"NIKKI SMITH?" Mrs. Roymoth (1) asked for the third time. "WHO?", the whole class yelled in unison. "Yukina Fuuma?" She asked again. "Hai?" Yuki smirked. "Why are you drawing when you should be doing your science final?"(2) Mrs. R pressed. "One, I'm done. Two, I'm waiting for you to kick me out. Three, I have ten S-ranked criminals in my house, the Akatsuki, and I know that I'll get -" she was interrupted. "Yuki You may be excused from the room." Mrs. R said in an evilly sweet voice. Yuki stood up and marched out of the room yelling, "NEXT TIME YOU SEND A GROUP OF GUYS AFTER ME, MAKE SURE THEY KNOW WHAT I CAN DO! YOU DUMB ASS MOTHERFUCKER, YEAH I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU SETH MARSHA ANNOYI! (3)" Yuki then started to run out of the school.

"Kisame… You really don't need to follow me…" Yuki complained. "You really need to tone down your attitude." The blue man replied. A girl with obnoxiously red hair, and medium blue eyes, came running down the street towards Yuki and Kisame, yelling "YUKINA-CHAN!!!!!!! I JUST SAW KONAN AND LEADER-SAMA AT YOUR HOUSE!!!" … "MARSHA IS COMING WITH HIS STICK WAVING EVERYWHERE!" Yuki stopped, turned around and yelled, "ZAKURA (4) THAT IS SOOO GROSS! AND IT'S A BRANCH!" Kisame just busted out laughing. Seth looked at the big, blue, fish, flopping on the ground. "Nikki, you are such a BITCH! I'll make your life a living hell!" Seth hollered. Yuki and Zakura walked straight up to Seth. Zakura's eyes turned red with the sharringan, looked in Seth's eyes and he fell over. Her red eyes turned back to their blue eyes. Yuki focused and a small, but very strong, rain cloud came over his head, raining and lightnining. "Bite us son of a bitch!" both said at the same time.

Kisame walked through the front door with black and purple spots everywhere. "What happened?" Pein wanted to know. "He looked under my skirt." Yuki punched Kisame in his lower back. Zakura smiled and started to walk upstairs. "Who?" Itachi asked. "She's my friend. Her nickname is Zakura. Her real name is Sarah James. If you call her that she'll scream." Yuki shuttered, and followed her friend.

"FUCK!!! YOU DIDN'T NEED TO USE THE SWORD!" Yuki hollered, and ran downstairs. The whole akatsuki stared at her bleeding hand, almost ignoring what she was wearing. Konan and Kakuzu both stood up and started to fix her hand. Zakura jumped down the stairs, wearing a white gi. (5) "Sarah. You should be going now." Pein ordered nicely. "Don't fucking call me that." Zakura was shaking slightly. "Thanks. My hand is fine now. Leader-sama, you really shouldn't have called her by her birth name." Yuki pointed out. There was then a blood curling scream that would bring Jashin himself (6) to his knees.

It was 3:30 p.m. Pein, Konan, and Yuki were in the study. "What rules do we need to follow while we are here?" Pein asked. "Zetsu cannot eat people near here. Kisame can't cut people. Kakuzu has to go to bars and get people drunk before taking them to shifty motels and take out organs keeping them alive. Hidan has to perform rituals in the ravine area and on mostly small animals. Itachi can't sharringan people. Sasori cannot make people who are alive/still breathing dead/puppets. Deidara can't blow shit up… unless I can partake in it, and its fireworks. Tobi can't randomly hug people or ask them for something. Pein, you cannot change the weather. Konan, you should use origami paper, like everyone else. Government rules, oblisly." Yuki replied. Both nodded. "Do you want us to help you in any way?" "Doing chores would be nice. You can also get jobs." "Where?" "Kakuzu can bounty hunt people. Zetsu can work as a gardener. Deidara as a non-explosive sculpture. Sasori at the art museum in the next town. Hidan as a stunt man. Tobi can babysit with me. Kisame as a kendo teacher. Itachi helping Kisame. Konan you can work at the florist or at the bookstore. Pein you can go to the bookstore and help there or you can pretend to be my father and stay home." "Why would I do that?" "The cops are keeping an eye on me. They want me to go to 'a home with other people like me.' Or an insane asylum. (7)" "I'll stay here and study this world. How long will your family be gone?" "At least three months. If it's a short takeover. If not, then at least half the year." Konan dropped her jaw. "What kind of parents would leave their child alone for that long?" "Parents of a kid with a criminal record, who also has insomnia, a small pyromaniac, and has voices in their head. Basically, they're afraid of me. They leave me in my own little world. Mostly after, the fact that I found out I was adopted. (8)" "Did they tell you who your parents are?" "I always wish it's the two of you. Did you ever have to give up a child?" Konan and Pein looked at each other. "If she lived, she would have been around your age. (9)" Pein confessed. "We need to get you new clothes then. So you don't look like ninjas and can go out without being stared at all the time. (10)" "When?" "Tomorrow at noon, sound good?"

Not real.

I really do not like science and mine was in the winter so it also got canceled.

I couldn't think of a name and it's suppose to be pronounced An-no-ee

Byakuya Kuchiki from Bleach. His sword

Judo gi or outfit

Is Jashin a boy or a girl?!

I would go there… like the rest of my friends.

I did have insomnia, I like fire, and everyone has voices in their head.

Hint hint

I would stare at them…