Author:Grayheart
Beta/Co-writer: Aoirann
Two weeks past since the almost-robbery, and things were going pretty well in his classes, and his job. Though his boss gave him a short lecture about safety. He also became friends with Barbara, most of the time they just talked about things from school, interests, hobbies, friends, and the like. Family and Romantic relationships were a bit of a sore spot for both of them.
Ichigo was walking back to his dorm when her heard something coming from.
"Give your purse, bitch!"
"I perfur Queen"
Before anything else could happen there was a loud *Twhack*. The robbers eyes rolled up in his head, and he felled to the ground bonelessly. the woman blinked.
"hey br-You're not Batman"
"Who?"
She cocked an eyebrow "You're new to this city aren't you?"
"Yep"
"Selina Kyle"
"Ichigo Kurosaki"
"HELP!" Came a scream from another alley and Ichigo's scowled deepened.
"What the hell is wrong with this city!" he said moving towards the yell, Selina following him.
They found a thug pinning a woman with half her dress ripped off.
"Didn't I already beat your ass?" growled Ichigo and the thug froze and turned around. However before either of them could react Selina shot forward and kicked him right in the family jewels. Ichigo winced as Selina started he brutal beat down.
"So you think you can just go around mistreating women? Bastard!" *Crack* Ichigo, trying to not look at the brutal beatdown happening to the man's genitalia, turned to the women. He took of his coat and put it on the woman's shoulders. "Here. You need this more then me." This caused the woman to snap out of her shock. She just looked at Ichigo and started to cry She then flung herself at Ichigo, burying her face in his chest and sobbed. Ichigo awkwardly started to pat her back, watched Selina make he would-be rapist pray for death, and thought "And the worst part is that this is nowhere near the oddest moment of my life."
One 911 phone call latter
"You again?" said the cop in exasperation.
"Not my fault this crap happens around me" said Ichigo sulking.
Same Time with Selina
"You know. I think this is the first time I've encountered you without you being arrested," the detective commented.
"I know. It's a bit surreal isn't it," Seline commented while leaning against the cop cruiser.
Next day
Barbara rolled into the cafe and saw Ichigo with head on the counter.
"What happened this time?" asked Barbara, and Ichigo explained how he stopped two crimes in ten minutes.
"I hate this town" he muttered letting his head hit the counter and Barbara patted his back in sympathy.
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