Lets just say this: I thought the prolouge was horrible and now I'm going to make a decent chapter. And there will be lawls. I claim no content in this story.
Chapter 1- A Hobo in the Streets
3 years later...
Mary Sue, now 16, roamed her home, the streets. She was now extremely skinny, and her clothes were ragged. She could barely hunt peoples pets without going to jail. And jail was not for overpowered beauties like Mary Sue.
She did, however, get at least one scrap of food a day. Why? Because the boys, of course, thought she was pretty.
She often tried to sing that song she brought with her as much as she could,and it attracted more people, because she was perfect at everything. (Of course)
Despite that, she didn't earn any cash.
One guy she knew well due to his obvious crush on her visited Mary Sue frequently. His name was Shaun, a less fancier name most people had. He often came to hear her sing. He, like other people, said she was better at making music just by stringing her arrow than Songweavers themselves. And she apparently had a singing voice nicer than a whale, according to him.
Did Mary Sue like Shaun in a more-than-just-a-friend way? Hell to the no! She was like most other girls, having a crush on Harry Styles. (I'll be referencing the real world. A lot) Every girl besides some author who calls herself Silver has a celeb crush. Like that Songweaver, Carlius, who became a girl's living dream. He often played at the Elyos Square. And girls went CRAZY over him. Girls wouldn't even touch Shaun. Unless it was Mary Sue.
Not only was Mary Sue kind, but she was *gasp* gorgeous!
On one certain day, Shaun visited Mary Sue. She was... er... staring at some hot shirtless guys nearby. And that's no good!
"Mary Sue, sweet Mary Sue, can you see I visited you?"
"What?" Mary Sue looked at Shaun.
"I see you haven't eaten much in weeks. Is it okay if I buy you something for lunch?"
"Who gives a damn about lunch? Hot. Shirtless. Guys." Mary Sue stared in awe at the shirless guys.
Shaun looked over and saw the shirtless guys. Damn it! He thought; How am I gonna get Mary Sue if she is staring at some pointless shirtless guy? Even the author herself doesn't think shirtless guys are hot!
"Can I do anything for you, Mary Sue?"
"Yeah. Take me on a adventure or something. But like that's gonna happen."
Then a lightbulb went of in Shaun's head.
"I have a couple of friends that like adventuring. Perhaps we can all go adventuring together?"
"Are your friends hot shirtless guys?"
"... No. But one of them is Carlius, that street preformer."
"Wait? I thought you two didn't get along."
"How the hell did you know we didn't get along?"
"I recently discovered I could read minds."
DUN DUN DUN! Mary Sue has extraordinary powers! Like most Mary Sues. Well, I felt the first chapter was MUCH better than the prolouge, and starting to make a little sense. Until next time, see ya!