Chapter Two
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Emmett POV:
I am soooooo bored today. There are many days where a vampire becomes bored, and this is one of the worse. Maybe I should go look for Bella because she is funny and she is probably bored, too. Alice and everyone else is out hunting and I am supposed to be babysitting… And I am! Just, not as exclusively as Edward would like me too…
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She was eating a fluffernutter sandwich. Man, at times like these, I really wish I were human again. I really do miss the food. It's one of the only things I remember. And, darn it, that sandwich smelled really, really good. Stupid vampires and their need to not eat. It may smell good now, but it will totally ruin the aroma if I eat it… yuck.
I walked in her door at super speed and I saw in her reaction the moment she noticed me. Or maybe it was more like heard and saw.
"GOOD GOD EMMETT!" She jumped up and knocked herself and the chair over in the process.
I snickered, "Man, I hope Edward doesn't let you become vampire anytime soon. You are hilarious." I saw her face go red. (I can resist Bella, she doesn't tempt me anymore, because how can somebody so effing hilarious be anything more than hilarious and lovable?)
"DO YOU HAVE TO SNEAK UP ON ME?!" She screamed at me. She was breathing heavily and her leg had a bruise forming.
"Aw man, why'd you have to go and fall Bella? Now I have to have Edward breathing down my back for the next three months about how irresponsible I am," I grumbled.
"Haha it was worth it. Look at your face. Its totally red. My little tomato sister!" I laughed with affection.
"Yeah, well at least I don't have a head too small for my huge chest!" She stuck her tongue out at me.
"Well at least I'm not too clumsy for my own good," I stuck my tongue out back at her.
"She got all red and started to walk away only to trip over a banana peel, yes I know, I am very unimaginative, that I had set there, hoping she would slip and fall.
I was right. She slipped and fell right on her butt.
"EMMETT!"
"Yes my little tomato?"
"YOU ARE SUCHA JERK!" She hollered at me and started to walk away again, to proceed up the stairs, and I ran past to block her on the top step.
"Aww, come on Bella. That was really funny. You know it, and I am so bored. I got stuck here babysitting YOU. You should be a little more considerate!"
At that last comment, Edward came inside from hunting only to growl at Emmett, telling him not to be such a jerk. Emmett basically laughed hysterically shrieking "BYE, BYE MY LITTLE TOMATO!" as Rosalie dragged him away by his feet, his face in the dirt.
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