After the carnival we see Wally grumbling as Izzy started folding all of his clothes tisking the reliability of them.
"All of your jeans have holes in the knees and the cuffs Wally, I mean what are you trying to go for the punk look?" Izzy asked pulling out a needle and thread and sewing up the knees and cuffs to all of his jeans.
"You don't have to act like my mother all the time Izzy, I mean so what if I am going for the punk look what the hell is it to you?" Wally asked as a bar of soap was shoved into his mouth and Izzy continued to pack Wally's things humming the Halloween theme under her breath as she did it.
"You'll keep that soap in there until clean words show themselves and then you can take it out and talk all you like".
Wally gave Izzy the finger as she dabbed hot sauce on it, took the soap out of his mouth, and shoved the hot sauced finger into his mouth.
"You'll find that I'm a tough customer Wally, things like swears and the finger I know how to deal with, now either help me pack or watch as your mouth starts burning".
Wally grabbed CD's, a Discman, DVD's, video games, a PSP, A Nintendo DS, shorts, and sandals throwing them all in a different bag as Izzy's maniacal mind worked a mile a minute.
'Girl you're so working him overtime you know that right?, not that that's a bad thing he deserves it after what he put his last girl through and just think the costumes are finished and he has no idea what he's going to look like" Izzy's mind said as she cackled psychotically and Wally stared at her.
"Sorry sweetie I was just thinking about something funny and that explains the maniacal laughing, anyways the costumes that I had my mom make are finished so let's see what they look like and then we can wear them for bed tonight and to the camp tomorrow to show your friends that you have the smartest girlfriend in the world" Izzy said as Wally chuckled at this with Izzy chuckling louder.
"Taduhhhhhhhhh now Wally put yours on and I'll put mine on and sit in your pouch just like a baby kangaroo my little Hippity Hoppity".
"Can't I be in the pouch and you be the mama?, I mean this was your harebrained idea to begin with Iz sweetie" Wally said as Izzy smiled and nodded giving Wally the baby Kanga suit.
"I was hoping you'd volunteer because I act like a mama to you in all reality so why not make you the baby Kanga?, and I think it'd look cute with you in my pouch Hippity Hoppity".
"Yea could we maybe come up with a new nickname?, I mean Hippity Hoppity sounds too much like a little kids nickname".
Izzy's eyes turned to anger as Wally gulped and her shadow advanced upon him as he quickly tried to get out of the way but her hands grabbed him his fearful eyes meeting her maniacal ones.
"Fine it's out of the question I get it Iz, Hippity Hoppity just might be the coolest nickname you could come up with" Wally said as Izzy relaxed putting Wally down as he sighed relief.
"Good now you know what happens if you start calling me out like that, I mean come on Wally what did you think the answer was going to be?" Izzy asked.
"I thought you could at least consider it, I mean you have to admit Hippity Hoppity does sound kind of childish to some people".
"You're passed the point in caring what other people think Wally, your dating me after all and there are going to be some more changes in your life also, like you'll refer to me as Crazy Bunny from now on, you'll kiss me whenever there are people around and when we're alone and these are only the first two".
Wally shuddered to think what the other rules were as Izzy hummed the Nightmare On Elm Street tune under her breath smiling as she zipped Wally's suitcase.
"All right now that we're all packed let's turn in, I mean we have a big day of challenges tomorrow because by the sounds of things Kuki plans on a challenge to gain entry into camp" Izzy said as Wally angrily pulled the blankets back and Izzy smiled serenely snapping the light off and putting her Ipod headphones in her ears.
"Crazed cruddy girl why am I always the target for crazy girls?, I mean first Kuki now Izzy what could happen to my dating life next?" Wally asked himself as he closed his eyes and Izzy took the headphones off smiling as she pushed play on a CD player and a witches cackle greeted Wally.
"Are you cruddy kidding me?, how the crud are we supposed to sleep with a witch laughing at us all night Crazy Bunny?".
Izzy smiled and kissed Wally for remembering her nickname and closed her eyes as snoring greeted Wally along with the witches cackle.
"Great just cruddy great I have a girl who makes me her boyfriend, a kangaroo, a laughingstock, and a bunkmate all in one sitting, and to top it all of she snores like a wolf in the forest".
A couple of hours later Wally got used to the snoring and the witches cackle as his eyes drooped and he fell into a dreamless sleep and Izzy snored her brains out next to him.
The next morning Izzy was up before Wally rushing around to cook Wally's breakfast as Mrs. Beatles was glad her son was starting to date not knowing how insane this girl he was dating was.
"Come on Hippity Hoppity shake a leg we still have to try our costumes on and we have a bus to catch to a lake where we'll catch a boat" Izzy screamed excitedly pushing a hanged man she made from eggs, Tobasco for a blood puddle, and a red licorice whip around the man's neck.
"Very interesting choice of pictures Izzy might I ask you what it is sweetheart?, or are you one of those artists that don't like to reveal their masterpieces in this case I'd understand" Mrs. Beatles said as Wally sighed angrily and looked at his mother.
"Are you that cruddy dense woman it's a hanged man, see the rope is made from chocolate syrup, the noose is the red licorice whip, the eggs are the man eyes, the cheese is his frowning face, and the Tobasco well that's the poor man's blood yay for me" Wally said as Izzy hugged him smiling.
"One hundred percent sweetie, I was also thinking of making a zombie but you have nothing green in this house for skin, so eat up and then your mom offered to give us a lift to the bus and it's camp ahoy".
"Well I think a girl who makes a hanged man is a little disturbed but Wally has a knack for attracting disturbed girls like Kuki Sanaban for example, so I say the hanged man looks fantastic Izzy just be careful around my son he's a crazy girl heartbreaker".
"Not to worry Mrs. Beatles it shouldn't be me being careful around your son but your son being careful around me, oops did I say that out loud?" Izzy asked as Mrs. Beatles lugged all of their things into the car.
"Again I say be careful Izzy he seems nice and then bam he strikes and he's going to strike harder than hard with you because he did the same thing with Kuki" Mrs. Beatles said putting Izzy's stuff in the hatchback.
"And like I said it shouldn't be me being careful around your son, it's your son that should be careful around me".
Mrs. Beatles strapped Joey in and he smiled as Wally took the front seat that was until Mrs. Beatles and Izzy both angrily pointed to the back seat and he moaned moving back there as Joey giggled at Wally.
"Wally has a girlfriend, Wally has a girlfriend, Wally has a girlfriend ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey Wally have you smooched her yet" Joey asked his voice full of teasing and happiness.
"Well now isn't he the cutest thing, I wish I had a little brother or sister to have a séance with you know like a witch has" Izzy said as Mrs. Beatles had her doubts about Izzy but then thought of how Wally broke things off with Kuki and Izzy started to ease her mind.
"What's a séance Wally's girlfriend?, and why do you mention witches when you talk about them Wally's girlfriend?".
"Well Joey a séance is when we contact the dead, some people think it's make believe but then again other people like me think it's all true and the names Izzy".
"So where did you hear about séances Izzy, I mean you don't seem like the kind of girl that would gather around a campfire and contact the dead" Mrs. Beatles said as a devilish smile came over Izzy's face.
"Well I haven't partaken in one yet but there's still camp, and my whole life to partake in the ritual of the witches and warlocks" Izzy said as Wally started to really regret dating Izzy as she passed him a tan colored cloth with a tail and a pink felt tongue hanging from it's mouth.
"Well what are you waiting for Halloween?, try it on my little Hippity Hoppity and then we can get this show on the road".
Wally angrily slipped the baby kangaroo costume over his clothes as Izzy tried her mama one on and she grabbed Wally placing him in her pouch which was made of Velcro.
"Aww now don't we look cute Wally?, I think the campers are going to eat you up as soon as we get where we're going".
Mrs. Beatles stopped at a high school where yellow buses with Camp Wanawaka was printed on the side and people were checking names off a list.
"All right Wally bear have a good Summer at camp Wanawaka I know Izzy will having you by her side or in her case pouch, and next time think before you break a girl's heart because they have a network of girl's who like getting even with boys like you" Mrs. Beatles said as Izzy hopped from the car literally.
"Uhh Nigel please tell me that isn't Wally bouncing in a kangaroo pouch, because if it is Kuki sure found a way to get even with him" Hoagie said as Fanny Fullbright threw her hands over his eyes giggling.
"Guess who sweetie and I'll give you a hint it's the only girl you ever wanted to be with, and she wears an orange skirt, a green sweater, and we dated at the annual Agent dance two months ago" Fanny said as Hoagie smiled turning around and kissing Fanny's freckled face.
"All right please tell me that isn't Beatles with Izzy Daniels, because whoever actually watched TDI will tell you that the girl is just plain insane".
"Insane how Fan I mean what could possibly make a girl in a kangaroo costume with Wally in her pouch insane?" Nigel asked sarcastically as Fanny grinned down at him.
"Your just lucky I'm more into seeing Beatles like this than I am on hurting someone or it would be you Uno" Fanny said walking over to Izzy and Wally trying to hold her laughter in.
"Come on Hippity Hoppity this is how a mama Kanga cleans their young now chill and let my tongue do the talking sweetie" Izzy said her tongue lolling out of her mouth and licking Wally's stomach then using her paws to brush the fur down.
"Now isn't this a pretty picture huh Beatles?, by the way Izzy Daniels I'm Fanny Fullbright and your biggest fan so tell me did the ROTC stop searching for you or are you still running from them?"
"They gave up on me halfway through the first season and I gave them the slip, I got a letter a couple days ago saying that I was banned to ever come back and I was like so whatever I don't need them anyways".
"It looks like you found a little Joey in your travels and for those who don't know that's a baby kangaroo" Fanny said as Izzy grinned licking Wally's feet and brushing back the fur on them.
"Excuse us but we need to find our bus and then we can talk all we want Fanny, so let's hop to it Wally" Izzy said laughing at her own joke as Wally's head kept bumping on her stomach.
"Hi Kuki checking in, so please tell me Wally and I are on the same bus because as you can see we're kind of attached at the moment".
Kuki laughed louder than anybody when she saw Wally in Izzy's pouch and led them onto a bus and they found a three seater seat and Izzy jumped into it removing Wally and saving the last place for Fanny.
"This is going to be one hell of a Summer Wally and there's nothing stopping me from making you official and winning this time, because ROTC is finally off my tail and now it's TDI all the way me and you as the final two" Izzy said as Wally dreaded this because he saw that three months might make him love her.
"All right everyone find your seats and we can drive to the lake, and also let me point out Izzy Daniels and Wallabee Beatles in the three seater dressed as kangaroos and don't hesitate to laugh at them" Kuki said as Fanny plopped next to them with Hoagie sitting next to Owen and he saw fat competition.
"Hi my names Hoagie Gilligan what's your name kid?, I mean you do have a name right?" Hoagie asked as Owen nodded with his hand out shaking Hoagies.
"Owen Philips and it looks like you and I are the fattest people at this camp huh dude?" Owen asked as Hoagie nodded but couldn't keep his eyes off Beth as she stared back blushing at him smiling.
The bus rolled down the dirt path on the way to the camp's lake where a boat was waiting to drive the new campers to TDI and another boat accepting the older one's.
"When we get to camp there is a challenge to gain access to the boats, refusal of this challenge gains you a one way ticket home so think twice before refusing it" Chris said walking up monitoring everybody until he got to Izzy and Wally and he cracked up laughing.
"You two look so ridiculous so let's let America see how ridiculous you are, which means lights, camera, and action".
Chris pointed a camera at Izzy and Wally as Izzy smiled waving and saying hello to her mother as Wally looked like he wanted to punch the camera hard.
A couple hours later they were at the lake where they saw fishing poles, metal pails, canoes, paddles, and no bait as Kuki and Chris smiled at everyone.
"All right campers here is your first challenge you must fish until you have five plump and juicy fishies, the first team to do this gains immunity for the night and the others are in danger of walking the dock of shame" Kuki said as everybody looked confused.
"Now the teams are as follows the Killer Bass are Courtney who's the team leader, Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Katie, Sadie, Tyler, Rachel, and Fanny" Chris said as the old campers cheered getting some new campers.
"And the Screaming Gophers are Gwen as team leader, Heather, Leshawna, Owen, Trent, Lindsay, Noah, Beth, Cody, Izzy, Justin, Wally, Nigel, and Hoagie which means that John will be going to the Killer Bass" Kuki said as the Screaming Gophers screamed happily getting new blood .
"Now the catch to the challenge because there is a catch to every challenge and this one is no different is that you have to use live bait meaning you will be paired up and have to fish for chef's dinner tonight".
After Chris said this all the campers looked at each other as Kuki and Chris held grins staring back at them.
"And the challenge starts now so pair up and get the live bait on your pole and start the fishing and whatnot" Kuki said as Izzy hugged Wally and Beth ran up to Hoagie as the others walked off to find partners.
Well that's it for now I'll write more once I get some replies so please R&R and plus if you'd like a part in the ff I could work you in so please reply if you want one of those also
