Hello everyone! This is story number 2. I hope you like this idea so far. Please leave reviews and all that goodness, I really appreciate your opinions on my stories. Please enjoy and I shall see you soon!
-BloodyTeddyBear

Catnip.

"Lucy! Come here!" Mirajane called from the bar.

"Okay." Lucy replied while bouncing to the bar. She hopped onto her favorite seat and urged Mirajane to tell her.

Mirajane learned over the bar after she set down a glass of wine for Cana. It was morning time, so she wasn't drinking as much.

"What if you gave Loke catnip?"

"Eh?"

"Catnip. You know. Like cat treats?"

"Mirajane, why would I do that?"

"He's a lion right? Lions are cats. So he should like catnip."

"Mira, Loke isn't a real lion. He is a zodiac spirit." Lucy said while placing her hand on her forehead.

"He acts like a real lion though."

"What do think is going to happen if I give him catnip?"

"He'll become very happy, and crazy, be like a cat and snuggle with you, and declare his love for you and-"

"Mirajane! Stop!"

The barmaid giggled. "You should try it Lucy. You never know what could happen."

"I'm not going to do that Mira."

Mirajane pushed a small bag to Lucy while singing, "You never know until you try~"

Lucy sighed and put the bag of catnip into her small purse. He knew something like this would happen eventually. "Fine Mira. It's not going to work so I don't know why you insist-"

"It's going to work Lucy." She said with a deadly aura.

"O-of course Mirajane." She laughed nervously. "I'll go try it." She stuttered as she backed away from the bar and eventually sprinted towards her house.

"Scary." Lucy panted as she finally reached her house. She slumped down to the floor. "I'm never disagreeing with Mira again."

She sighed and walked up to her room to take a bath. After cleansing herself of the smell of alcohol and burnt wood, she made dinner and gulped it down. She wrote her story for an hour. Then she remembered why she was running from Mirajane.

Catnip.

"Might as well try it out. Nothing bad will happen." She said with a bit of uncertainty to her voice. She grabbed her purse with the cat treats and her keys. She pulled the lion's key and the catnip and sighed.

"Open, gate of the lion, Loke!" She announced as she swished the key.

"Lucy, my love!" Loke said with glee while propped on his right knee.

Lucy slapped her forehead. "Loke, stop calling me that." She threatened through gritted teeth. She pulled the small bag and held it up to the celestial spirit's face.

"Lucy, what is that?"

"Catnip. Want some?"

"No!" Loke said as he rushed into a corner. "Don't you dare give that to me."

"Huh? Why not?"

"Don't- Just don't." He shivered.

"But I want to know now. I'm suspicious." She whined.

"No Lucy!"

She pouted. "Please."

"No." He hid his face against the wall.

She crossed her arms and huffed. "Loke, as your key holder, I command you to eat this catnip."

Loke dragged his feet to Lucy with tears running down his face. "You aren't going to like this, Lucy. I'm sorry."

Lucy blushed. What would happen?

Loke forced the bag of catnip down his throat and choked a few times. Then he sobbed even more. He stopped and his eyes widened.

"So?" Lucy asked.

Loke fell to the ground then huddled into a ball while crying again. "This is torture!" He yelled.

"Loke?" Lucy asked while slowly leaning down to the head of the zodiacs.

He puked on her.

"Loke! Damnit! I just took a bath!"

He cried even more. "You. Told me. To. Eat. The catnip." He slurred between gags.

"You should have told me that this would happen! I have to clean the carpets too!"

"I would do anything for my love." He said while attempting a flirty voice while constantly gagging.

"Your disgusting."

He puked again.

"I HATE YOU MIRAJANE!" All of Magnolia heard right before sunset.

A certain barmaid giggled. "I knew that something good would happen." She was thinking of all of the "good" things that could be happening. With hearts in her eyes, she was singing and thinking of what Lucy's and Loke's children would look like.

Even demons can be idiots.

Done!

So I hope that everyone liked it. Please leave reviews and all that stuff. I shall see you soon!
-BloodyTeddyBear