They did not get haircuts, no. Too long of a walk and much too boring. Playing video games was much more fun, even if Mordecai smoked him every time. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The teller of the two raised both his hands in the air and Rigby grumbled. "Whatever dude…."

"Haha, beat you again. Sucka."

Then Rigby smiled. Rigby never smiled after he'd been beaten. Mordecai knew something was up. "Hey dude, you okay? You've been acting kinda weird…."

Rigby nodded and rubbed his eyes. "I'm fine man…. Just tired…"

"But it's not even 3:00 yet"

"Yeah, I know… I'm not dumb….."

Mordecai ran a hand through his blue mohawk and frowned. "Ae you acting this way because of Jeremy? You guys are over."

"It's not because of him!" Rigby snapped, glaring. Mordecai glared. "Then what is it?" Rigby shook his head, his brown hair following the movement, making it much messier. "None of your fuckin' business….."

"Well, I think it is! I'm your best friend!"
"Exactly!"

Mordecai was totally lost on what was happening. "What… What do you mean?"

Rigby stood up, pulling at his scarf. "Nothing…. It's not even like you care anyways…." He left the room before Mordecai could say anything. "Rigby…..? I…. What?" Mordecai sighed and rested his face in his hands. "What the Hell…."

-xXx-

Rigby groaned and fell back onto his bed. The trampoline springs groaned underneath him and he blushed. "I hate him…." He whispered to the ceiling. "I hate him so much." He pulled his hood over his head and snuggled into the scarf as he rolled on his side. He groaned and suddenly wished Mordecai was holding him.

"Bastard…" He murmured and drifted into sleep, not hearing Skips and Pops outside his door, talking. "We could help him!" Pops suggested and Skips shushed him. 'Yeah Pops, we will…. We will…"

They heard Mordecai come up the stairs and tried to look innocent. "Hey Pops, hey Skips. Have you seen Rigby?"

Pops nodded as Skips answered. "He's asleep."

"Thanks." Mordecai entered the room, not noticing Pops giggle and Skips smiling.

Once he heard the two walk down the stairs, Mordecai shook Rigby by his shoulder. He didn't do anything. Mordecai unwound the scarf from Rigby's face and smiled at his drooling, sleeping friend. He looked kinda cute….

"Rigby…. Rigby….." No answer.

Mordecai sighed and kept looking at him. Rigby was really cute. Like, really. Mordecai didn't want to call him hot, because that's weird and Rigby was too cute to be called hot. "Rigbaby….. Rigby!" Rigby groaned and Mordecai pulled his hood up and pulled on a strand of thick brown hair.

"Rigby…"

"Eh… W-what?" He opened his tired eyes, revealing soft brown irises. "Come one dude, it's too early for a nap." Rigby glared at him. "Shut up…. No it's not. Go away…" Mordecai glared at him. "This isn't healthy man… Come one, let's go out…. Like, I dunno, just outside!"

Rigby cracked an eyes open and reached up, touching the light stubble on Mordecai's face. "You need to shave. That's not healthy." He said that last sentence with a mocking voice and let his hand fall down.

Mordecai blushed. Rigby was warm, like a heater. "Whatever dude. But just pleaaaaaaase, come outside with me?"

With me.

Rigby opened his eyes and looked at Mordecai. "No." Was all he said and he closed his eyes. He was just so fucking tired and lazy. Mordecai glared at him. "I'll lay on you."

Lay with me.

"You wouldn't."

"I would."

Rigby sighed. "Fine then, lay on me." Mordecai groaned dramatically and placed a hand on his forehead, pretending to faint. "You are such an asshat," Said Rigby, but he was smiling. "I know." Said Mordecai grinning. "Now come on! I wanna go out with you, out to the open world. "
"You realize how weird that sounded right?" Rigby asked, blushing.

Mordecai saw the pink on his friend's cheeks and blushed as well. Oh no, he's so cute when he blushes. "Y-yeah! Now, get up."

They argued for about an hour before Mordecai sweeped his shorter friend up bridal style making Rigby blush and argue some more with him. Mordecai carried him outside, smiling and set him down on the step. Rigby was about as red as a tomato. "You're such a blusher." Mordecai observed, smirking.

"I hate you."

"You looooooooooove me!"

Rigby was blushing so hard, he looked like he could explode. "Dude, are you okay? You're blushing like mad crazy." Rigby stood up and punched him in the shoulder, making a Mordecai raise an eyebrow. "I hate you so much it hurts!"

Rigby then stormed inside and Mordecai was left, stunned, on the porch, wondering why the Hell he wanted to kiss his best friend's anger away.

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