(Scene: living room. Monica is admiring Ross and Rachel's gift.)

(door bell)

Rachel: Monica, are you going to get that? (no response) Or I will.

(hands Emma to Ross and answers the door)

Phoebe: Hey Rach!

Rachel: Hey Pheebs. Come on in. Can I get you anything to drink?

Phoebe: Sure. But where's Monica?

Rachel: Trying to find a spot for the new blender we got her.

Phoebe: (to Monica) Hey..(interrupted by Rachel)

Rachel: I wouldn't talk to her just yet. She's very "focused."

Phoebe: Oh yay! I love when she's "focused." (sits down) It's almost as fun as "drunk Monica" but without the entertainment.

(Chandler and Joey enter )

Chandler: Hey Honey, is..

(he's hushed by the others)

Chandler: What, what?

Ross: She's "focused."

Joey: Oh finally. (sits down)

(Time lapse. The other five are relaxing and enjoying the silence.)

Monica: I found a spot!

Others: (upset) Ohh.

Ross: Well it was nice while it lasted.

Rachel: Chandler you can wake up now. (doesn't respond) Chandler!

Chandler: What, what? I'm awake.

Monica: Now that that's done, who is up for a nice game of Scrabble?

Others: (moan)

Phoebe: (quietly) Wait, wait..I have a gift. (loudly) Monica..Monica I have a gift!

Monica: (enters living room) Really?

Others: Really?

Phoebe: (digs through purse and hands Monica a soap dispenser) Yup. Here it is.

Monica: I'll go find a place for it! (leaves)

Rachel: Isn't that yours?

Phoebe: Yeah, but at least it bought us some time.

(Scene: Phoebe, Ross, Rachel, and Emma in the living room.)

Ross: Rach, I forgot to tell you that I booked that band that we wanted for our wedding.

Rachel: Oh that's great!

Phoebe: A band? You got a band?

Ross: Yeah. It's this really great...

Phoebe: Why? Why would you get a band? You know I play music!

Rachel: Pheebs, it's nothing personal. It's just that..(Phoebe looks upset) we didn't know if you wanted to do it.

Ross: What?

Phoebe: You mean it?

Rachel: Sure.

Phoebe: Ooh! I'll start writing a song now!

Ross: (pulls Rachel aside) What are you doing?

Rachel: I caved okay? Just let her have some fun. What harm is it going to do?

Ross: Rachel, she thinks she is singing at our wedding!

Phoebe: (in background singing)

"But Ross slept with the copy girl.."

Ross: Rachel!

Rachel: Fine, I'll talk to her.

Phoebe: (still singing) "Then Ross got Rachel pregnant"

Rachel: Hey Pheebs!