Erm, I was reading my previous chapter and I remembered 'Hey! I don't like
Kouga!' so in this story I'm gonna torture him, maybe the next chapter or
something, so WARNING FOR KOUGA FANS!
Disclaimer for chaps one AND two: I don't own. Don't sue me.
ON WITH THE STORY!
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Chapter Two: Memories!
I had finished delivering stuff. Kouga and I returned to my house to find Arwen, Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Shippo, Kagome, and Inuyasha all sitting on the porch, sad. I walked over to the dull bunch.
"Hey, guys, what's wrong?" I asked sweetly.
Inuyasha looked up at me. That's when I went crazy. I lost all memory of the previous chapter and started over sort of.
"OMG!!!!! INUYASHA'S HERE????????" I bounced up and down with sugar- highness and joy. "OOO! OOO! OOO! LEMME TOUCH 'EM!!!" I grabbed Inuyasha's ears and played with them. "OOOOOO!!!!"
Arwen looked at me like I was crazy. Heck, I really was, so she was looking at me with such a frightened countenance I thought she might run away! I was bouncing around, following Inuyasha as he ran away screaming!
~Later...~
Inuyasha had returned to my house. I followed, skipping joyfully. Everyone was still sad, though.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???" I yelled at them.
"WE CAN'T GET YOUR DOOR OPEN, GENIUS AUTHORESS LADY!!" Kagome screamed.
I paused. Then I reached down my shirt.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING, WOMAN???" Inuyasha screamed.
I pulled my hand out of my shirt except now my hand held a key on a chain necklace that no one had noticed before. I used the key to unlock the door, then I let everyone in.
~Meanwhile...~
The great Sesshomaru sat in a tree, looking at the piece of paper in his hand. It read,
"COME TO MY PARTY OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Your brother will be there, so bring weapons!
COME ASAP!
The Cap'n/Authoress,
CI7"
"My brother will be there, aye?" Sesshomaru said to himself.
Yeah!
"ACK! I, Sesshomaru, demand to know who is there!"
Me, the authoress. Right now I'm actually at my house waiting for you, sorry I couldn't actually come over and use quotation marks...
Sesshomaru fell out of his tree.
Gods, you're so stupid! How could you fall- Oh, wait, I used my authoress magic to MAKE you fall. I can't even keep track of myself!
"Why are you doing this to I, Sesshomaru?"
Ggrrr! Bad grammar, Mr. Fluffy! There's a little green line under that "I". You were supposed to say "me."
"You actually pay attention to that 'cumpoofer' of yours?"
Com-pu-ter, stupid! GEEZ!!!
"ACK! I, Sesshomaru, will NOT come to your party if you continue."
Suddenly, an SUV lands on Fluffy as he sits on the ground, having fallen from his tree.
Oh, sorry, Katie (patrioticpupppy)! I reversed your idea!
Mr. Fluffy, that was from Inuyasha. He says "hi." Oh, sorry, that's "die." I can't read my own writing...
"DO NOT CALL ME FLUFFY!"
C'mon, Fluffy, be nice! There'll be KARAOKE! C'mon, I know you wanna sing "China Girl" (by David Bowie)!
"I DO NOT WANT TO SING SUCH A BORING SONG!! YOU ALWAYS SKIP IT WHEN YOU LISTEN TO YOUR 'WEDDING SINGER' SOUDTRACK YOU GOT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!"
Oh, then maybe you wanna sing "White Wedding" (Billy Idol).
"NO!!! THAT'S TOO-too... I DON'T KNOW, JUST DON'T MAKE ME SING THAT!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
OK, what about "Hold Me Now" (Thompson Twins, I think)?
"That's a good song."
Yeah, you can sing it!
"No, I, Sesshomaru, do not sing."
Remember the time you and Inuyasha were staying at my house and you were using the shower and I was listening from outside and I heard you singing "Smells Like Nirvana" (Weird Al)?
"I remember singing it in a shower, but I do not recall you ever mentioning you heard it."
Erm, right. I know that! OK, what about the time I caught Inuyasha throwing rocks at you in the park and you were singing "Somebody Kill Me" (Adam Sandler)? Except instead of the name "Linda" you said "Kikyo"?
"I was the one throwing the rocks. Inuyasha was singing."
Oh, well, I guess that makes sense considering that song has the "f" word in it and I don't know you as the swearing type...
"Right. Well, continue with your memories, CI7."
OK, how about when you were dancing around in my kitchen while my mom was baking and you were singing "Fat" (Weird Al)?
"No, that was YOU."
HA! Gotcha! That was my BROTHER!!!
"Oh, well. Continue."
OK, what about when you were dancing around my backyard when my dad was mowing the lawn? Weren't you singing "Rappers Delight" (Sugarhill Gang, I think)?
"No. That never happened in any time with anyone."
Ggrrr, I thought I had you!
OK, what about when you were in the shower and you were singing "Baby It's Cold Outside" (from "Elf", great movie!)?
"That was the Zooey person in 'Elf'!"
Right. I knew that.
OK, how about when...
~~epilogue-like thing~~
This went on for a while until Sesshomaru broke down and tried to attack me with the Tensaiga, but HEY that's not gonna work too well, now, is it?
Then the next chapter came. Or, it will. Soon.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
YAY!!! ANOTHER CHAPTER!!!
Yoo-hoo! Imaginary sugar-highness is the WORST kind of sugar-highness! You're hyper, yet you don't have ANY sugar to back it up OR to wear off, so it's more severe AND it lasts longer!!!
I HAVE IMAGINARY SUGAR-HIGHNESS!!!!!
EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO!!!
OK, my copy/paste is tired now! EEKO!! REVIEW!!!!!
Disclaimer for chaps one AND two: I don't own. Don't sue me.
ON WITH THE STORY!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter Two: Memories!
I had finished delivering stuff. Kouga and I returned to my house to find Arwen, Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Shippo, Kagome, and Inuyasha all sitting on the porch, sad. I walked over to the dull bunch.
"Hey, guys, what's wrong?" I asked sweetly.
Inuyasha looked up at me. That's when I went crazy. I lost all memory of the previous chapter and started over sort of.
"OMG!!!!! INUYASHA'S HERE????????" I bounced up and down with sugar- highness and joy. "OOO! OOO! OOO! LEMME TOUCH 'EM!!!" I grabbed Inuyasha's ears and played with them. "OOOOOO!!!!"
Arwen looked at me like I was crazy. Heck, I really was, so she was looking at me with such a frightened countenance I thought she might run away! I was bouncing around, following Inuyasha as he ran away screaming!
~Later...~
Inuyasha had returned to my house. I followed, skipping joyfully. Everyone was still sad, though.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???" I yelled at them.
"WE CAN'T GET YOUR DOOR OPEN, GENIUS AUTHORESS LADY!!" Kagome screamed.
I paused. Then I reached down my shirt.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING, WOMAN???" Inuyasha screamed.
I pulled my hand out of my shirt except now my hand held a key on a chain necklace that no one had noticed before. I used the key to unlock the door, then I let everyone in.
~Meanwhile...~
The great Sesshomaru sat in a tree, looking at the piece of paper in his hand. It read,
"COME TO MY PARTY OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Your brother will be there, so bring weapons!
COME ASAP!
The Cap'n/Authoress,
CI7"
"My brother will be there, aye?" Sesshomaru said to himself.
Yeah!
"ACK! I, Sesshomaru, demand to know who is there!"
Me, the authoress. Right now I'm actually at my house waiting for you, sorry I couldn't actually come over and use quotation marks...
Sesshomaru fell out of his tree.
Gods, you're so stupid! How could you fall- Oh, wait, I used my authoress magic to MAKE you fall. I can't even keep track of myself!
"Why are you doing this to I, Sesshomaru?"
Ggrrr! Bad grammar, Mr. Fluffy! There's a little green line under that "I". You were supposed to say "me."
"You actually pay attention to that 'cumpoofer' of yours?"
Com-pu-ter, stupid! GEEZ!!!
"ACK! I, Sesshomaru, will NOT come to your party if you continue."
Suddenly, an SUV lands on Fluffy as he sits on the ground, having fallen from his tree.
Oh, sorry, Katie (patrioticpupppy)! I reversed your idea!
Mr. Fluffy, that was from Inuyasha. He says "hi." Oh, sorry, that's "die." I can't read my own writing...
"DO NOT CALL ME FLUFFY!"
C'mon, Fluffy, be nice! There'll be KARAOKE! C'mon, I know you wanna sing "China Girl" (by David Bowie)!
"I DO NOT WANT TO SING SUCH A BORING SONG!! YOU ALWAYS SKIP IT WHEN YOU LISTEN TO YOUR 'WEDDING SINGER' SOUDTRACK YOU GOT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!"
Oh, then maybe you wanna sing "White Wedding" (Billy Idol).
"NO!!! THAT'S TOO-too... I DON'T KNOW, JUST DON'T MAKE ME SING THAT!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
OK, what about "Hold Me Now" (Thompson Twins, I think)?
"That's a good song."
Yeah, you can sing it!
"No, I, Sesshomaru, do not sing."
Remember the time you and Inuyasha were staying at my house and you were using the shower and I was listening from outside and I heard you singing "Smells Like Nirvana" (Weird Al)?
"I remember singing it in a shower, but I do not recall you ever mentioning you heard it."
Erm, right. I know that! OK, what about the time I caught Inuyasha throwing rocks at you in the park and you were singing "Somebody Kill Me" (Adam Sandler)? Except instead of the name "Linda" you said "Kikyo"?
"I was the one throwing the rocks. Inuyasha was singing."
Oh, well, I guess that makes sense considering that song has the "f" word in it and I don't know you as the swearing type...
"Right. Well, continue with your memories, CI7."
OK, how about when you were dancing around in my kitchen while my mom was baking and you were singing "Fat" (Weird Al)?
"No, that was YOU."
HA! Gotcha! That was my BROTHER!!!
"Oh, well. Continue."
OK, what about when you were dancing around my backyard when my dad was mowing the lawn? Weren't you singing "Rappers Delight" (Sugarhill Gang, I think)?
"No. That never happened in any time with anyone."
Ggrrr, I thought I had you!
OK, what about when you were in the shower and you were singing "Baby It's Cold Outside" (from "Elf", great movie!)?
"That was the Zooey person in 'Elf'!"
Right. I knew that.
OK, how about when...
~~epilogue-like thing~~
This went on for a while until Sesshomaru broke down and tried to attack me with the Tensaiga, but HEY that's not gonna work too well, now, is it?
Then the next chapter came. Or, it will. Soon.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
YAY!!! ANOTHER CHAPTER!!!
Yoo-hoo! Imaginary sugar-highness is the WORST kind of sugar-highness! You're hyper, yet you don't have ANY sugar to back it up OR to wear off, so it's more severe AND it lasts longer!!!
I HAVE IMAGINARY SUGAR-HIGHNESS!!!!!
EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO EEKO!!!
OK, my copy/paste is tired now! EEKO!! REVIEW!!!!!