Hey there guys! Sorry for the vaguely late update, I planned on updating earlier but my power was out for a day and I couldn't work on the chappie. Anyway, I like this chapter, it is kind of humorous, I guess. Oh, and I intend on keeping my chapters short so I can update quicker, so please don't complain about that! There is going to be language in this fic, so if you don't like swearing, just don't read it. There, you can't say I didn't warn you.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, just the plot. (This is FAN-fiction, people, FAN-fiction.)

On with the chapter!

I Am Not Your Possession

Chapter One: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

"Uhn, I've such a bad hangover. No more sake for me." Hoshigake Kisame moaned as he sat up. He always said this when he awoke with a headache, and he never followed through with his promise of abstaining from alcohol. Kisame sighed while attempting to stand. When he finally did he yawned and stretched, commenting to the still form beside him,

"It feel like it's gonna rain, Ita-" he stopped mid sentence when he realized that the still form he had been talking to was NOT the Uchiha prodigy. In fact, the form was blonde, vaguely thin, and had breasts, which the Uchiha definitely did not have. Kisame grabbed Samehada and roared,

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" It had satisfying results as the young blonde shot out of the sleeping bag and grabbed a kunai from the holster strapped to her leg.

At the very least she would have, had she actually had a holster strapped to her leg. Ino looked down at her bare thigh in confusion, then back up at the very tall and bulky man who was glaring down at her while holding a VERY large sword. She put on her best brave face as she screamed in reply to the large man.

"I'm Ino, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

The two shinobi glared at each other, each ready to tear the other apart, when suddenly,

"Shut. Up." Came a voice so quiet, yet so filled with malice and hate that the two shinobi both shuddered in fear and immediately shut up. Uchiha Itachi was currently sitting in a tree beside the camp, staring down at the two shinobi with such an indifferent expression that was somehow more terrifying then any glare he could have given. Ino, who was prided on her stubbornness and NOT her intelligence, belligerently yells at the offending nin,

"How dare you kidnap me like this, you coward! Why don't you come down here and-" Ino was promptly cut off when Itachi's voice whispered in her ear,

"And fight about it? Alright, but I doubt that is what you'd really want, kunoichi."

Ino involuntarily shuddered as she felt Itachi's breath on her neck. He was not close enough to touch her, just enough to completely invade her space and for her to feel the warmth of his body. Ino was startled into silence as she realized that Itachi had gotten behind her quicker then she had thought possible. But then again, this was THE Uchiha Itachi, the infamous murderer of his own family besides his younger brother, Sasuke, who he mind-fucked into leaving the village to gain more power to defeat him. But Yamanaka Ino was not one to get intimidated by powerful people, she merely hated how weak she was in comparison.

Her anger of her situation controlling her, Ino spun around quickly to try and punch the Uchiha in his smug face, but was shocked when, in the blink of an eye, she was pinned against a tree in a very risque position. In that one instant, Ino was more afraid then she had ever thought possible. 'Kami-sama!' Ino thought in a panicking manner, 'Uchiha Itachi is going to rape me!' Ino struggled like she had never before and Itachi smirked.

"Calm down, kunoichi. If I was going to rape someone, I'd rape someone powerful, not a weak and ugly little girl." Ino felt completely useless and ugly and, with her pride and ego in tatters, didn't even struggle when Itachi hit a pressure point to make her fall unconscious.

It had been petty, Itachi knew, but he had wanted to see the girl's delicious anger one more time before he had to knock her out. He had been very, very surprised and a little disappointed when he had seen the hurt flit across her eyes before her face had gone blank. 'So, my little Ino-hime is self conscious and prideful. I must have bruised her ego a touch. Interesting. I wonder if she would have felt better if I HAD raped her.' Itachi chuckled out loud, which earned a most disturbed look from Kisame, who had never heard him laugh before. 'This is going to be fun, I wonder how she will react with more encouragement?' Kisame interrupted his train of thought when he asked:

"Why would you kidnap her, Itachi. I can feel her chakra, and she is completely-"

"You did not see her fight, Kisame." Kisame looked at the unconscious girl a little more closely.

'Was it her who had the enormous chakra we felt earlier? Nah, couldn't be...'

Well, there it was. Like it? Hate it? Tell me about it. If you hate it, tell me why, don't just say "Your story is dumb." Pretty much, don't flame me. And again, this story is not a serious piece or writing, so don't expect much!