SLEEP WITH YOU! I WOKE UP WITH YOU, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!" Snow/Tink yelled
"Well whoever it was… walked onto my ship last night and climbed into bed with me" he expressed as a matter of factly and then he smiled "now, I won't say I didn't enjoy myself"
"Well it wasn't my wife!" Charming said stepping from behind the island toward Hook when Snow/Tink stopped him.
"Come on, will everybody just calm down, we all woke up with… questionable bed mates okay" Granny/Ruby said "Apparently whoever was in Ruby's body, probably Ruby slept with what looked like a 17yr old boy" she said glaring at Ruby
"Great, so now someone is facing statutory rape charges" Charming said throwing his hands in the air.
"How? When everyone in towns been their age for 28yrs, that kid is probably 40 in enchanted forest years" Regina/Granny said defensively.
Everyone became quite and looked at her
"Okay, not only was it weird that you said that, but since you said it as Granny, that just made it 10 times worse" Ruby/Belle said crunching her face up
"So you, justifying someone in this room sleeping with a 17yr old boy… means that you did it?" Belle/Emma asks hesitantly
"Ew, Regina" Emma/Snow grimaced
"No I did not, but if you want to talk about Ew, how about you waking up spooning your father"
"What?" Everyone exclaimed looking between David and Emma/Snow
"You did what?" Snow/Tink asked face shocked and disgusted
"I DID NOT SPOON DAVID!" Emma/Snow yells when the room became awkwardly silent
"Clearly, with the way you two were acting earlier" Regina/Granny scuffs
"Shut up, Regina" Emma/Snow growls
"Even if they did… and I'm not saying that you two did, but how would you even know?" Tink/Regina asked folding her arms and looking at Regina/Granny
Regina rolls her eyes and smirks "Emma flinches every time David's around, they haven't looked at each other in the eye since I walked in the door 30 minutes ago, Snow and Charming can't keep their hands off each other long enough to sneeze and she woke in her mother's body… do I really need to draw that picture" she says quirking an eyebrow.
"Oh, I'm sorry mate, and I thought waking up with a woman who pretended to have amnesia was bad. You woke up spooning your own daughter" Hook said approaching Charming and patting him on the back grimly.
Charming jerked away from him sharply "Don't touch me!" he growled "And the next person who brings this subject up again is getting thrown out"
"Yeah, and slapped!" Emma/Snow coldly added.
"What's spooning" a quiet voice asked from the steps with his face consorted in confusion. Everyone including Regina, who the boy was standing next too, forgot Henry was in the room. Everyone shifted uncomfortably as the room got deathly quiet while He looked around to anyone for an answer.
Granny/Ruby clapped her hands together loudly "Okay well, then we need to start with what you guys remember from last night" she said looking around the room ignoring the boy.
"Charming and Snow…er Emma are the drinks ready? Oh and speaking of drinks…" Granny/Ruby said turning toward Belle's body "You have…" she paused looking at her wrist watch "45 minutes to figure out what happened and how to change us back or you're gonna be S.O.L because I don't care whose body you're stuck in, you're working the early shift"
"Wha…" Ruby/Belle said with her mouth gaped open; she growled and plopped furiously down at on the dining room chairs folding her arms across her chest.
"This is seriously freaking me out" Belle/Emma said as she watched her body throw a temper tantrum
"I reached weird this morning when I looked in the mirror and saw Regina" Tink/Regina said sitting across from Ruby/Belle
"Coffee and tea is ready" Charming said placing a tray of coffee on the table Ruby/Belle and Tink/Emma was sitting at, while Emma did the same with the tea.
Snow/Tink grabbed cups and for everyone and sat down. Everyone grabbed a cup of tea or coffee and sat down either at the table or stood around it. Regina/Granny grabbed the box of cereal and milk from the fridge for Henry then joined the others at the table grabbing a mug of coffee.
Everyone sat quietly thinking "Well what do you remember Mrs. Lucas" Rumple asked sipping his tea
Granny placed her coffee cup down "Just hearing the girls coming into the Inn around 5 in the morning giggling and whispering something fierce and as I was coming down the steps to yell at 'em they were gone. So I grabbed my cup of tea and went back to bed"
"And that's it?" Rumple asked hoping the woman could remember more. When Granny nodded her head turned to the group
"Well, Belle came home around 6 something this morning, does anyone remember anything else"
"No that's about the same time Emma, Snow and Regina came home, Regina passed out on the couch and Emma and Snow went to bed"
"The same with uh…Tink coming… to the ship" Hook said drinking his coffee
Emma peered at him but couldn't tell if he was lying or not but for some reason she felt like he was. She wasn't used to trying to read people in this body, and since she couldn't tell she let it go.
"Drunk or not… your ship would be the last place I'd go to sleep" Regina's Body said glaring at the pirate.
"Mhat Mabout Mideos" Henry said with a mouth full of cereal.
"Henry honey, don't talk with food in your mouth" Granny heard her voice say as she watched herself reach for a napkin and begin wiping Henry's chin, where he spewed milk.
"Sorry" he said after chewing and swallowing "What about videos, whenever someone is having a great time they usually video themselves or take…"
"Pictures" Emma/Snow exclaimed "That's brilliant kid!" she said standing and running toward the door to get her phone out of her jacket. Everyone else did the same pulling out their phones.
"Okay here we'll check them one at a time" Emma/Snow said sitting back at the table.
"Start at 5 so we can find out how I got sucked in to all this" Granny said leaning toward Snow's body.
"What, no let's start from the beginning" Ruby/Belle said
"Look Ruby, what I said earlier still stands, you have less than 30mins to figure this thing out because the diner is going to open up at 8am sharp" Granny says putting an enfaces on sharp.
"Well I don't have any time stamps with 5am on them" Emma/Snow says
"Neither do I" Belle/Emma and everyone else says as they checked their phones
"Wait…" Regina/Granny says checking her pockets "I can't find my phone"
"Ugh, this is going to take forever and we only have 15 more minutes before Granny and Ruby leave"
Tink/Regina says shrugging off her blazer revealing some strange markings on her forearm.
"What is that?" Belle/Emma asks standing and taking hold of Tink/Regina's arm and turning it so she could read it.
"It's an address" she says
"Yeah but I don't recognize it" Tink/Regina says looking at the group.
"It doesn't matter, its only 10mins from here" Charming said getting a closer look at the address
"5 if we use magic" Rumple says and before anyone can object their surrounded by burgundy smoke and after a moment when the smoke fades, their standing in front of at large brick house.
Everyone was standing in the same clothes they had on the night before except Granny, and Ruby who had since changed. Emma/Snow had chosen to put back on her mother's clothes from last night and so did everyone else… put on what the previous body owner took off.
The small yard in the front led up to 5 white stone steps and a big black door. Charming and the gang climbed the stairs but stood there. Not sure of what to expect when the door opened. After a moment of waiting a frustrated Tink/Regina pushed everyone aside "Ugh, if you're all scared I'll do it"
Tink/Regina rang the doorbell and then she pounded on the door.
"Okay, I think they heard us" Charming said grabbing her wrist stopping her.
"I'm just making sure" she said lowering her arm once he let go. After a moment the door swung open and they were greeted with a man about 6'1, fairly built, sandy blonde hair and mesmerizingly… angry eyes once he saw the group at his door.
"You!" he growled at Tink/Regina
Tink jerks her head back surprised to be singled out "Me?" she echoes back more of question then a statement.
Before anyone can do anything he lunges forward grabbing hold of Regina's body, by her arms.
Tink is pulled forward, her arms pinned to her side and as she opens her mouth to speak, the man crashes his mouth on hers in a very hot and passionate kiss. The kiss lasted at least 15 seconds but everyone was too shocked to move and once he pulled away with a loud pop. He narrowed his eyes at a very stunned Tink/Regina, with a glare "NOW GET OFF MY PORTCH!" he yells and slams the door hard behind him.
Regina's body is still facing the door where it was just passionately kissed by the man. The woman inside the body recognized as…
"Robin Hood?" Henry said as the group turned to face the young boy who standing in his pajamas and holding his bowl of cereal, mouth ajar with milk dripping from his chin.
"What the fuck?" the girls whispered quietly as they looked at each other grabbing their heads.
The End
LOL… SIKE… YEAH RIGHT! I WOULD GET HUNTED DOWN JUST FOR LEAVING THAT LIKE THAT, RIGHT?
So since this story is getting popular and I just got a headache from trying to figure out all the body switches at the last minute and having to rearrange a few souls so I could throw Robin in… I'm going to only update every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, sometimes they'll be long chapters and sometimes short but always a good read! …NOT THIS FRIDAY BUT DEFINITELY THIS MONDAY!
Thank you for the follows and Favorites but I need some input on who you want to see together and doing what, this story has no line I won't cross, as you can clearly see with the Charming and Emma incest insinuation *Evil Grin*
SO COME ON REVIEW PEOPLE!