Here is Part two of the Curse of the Shadow King, now as you may know, GIR's body was possessed, and now a battle between Zim's league and the Shadow King's allies is unfolding. Now let's see how the story goes from here on.
Invader Zim is property of Jhonen Vasquez and King Boom Boo is property of SEGA/Sonic Team.
The fight was already unraveling. From Dib calling the Ghostbusters to take care of King Boom Boo, to Keef actually giving Nightmare Bitters nightmares (ironic isn't it). Mortos and the Shadow Hog got lazy after chasing Nick and Skoodge, Chickenfoot gone insane, Poop Dawg got his butt kicked literally by Gaz, who then tortured Iggins the old fashion way. Minimoose and Madness teamed up against the Ham Demon, Minimoose used his weaponry, while Madness chomped off a piece of meat and dragged it away. Zim of course, was after the Shadow King.
"Give up Shadow scum!" Zim shouted. "Your entire team is entirely taken down."
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! MY TEAM ISN'T DEFEATED! The spirited shouted.
"Take a look for yourself fool." Zim pointed to the evidence.
Seeing the Shadow Hog and Mortos were worn out from fleeing and were knocked out cold, Chickenfoot ran into a telephone poll, knocking out instantly, Poop Dawg got beaten by Gaz and her foot, Iggins was terrorized and paralyzed with fear thanks to Gaz, Nightmare Bitter was withered thanks to Keef, Ham Demon was cooked by Minimoose and Madness, and King Boom Boo was captured by Ghostbusters thanks to Dib. The Shadow King was shocked to see how Zim's allies easily beat his teammates.
YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME, ALIEN SCUM! The Shadow King announced.
"Oh yeah? Watch this..." With the palm of his hand, Zim smacked the Shadow King with just his palm, causing his tiny robot body to fall down face first.
"HA HA! I GUESS I WIN AND YOU LOSE! NOW YOU HAVE TO LEAVE GIR AND THE WORLD IS FREE FROM YOUR WRATH!" Zim announced. "I AM ZIM!"
"YES! IT WAS FOR THE GOOD OF ALL MANKIND!" Dib ran over to Zim.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE... The Shadow King snickered as Zim's allies surrounded him. YOU FOOLS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT BET THAT I MADE!
"Wait... you lied to us...?" Dib was confused.
THAT I DID EARTH CHILD! I SHALL POSSESS GIR FOREVER AND STILL MAKE YOU ALL MY SLAVES!
"YOU LIED! YOU FILTHY NO GOOD LYING SHADOW DIRT SCUM!" Zim snapped getting angry. "IF YOU WON'T LEAVE GIR'S BODY, THEN I'LL MAKE YOU LEAVE HIM!"
Oh, what are you gonna do about that?
"Damn, I don't have anything..." Zim cursed to himself. "What should I do?"
"SQUEAK!" Minimoose was holding a paper bag filled with all of GIR's favorite foods.
"Good idea Minimoose! We'll use these to bribe GIR and have him take control of his own body again!" Zim announced.
"Are you sure this'll work Zim?" Dib asked.
"Sure it will Dib Human. Now watch!" Zim then grabbed a taco from the bag. "HEY GIR! I GOT YOUR PRECIOUS TACOS!"
Suddenly, in GIR's body, GIR was getting anxious, in fact, he managed to make it to his own body to say.
"TACOS!" GIR managed to scream from his possessed body, as the king took control again.
NICE TRY! BRIBING HIM WITH TACOS WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD FOOLS!
"How about this!" Zim got out a cupcake. "GIR, LOOK, YOU LEFT THE GUIDEY CHIPPY THINGY AT HOME TO MAKE ROOM FOR WHAT? TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE CUPCAKE!"
"CUPCAKE! I MISS YOU CUPCAKE!" GIR manage to scream once again.
OBEY ME IDIOT! YOU FOOLS AREN'T GONNA WIN THAT EASILY!
"Okay, GIR!" Zim got out a plate of Waffles. "GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES!? YOU DID!"
"YEAH GIR! YOUR JUST IN TIME FOR THE WAFFLES!" Keef decided to add in.
"WAFFLES!" GIR screamed once more.
STOP AND OBEY ME, ROBOT! STOP AND OBEY ME!
"YOU DON'T LIKE WAFFLES!?" Keef had to ask.
"AH HA!" Zim got out some tuna. "GIR, I KNOW YOU RAN OUT OF FUEL VERY QUICKLY, BECAUSE YOU EMPTIED IT OUT, AND WHY DID YOU EMPTY IT OUT!"
"TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE TUNA!" GIR screamed again, before the spirit took control once again.
"This could take a while amigos.." Madness said.
"I know.. I'M SO HAPPY THOUGH!" Nick shouted.
3 HOURS LATER...
Dib had revealed some taquitos, and a clown doll with it's head removed, causing GIR to scream headless clown, Zim had went and made biscuits, much to his distaste, and Skoodge actually went to do a little dance, and Keef sang the Doom Song, all of which got GIR's attention, but didn't last long... Zim even showed GIR a photo of the Megadoomer, which was followed by a gasp and a 'it's got chicken legs', but that didn't work correctly either. Gaz then thought of something as she said.
"I KNOW, I GOT AN IDEA!" Gaz shouted as she grabbed a bar of soap from Zim's house, using it until it was now bacon. "I remember GIR saying this to me before. Here goes."
"Ahem, WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!" Gaz shouted, sounding really OOC.
"I MADE IT MYSELF!" GIR shouted once again, before the spirit took over once again.
TOO BAD! The king snickered. YOUR OUT OF IDEAS! YOUR ALL DOOMED FOREVER!
"No, I won't give up.." Zim thought. "There has to be something..."
"ZIM!" Gaz shouted getting his attention. "I know you are such a freaking moron, and I also know that you can't think your plans all the way through most of the time, but for this once, you HAVE TO THINK AND COME UP WITH A SMART DECISION! FOR THE SAKE OF GIR'S LIFE!"
"AND FOR THE SAKE OF ALL MANKIND!" Dib added in.
Zim thought really hard, until something hit him, that one time, when he defeated those space alien babies, that one comment that GIR made had come to his mind. The comment he made was...
"Awww.. I wanted to explode..."
Explode? Explode!
THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE BEST IDEA YET!
"I GOT IT! I ZIM AM A GENIUS!" Zim shouted. "GIR, I KNOW YOUR IN THERE, SO PLEASE DO ME A BIG FAVOR! GO SELF DESTRUCT!"
"YAY! FINALLY!" GIR shouted one last time, leaving the spirit panicked.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The spirit screamed.
3. 2. 1... KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
GIR self-destructed, causing the spirit to lose his body and be sent to the box, floating from within it.
GGGRRRRRRRRRR... THAT STUPID IRKEN PESK! CURSE YOU!
The allies gathered around the box, The Shadow Hog and Mortos stretched and walked over, Chickenfoot bawked and approached them, Poop Dawg rubbed his behind and approached them, Iggins was no longer struck with fear as he skipped to the box, Nightmare Bitter regained energy as she slithered to the group, the Ham Demon was recovered and approached them like a doggy, and King Boom Boo broke from his prison and floated to the crazies. Boy they are in alot of trouble.
"Zim!" Gaz shouted. "GIR exploded... will... will he be able to regenerate himself?"
"Sure he can Little Gaz, watch this." Zim got out a remote and pressed a button.
While GIR was regenerating, God himself appeared in the sky, looking down and disgrace to the Coo Coo birds/Nutjobs/Crazies that are the Shadow King's men.
"YOU FOOLS DISGUIST ME!" God shouted with a booming roar. "AS A PUNISHMENT, YOU SHALL ALL BE SENTENCED TO HELL!"
God slammed his rod and the ground that the nutcases were standing on was slowly dropping down into hell.
"Great, now I have to clean out the filthy toilet of Piggy filth." The Shadow Hog retorted.
"Mortos defeated by big head and friends. Now Mortos sleep premanently in Hell.." Mortos complained.
"DON'T LOOK AT ME! I'M A EVIL CHICKEN FREAK BEING SENT TO HELL HERE! BAWK BAWK BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKK!" The Chickenfoot bawked.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE GANGSTA SPECTOR HAS BEEN DEFEATED! WHY OH IRONY, WHY!" Poop Dawg screamed in defeat.
"IT'S MADNESS!" Iggins screamed. "MADNEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"You darn right it's madness fool.." Nightmare Bitters snarled. "I'm going to live life just like my life before."
"ROOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ham Demon howled and whimpered like a dog.
"BLARAGAGFAADAERDFAEREAD!" King Boom Boo was making sounds showing he was beaten.
CURSE YOU IRKEN SCUM AND YOUR PRECIOUS ALLIES! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!
With that, they were gone in Hell. By then, GIR had actually been regenerated.
"Uhhhhh... Wuh-what happened..?" GIR moaned, regaining conscious.
"GIR YOUR ALRIGHT!" Zim shouted. "That treatment worked after all!"
"Mastah! Gazzy! And Dibby, and everyone else!" GIR then got up.
"YOUR GONNA MAKE BISCUITS! YOUR GONNA MAKE BISCUITS! YOUR GONNA MAKE BISCUITS! YOUR GONNA MAKE BISCUITS!"
"Already did GIR, here." Zim gave GIR some biscuits that he made, while Skoodge did a little dance, Dib gave GIR the taquitos and the clown with no head, Keef sang the Doom Song, and Gaz started playing with GIR.
"Well, that's over with.. Invaders really need no one...NO ONE! NOT EVEN DARK EVIL SPIRITS! FOR I AM ZIM!"
That being said, Zim went back to world conquest, Dib continues to spy on Zim's house, GIR and Gaz play more frequently, Keef and Nick became friends and started hanging out, Minimoose and Madness became friends along with Skoodge, all three hung out together, and alot of burping was done by Skoodge, so they all went back to their happy lives.
MEANWHILE..
The goonies were in Hell, working...
"Aren't we free yet?" The Shadow Hog asked.
"DO WE LOOK FREE YET FOOL, THE GANGSTA SPECTOR HAS BEEN DEFEATED!" Poop Dawg shouted.
"I'M A CHICKEN IN HELL!" Chickenfoot shouted.
"I FOUND THE ZOMBIE HOG!" Iggins shouted.
Suddenly, a devil appeared and was not satisfied.
"You fools are goofing off like mooches..." The devil said.
"YOU CALL MORTOS MOOCH!" Mortos snapped.
"YOU DARE INSULT US FOOL!" Nightmare Bitter snarled.
"Ooooororooooo..." Ham Demon whimpered.
"Well for that, you have a new punishment all of you.." The Devil announced. "For the punishment, you shall all be sent to...A ROOM, WITH A MOOSE!"
"BLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!" King Boom Boo snarled.
"HAVE FUN!" The devil pulled a lever as the goonies were now sent to the room with a moose... They were now in a white spaceless room, with a giant moose... who was... eating WALNUTS! MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The goonies squealed.
I WILL GET YOU SOMEDAY IRKEN SCUMHEAD ZIM! I WILL GET YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
The spirit screamed as they were tortured by the moose, as Zim and GIR watched this. Zim had GIR send a monkey down there too by shouting 'MONKEY!' The same monkey who beat up Dib a while back, tormented the goonies along with the moose. So now this just about wraps up the story...
THAT'S ALL FOLKS! HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS INSANE WORK OF MADNESS THAT I CALL THE CURSE OF THE SHADOW KING! I ENJOY DOING THIS STORY, SO NOW, THAT'S IT EVERYONE!
UNTIL NEXT TIME EVERYONE, TAKE CARE!