Rating: T
Beta: None
Cue:…Not together. Just in general
Warning: heavy drinking and alpha male behaviour
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, I just f**k with them :D
Characters: Quistis, Selphie, Irvine and Seifer
POV: Quistis
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Drinking
Finally, after a long night of slowly tipping backwards, Irvine's cowboy hat fell off. Not that he noticed. He was far too busy trying to finish the bottle of beer he almost had down his throat. Seifer was likewise occupied across from him. With a louder than necessary sigh, Seifer banged his empty bottle down on to the table.
"Already told ya, no way your beatin me!" Seifer bellowed, grinning at his now gagging opponent. Quistis exchanged a look with Selphie, who was also looking less than amused. The night had started as a triple date, and had been going reasonably well up until the point where they had reached Seifer's new flat. He had opened up a cupboard which was a positive Pandora's box of alcohol, and since that point, things had gone downhill. Zell had managed to either fall asleep or pass out on Seifer's bed, prompting an annoyed Verity to stalk off home. This had left Quistis and Selphie alone with their respective dates, watching as Seifer and Irvine's drinking escalated into a full on battle of stubbornness.
"Not fair…I'd already had a drink's...wid Squall…" Irvine spluttered, having finally managed to cough most of the beer out of his lungs.
"Doesn't count, everyone knows he's a lightweight. By the way you're bitchin, I take it I've won?" Quistis and Selphie looked up hopefully, hope which was quickly crushed by Irvine grabbing yet another bottle. Seifer grinned, also reaching for a another. He managed to knock it over, even though it was only inches from his hand. He started giggling at it for some reason, and Irvine joined in, until they were both laughing hysterically.
"We should become lesbians…" Quistis said to Selphie, "Not together. Just in general." She added, eyeing Seifer with a little disgust. Selphie watched as Irvine actually fell out of his chair from laughing so hard, and nodded in agreement.
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The text I corrupted:
We should become lesbians. Not together. Just in general.
I instantly pictured this scene upon hearing this text, hope you all like.