(A/N: Heh. I know I said I'm a big DxS shipper, but this idea refused to die… ^^;)

Characters/ Pairings: DxS (not what you think…)

Genre: Romance/ Drama/ Slight humour

Rating: T (minor cursings)

Inspiration: When I was taking a shower XD


Pyro Drabbles—Shallow

=Outside Nasty Burger=

~Normal POV~

"Danny, have you completely lost it? Why, in the name of all things with a face, did you ask her out on a movie date?" Sam demanded. If looks could kill, the previously mentioned boy would have been more than just half dead by now.

He sighed tiredly. "I just… I just really like her, okay? She's pretty and a really nice person once you get to know her better. Besides…" A dreamy look crossed over his face. "I think she likes me too."

Sam's right eye twitched uncontrollably at his last statement. "Are you on drugs or something? That girl is never nice. Key word: Never! And… and…" She quickly thought of a good explanation of why he couldn't date her. "She's probably taking advantage of you, and you don't even know it!"

Danny used his fingers to massage his temples lightly. This conversation had gone on longer than he thought it would. His date was arriving in five minutes, and his Gothic friend was still trying to find fault with the girl. "Sam, you're accusing her on a no-proof basis. She said that she would make an effort to get to know you guys and at the very least, be civil to you all, so why can't you?"

Tucker decided to try and ease the tension between his best buds. "Yeah, right. The day Sam will ever do that shall be the day when Charice stops staring off into space!" He joked weakly, glancing over at Charice, who really was staring off into space.

Both Sam and Danny ignored him.

"Me? Accepting her?" The raven-haired girl was downright offended. "No way am I drowning in the shallow end of that… that preppy, cheerleading shallow end of the gene pool!"

The blue-eyed boy was getting exasperated. "Could you please just stop calling her shallow?"

"Who's calling who shallow?" A soft, feminine voice cut in before Sam could retort. "Hello Danny, Charice, Tanker…and…um…oh yeah, Sam."

Sam kept her mouth shut, but she was glowering at the speaker, silently cursing her a fiery afterlife in Hell.

"It's Tucker, not Tanker…" The Techno-Geek grumbled.

"Huh?" Charice managed to stop daydreaming upon hearing someone call her name. "Oh, er…hi."

"Hey there." Danny was the only one enthusiastic to greet the intruder. "Are you ready to go?"

"Oh, yes!" The cheery voice replied. "I've been looking forward to this since like, forever!"

The blue-eyed boy gave his date a dopey smile. "Heh… Me too…"

The pair waltzed away, lost in their own little world. So much so that they didn't even notice Charice and Tucker trying to restrain Sam from tackling the girl to the ground.

After a few attempts to break free from her friends' grasp, she finally slumped against them. "What the Hell does she have that I don't?" She spat out bitterly. "She doesn't even know him like I do…"

Tucker shrugged. "Chill, Sam. Sooner or later he's bound to come around. He can't stay in the shallow end of her gene pool for long… He'll drown!" Only he laughed at his own joke.

Sam was not amused, though; She merely groaned miserably.

"Oh come on Sam…" Charice tried to comfort her friend. "At least it's not Paulina, right?"

Sam sighed sadly as she stared forlornly at the ground. "Yeah, but of all people… Why Star?"


(A/N: DannyxSam shippers, please don't kill me… *ducks* As for the rest, please review! :D

Phanton Flame :) )