Notes: I added "Yang vs Tifa" on my poll for what Death Battle RWBY should react to next. I noticed that this particular episode gets requested a lot, so I put this new choice on my poll to see how popular it is. If it gets voted/requested alot, I will consider doing it in a near future. Remember to look at my profile page to see the poll or my other fanfiction stories.
More notes: This fanfiction is being focused on by some certain critics. I fear of the possibility that this will be taken down. What can I do? Where else can I put this fanfiction? AO3 maybe? Please help me with chapters updates are taking a long time. Please be patient. How are you liking this so far? Do you want me to continue? Or should I quit? Should I focus on RWBY Reacts To Smosh more? Would you like OCs based on the combatants? Thank you for your time reading this. I could use some encouragement.
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"Alright, team. Let's watch a Death Battle," Ruby announced suddenly.
"Okay. Let's watch one and then go to sleep," Weiss stated.
"Cool! I hope we get another 'tag team' battle. The last one was awesome," Ruby said.
"I agree. I want more of that," Yang said. Blake agreed as well.
Team RWBY settled down in the center of their room, laid down on their blankets, and ready to watch more Death Battle.
Ruby started the video.
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: Sometimes, the most unlikely of friends can become the best of heroes.
Ruby looked at Weiss, smiling. Weiss looked back, but was confused. Ruby was disappointed that Weiss didn't get it. They both started off as an unlikely pair, but later became great friends as well as heroines.
Boomstick: Ratchet and Clank, the cosmic commandos.
Wiz: And Jak and Daxter, the masters of Eco.
"Another battle with partners! I'm loving this already," Ruby gasped.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Ratchet & Clank
(*Cues: Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty - Credits*)
Wiz: It was a time of chaos. The unstoppable Cragmite empire wreaked havoc across the galaxy until a race of unlikely heroes fought back: the Lombaxes, who may be some sort of lemur-wombat?
"Must be a cat thing," Yang said.
Blake looked at Yang questioningly.
Yang noticed this. "Oh. I didn't mean it like that."
Boomstick: Well, whatever they are. they're pretty good at kicking the **** out of Cragmites and ended up stopping the empire by banishing them to another dimension. Well, all except one and boy, would that come back to bite 'em in the ass!
"If they were organized, this wouldn't happen," Weiss said.
Wiz: Raised as one of their own, the last Cragmite betrayed his foster Lombaxes, raised an army of fish people, and, in some sense of cruel ironic justice, banished the entire Lombax race to their own dimension as well. And, just as ironically, missed one who would prove to be his greatest adversary.
"Huh. That is ironic," Blake remarked.
(*Cues: Ratchet & Clank - Kyzil Plateau*)
Ratchet:
Background:
Species: Lombax
Height: 4'10"
Weight: 97.5 lbs
Born: Around year 5339
Naturally gifted mechanic
Given the code name "Dead Meat" by Captain Quark
Has a vendetta against wooden crates (Ruby laughed)
Boomstick: This lone Lombax's name was Ratchet, and he spent most of his days stranded on a random planet, dicking around with mechanical stuff, and dreaming of one day exploring the galaxy. So, this alien...kitty cat...thing scrounged up all the scraps he can find, used his natural gift with machines, and built a space ship so incredible, it would finally take him off this boring planet once and for…
RWBY leaned forward, excited.
Ratchet's ship breaks down.
Boomstick and Ruby: Aww...
Wiz: Without an onboard robot ignition system, this hunk of junk would never fly.
Boomstick: And with Ratchet's luck, it's not like one was just gonna drop out of the sky or something.
"Yeah. Good luck with that, Ratchet," Weiss said.
Clank's ship crashes.
(*Cues: Ratchet and Clank - Clank in Space*)
Boomstick: Well, I'll be damned.
"Hmph. How convenient," Weiss said.
Wiz: This was the sentry bot serial number XJ-0461.
"That sounds a bit too hard to pronounce," Ruby said.
Boomstick: But that's hard to say in conversation, and he makes a clanky sound when he falls over, so...
Ratchet: Maybe I'll just call ya... Clank.
"There, much better," Ruby said.
Clank:
Background:
Real name: XJ-0461
Birthday: October 26, 5354
Height: 2'2"
Weight: 17 lbs
The son of an interdimensional being and a conveyor belt (Ruby found this curious)
Favorite number: 83,000,000,004.7
Wiz: Clank had just been assembled maybe half an hour earlier, and was already running for his life.
"Poor Clank. That's not fair at all," Blake said.
Boomstick: Yeah, see, he came from a robot killing machine making factory, but when the factory malfunctioned and made this little guy, it decided to scrap him for parts. So, naturally, he got the hell out of there, ended up with Ratchet, and together they became the greatest hero duo in the galaxy.
"Yay! Happy Endings do exist after all. Thank goodness," Ruby said.
(*Cues: Flight of the Jetpack - Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus*)
Wiz: While they started out as an unlikely pair, they've picked up all sorts of experience along the way. Ratchet has been trained as a commando and is proficient in martial arts, heavy weaponry, survival skills, stealth...,
Boomstick: Ballroom dancing and origami.
"Nice set of skills there," Yang said.
Wiz: And despite his diminutive size, Clank is an asset in combat as well, when paired with Ratchet, he can act as a personal helicopter or even a jetpack.
"Jetpacks? If the Atlas Army had jetpacks, they'd be more versatile," Weiss pointed out.
"Not to mention more useful as well," Yang added.
Boomstick: Also, turns out Clank wasn't a mistake after all.
RWBY was interested in this.
Wiz: He possesses the soul of a Zoni, energy-based creatures with the ability to manipulate time and be immune to time altering effects, and eventually, these powers manifested in Clank as well.
"Time manipulation? That sounds like a key to victory," Blake commented. RWY agreed that this is very important.
Boomstick: That's right, he's a robo time wizard.
Ratchet: Who did you say gave you this thing?
Clank: The Zoni! They are little invisible creatures, who travel through time!
Ratchet: Oh...right...
"Awww. He's so adorable. I wish we could keep him somehow, if he existed in our world," Ruby said.
(*Cues: Main Theme - Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus*)
Wiz: Both Ratchet and Clank are loaded with Nanotech, microscopic machines which instantly repair their bodies after any injury, though their number is limited.
"That kinds of feels like aura," Yang stated.
Weapons:
Vortex cannon
Miniturret glove
Mr. Zurkon drone
Liquid nitrogen gun (Weiss's favorite)
Shredder claws
Groovitron
Sheepinator (Ruby thinks this is cute)
Fusion grenade
RYNO V (Yang's favorite)
Boomstick: But Ratchet and Clank's true strength lies up their arsenal...heh heh.
Weiss facepalmed. "That was uncalled for, Boomstick. That's not even funny."
"Actually, Boomstick can be pretty funny sometimes. I like that joke," Yang laughed.
Boomstick: Ratchet's packing your usual Solana style weaponry, from his trusty OmniWrench to rocket launchers, but the real beauty lies in all his wacky weapons, like the Vortex Cannon, which sucks up tiny enemies, and blasts them back out like little flaming meteors. The Miniturret Glove can deploy dozens of auto-targeting machine guns, which can destroy tanks, and of course, there's also a disco ball, which forces foes to helplessly dance for them.
Ruby is liking Ratchet's arsenal a lot. "I wish Ratchet was here. I would ask for all of those weapons."
Wiz: Ratchet's gadgetry also includes energy shields, close range shredder claws, and a variety of drones to assist him in battle. He's even picked up a gun that turns enemies into tiny, adorable sheep.
"Is that the Sheepinator? I love it! We can replace all of the grimm with adorable sheep," Ruby squealed.
Boomstick: But hang on, we can't forget my all-time favorite, the RYNO V.
RWBY's ears perked up, especially Yang's
(*Cues: Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time - The 1812 Overture*)
Boomstick: Part minigun, part rocket launcher, this beauty unleashes a glorious river of death in whatever direction she's facing, all set to Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture".
"This is the best weapon ever. So much destruction," Yang said.
"I want that weapon!" Ruby drooled.
Wiz: I'm honestly surprised you know how to say his name.
Boomstick: Well yeah, the dude played my favorite musical instrument.
Wiz: What? The piano?
Boomstick: No no, cannons...
Wiz: Oh...
"Of course. Cannons. I'm not surprised," Weiss said.
"But cannons are awesome," Yang said.
(*Cues: Ratchet's Main Theme - Ratchet & Clank Movie*)
Feats:
Can HALO jump without a parachute
Won countless gladiator battles
Survived many crash landings, including one riding an asteroid (Yang: How fun!)
Held back a War Grok with only an Omniwrench
Dodged a laser blast at close quarters
Downed a gigantic alien which could destroy skyscrapers in one blow
Boomstick: Anyway, in their adventures, Ratchet and Clank have done some pretty impressive things, they were skilled enough to win numerous gladiator battles, strong enough to stop the blow of a War Grok with nothing but an OmniWrench, fast enough to dodge close range laser fire, tough enough to survive an explosive shipwreck, and even the vacuum of space.
"So many accomplishments. Impressive," Blake said.
"I know right?" Ruby added.
Wiz: However, their ability to survive deadly blows is entirely dependent on their supply of Nanotech, if they run out of microbots, the next blow is sure to be fatal. But Ratchet and Clank's greatest strength doesn't come from any outlandish weapon, or body rebuilding nanomachine, rather, it is their unbreakable bond of friendship and teamwork.
"Alright! Teamwork is where it's at!" Ruby cheered.
Boomstick: Oh God, that was so friggin' lame!
"No it's not, Boomstick!" Ruby cried out.
"Disrespectful dolt," Weiss said to Boomstick.
Clank: Robots are not so easily fooled.
Ratchet: Ah! What's that?
Clank: What?
Ratchet: Uh-huh...
RWBY thought this was a cute scene of Ratchet and Clank. "Awww," they all said together.
Ratchet and Clank are a great duo. Ruby and Weiss are reminded how teamwork is precious. Of course, Ruby and Yang liked the weapons too. There were so many of them. The more weapons there are, the happier ruby is happy to see people working as allies as well.
Jak & Daxter
(*Cues: Title Screen - Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy*)
Wiz: Long before the world bred life, it was filled with Eco. Left behind by godlike beings called the Precursors, Eco came in six different types, each possessing a different power. But what became of the Precursors? How did they harness the power of Eco? The answers, they say, lie in the destiny of the mischevious teenage boy named Jak.
RWBY was ready to learn about this new topic.
Jak:
Background:
Real name: Mar
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 185 lbs
Left-handed (Weiss is proud)
Spoke his first words at age 17 (RWBY: What?)
Can catch 200 lbs of fish out of one river in about 60 seconds
Boomstick: Jak was born into royalty as the son of King Dumbass.
Ruby and Yang laughed. Weiss facepalmed while Blake gazed blankly.
"That can't be his real name," Weiss groaned.
Wiz: Damas.
Boomstick: Dumbass, ruler of Haven City, but Jak lost his future as heir to the throne when some douche named Baron Praxis overthrew his dad, the former king was separated from his son and banished to the wastelands, leaving Jak to grow up a wandering orphan.
"That's just horrible," Blake said, mad that Jak became an orphan due to the actions of another.
Wiz: Until he was taken in and raised by Samos, the elder of Sandover Village. Here he met his best friend to be, Daxter.
"Ah. His ally," Ruby said.
Boomstick: Though, I don't know why he would ever want to be friends with a guy that NEVER shuts up.
Kind of like Yang, Weiss thought.
Daxter:
Background:
Height (Ottsel): 2'10"
Weight (Ottsel): 48 lbs
Once worked as an exterminator
Owns a bar called the Naughty Ottsel
A surprisingly good hacker
Thing he wants the most: a pair of comfy shorts (Ruby laughed at this)
Daxter: The sage yaps on about the Precursors that built this place all the time, "Where did they go? Why did they build this crap?"
(*Cues: Misty Island - Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy*)
Wiz: Before long, Jak and Daxter became inseparable and did just about all their teenage tomfoolery together, like stealing a speedboat to explore the forbidden Misty Island.
"Hey. You gotta respect the adventurous type, you know," Yang remarked.
Boomstick: Yeah, turns out it was forbidden for a pretty damn good reason.
Jak bumps into Daxter, who falls into a pool. He then comes out, but as an Ottsel. RWBY was surprised at Daxter's transformation.
Daxter: Man, that stung!
Boomstick: OH NO! He fell into the Weasel Pool!
"What? I thought he was a rat," Yang said.
Wiz: Well, technically he fell into a pool of Dark Eco which transformed him into an Ottsel, whatever the hell that's supposed to be.
"Must be some kind of made-up animal based on weasels then," Blake said.
Daxter screams. Jak covers his ears, and so does Weiss as she finds it irritating.
Boomstick: Daxter took it pretty well, all things considered.
Daxter: I'm fine, I'm fine.
Daxter grabs onto Jak and screams.
Yang laughs at this scene. "I like Daxter. He's really funny."
(*Cues: Hellcat To The Rescue - Jak & Daxter: The Lost Frontier*)
Boomstick: By the way, where's the Un-Weasel Pool?
Wiz: It's not so simple, in order to reverse Daxter's transformation, they would have the find the Sage of Dark Eco. To prepare them for this journey, Samos trained them to harness the power of Eco and, in turn, to become formidable warriors.
"Oooh. Eco. I want to know more about it," Ruby said.
Eco Powers
Green Eco
Heals wounds and creates shields
Blue Eco
Greatly increases speed and reflexes (Ruby's favorite)
Yellow Eco
Ability to throw energy projectiles
Red Eco
Doubles physical strength (Yang's favorite)
Dark Eco
Dark Giant, Dark Strike, Dark Blast, invincibility
Light Eco
Flash Freeze, gliding, health regeneration, shield
Boomstick: With Green Eco, Jak can restore lost health and create shields, with Yellow Eco, he can launch energy projectiles from his hands, Blue Eco doubles his speed and reflexes and Red Eco does the same for his strength, allowing to take down tough enemies with a single strike.
"This is kind of similar to dust," Weiss commented.
Wiz: But when their tinkering with ancient Precursor technology sent them tumbling into a dystopian future, it's a long story, Jak was captured and experimented on by Baron Praxis, who wanted to turn him into a super soldier.
"Praxis again? Jak must really hate him now," Blake said.
Boomstick: Too bad he didn't really know what he was doing, and poor Jak was stuck as his lab rat for two straight years until Daxter finally busted him out. Jak was so happy, he spoke his first words ever.
"Two years? That's horrible. At least he spoke his first words later on, which is odd," Ruby said.
Jak: I'm gonna kill Praxis!
RWBY was shocked by Jak's words, but they understood why.
(*Cues: Haven City Guard Pursuit - Jak 2*)
Boomstick: Aww. My first words were: 'BEER, NOW!'
Yang laughed out loud.
"Of course. That totally sounds like Boomstick," Weiss rolled her eyes.
Wiz: Unbeknownst to Praxis, while his experiments failed to turn Jak into Captain America, they did grant him the ability to consume Dark Eco and temporarily transform into the mighty Dark Jak.
RWBY was interested. They want to know what this form can do.
Boomstick: Dark Jak can use Dark Eco for a bunch of powerful projectiles, and he can even triple in size and strength. On top of that, Dark Jak is also COMPLETELY INVULNERABLE!
"That dark form looks really strong. I want to channel Dark Eco too," Yang remarked.
Daxter: That's right. We bad! You haven't forgotten what I taught you, Jak.
Wiz: If one super form wasn't enough,
(*Cues: War Factory - Jak 3*)
Wiz: Jak gained another when he came face to face with the Precursors themselves, and turns out, they're all ottsels like Daxter.
Jak, Daxter, and Veger as well as RWBY stare, surprised.
Jak: Oh my God…
"They're weasel creatures like Daxter too," Ruby commented.
Wiz: They gave him the ability to consume Light Eco, in order to counterbalance the darkness within.
"Seems about right. Balance is always good," Blake stated.
Boomstick: Never guess what they called it. Give up? It's Light Jak.
"Light Jak? Don't kid around. I thought it was Weasel Jak," Weiss replied sarcastically.
Wiz: In this form, Jak can glide through the air, create a forcefield, regenerate from wounds and even freeze time itself.
"Although I must admit, that light form of his is pretty majestic," Weiss said, admiring Light Jak a lot.
"I want some of that Light Eco too," Ruby said.
(*Cues: Jak X: Combat Racing - Track 8*)
Morph Gun
Red Mod
Scatter Gun, Wave Concussor, Plasmite RPG
Blue Mod
Vulcan Fury, Arc Wielder, Needle Lazer
Yellow Mod
Blaster, Beam Reflexor, Gyro Burster
Dark Mod
Peace Maker, Mass Inverter, Super Nova (Weiss is amazed by its versatility)
Boomstick: When there's not enough Dark or Light Eco on hand to run around blasting people with god-like energy, Jak wields one of the most versatile weapons ever created: the Morph Gun. Powered by different types of Eco, it can work like a shotgun, grenade launcher or minigun. It can fire ricocheting laser shots, homing needles, and even freaking lightning!
"That gun is useful. The Atlas army needs to step up their game," Weiss said.
"I could use a gun with many functions. My Crescent Rose is getting jealous," Ruby beamed.
Wiz: And when Jak sets the Morph Gun to Mass Inverter mode, it can blast a wave of Dark Eco so absurd, it alters the very laws of gravity on anybody within its reach.
"So cool!" Ruby said. "Please, more functions!"
Boomstick: Yeah, but if that fails, they can just blast them with the Supernova. It basically one-shots about anything.
Jak fires the Supernova, causing a gigantic explosion
"I'm sold. I want that Morph Gun," Yang said.
"You said it, sis!" Ruby laughed.
Daxter: This place has too much excitement. We need to move back to the country.
Wiz: Armed to the teeth with weapons and Eco, Jak and Daxter successfully dethroned Praxis and saved Haven City, thanks to several impressive feats along the way.
"At least Praxis is taken care of," Blake stated.
Feats
Won gladiator duels in a lava arena (Yang thought this was cool)
Took first place in the Kras City Grand Championship while poisoned
Obliterated a Precursor robot with a blast of light eco
In Dark form, can survive being buried under rubble
Blew up a planet-destroying machine by themselves
Boomstick: Like getting up no problem after getting crushed in a cave-in, or tearing through solid metal doors like wet paper. Daxter helps when he can, usually by steering missiles into people, but most of the heavy lifting is done by Jak.
"Jak does all the work? That doesn't sound like teamwork," Ruby replied.
Wiz: Like the one time he did this.
Jak absorbs enough Light Eco to one-shot Gol and Maia's giant robot.
"I like this Light Eco too," Weiss said.
(*Cues: A Captain's Sacrifice - Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier*)
Boomstick: Jak and Daxter are incredibly resourceful. They won a gladiator-style battle with nothing but an unmodified Morph Gun.
"I can win tournaments with my fists alone," Yang said.
Wiz: And their drive to win is so strong, they even took first in the Kras City Grand Championship while poisoned.
"That's determination, alright," Blake said.
Boomstick: Even giant terraforming robots trying to destroy the world fall to their teamwork. Provided they have enough Eco.
Wiz: They can only carry so much Eco at once, roughly under a minute worth in combat for each color type, and so, they rely on replenishing their power by pulling Eco through the environment. Also, Jak can be a bit reckless and doesn't always think things through.
"He should plan ahead then," Weiss advised.
"Eco has limits too. I'm disappointed," Ruby replied.
Boomstick: Even still, don't underestimate the duo of Jak and Daxter. It's the last thing a lot of bad guys ever did.
Daxter does karate while Jak stares on. Daxter falls back due to an explosion.
"Like I said, Daxter is really funny," Yang laughed.
Jak and Daxter are a great duo too. Ruby and Weiss liked everything about Eco. Weiss especially liked Light Eco. Blake admired their teamwork. Yang loved the destructive weapons.
"I like Ratchet and Clank more. Better teamwork, cool weapons, and a whole bunch of them too," Ruby casted her vote.
"Jak does have some powerful Eco on his arsenal though," Yang said as she laughed, recalling Boomstick's "arsenal" joke.
"Light Jak might come into play too. He can freeze time, which is an incredibly resourceful ability to have," Weiss shared her thoughts.
"I think Clank is immune to time manipulation effects," Blake added.
"Well. We'll have to wait and see," Weiss said.
Let the weasel guy live though, Yang thought.
Wiz: Alright. The combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
Death Battle
(*Cues: Edvard Grieg - Morning Mood*)
On Sandover Village, Ratchet and Clank's ship crashes into a bird and into a house.
"No! Poor birdie," Ruby cried out. WBY was sad about the bird's death too.
Ratchet: (Jumps out of his ship) Uhh... That's the last time I let Qwark fix the warp system.
"Who is Quark?" Weiss asked.
"Didn't he gave Ratchet the nickname 'Dead Meat?'" Blake responded.
"He did," Ruby reminded.
Clank: (Uses his heli-pack to land next to Ratchet) Actually, weren't YOU the one who overclocked the accelerator?
Green Eco surrounds Ratchet.
Ratchet: Huh. This is new.
Jak appears as he absorbs Green Eco.
(*Cues: Tekken 7 - Jungle Outpost*)
Jak: Hey! Do you have any idea what you've done!?
"Oh. That's his home village. And Ratchet broke into it," Ruby said.
Daxter jumps onto Jak's shoulder.
Daxter: (Sarcastic) Yeah, hey guys. Welcome to our home. Make yourself comfortable on the couch. If you can find what's left of it!
Ratchet: Bah, this isn't so bad.
Ratchet's ship explodes, destroying the house it crashed into.
"Ratchet, you're responsible for property damage. Do you know what this means to you?" Weiss said firmly.
"Cut it out, Weiss. You're not a lawyer," Ruby said.
Ratchet: (Whips out his OmniWrench) I can fix that!
Clank: I'm very sorry for your loss, Mr. Weasel.
Daxter: (Angered by Clank's comment) Weasel!?
"But you are Mr. Weasel," Yang teased.
Daxter: (Jumps off Jak's shoulder) Well, well, well. Looks like it's us who need to fix you!
"This is not going to end well," Blake said.
Ratchet's wrench extends as Clank jumps onto Ratchet's back.
FIGHT!
Daxter leaps back onto Jak's back as Jak runs up to Ratchet and kicks him.
Jak: Bring it!
Daxter leaps onto Ratchet's face and begins punching him.
Daxter: Take that! And that! And one more for your mama!
"Okay. Enough of these immature 'mom' jokes. They are getting annoying," Weiss complained.
Clank kicks Daxter off Ratchet. Jak fires at Ratchet with the Morph Gun. Ratchet fires back with the Dual Omniblasters.
"The guns are so cool," Ruby said, impressed. "I wish I could join the fight somehow."
Daxter: Get'em, Jak!
Jak jumps onto his JET-board and uses it to glide across the battlefield, firing his Morph Gun at Ratchet.
Daxter: Yeeee-ha ha!
Ratchet: What the-!? (Dodges Jak and Daxter's bullets, then whips out his Vortex Cannon) Get a load of this!
Ruby squealed. "Vortex Cannon!"
Daxter: Whoa! Hey! Whoa!
Daxter is pulled into the Vortex Cannon and fired back at Jak. Daxter is stunned and gets up, tail on fire.
"Look! Daxter is a Charmander!" Ruby giggled. WBY also laughed at Ruby's comment.
Daxter: AHHH! Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo! (Puts it out) Hey, Fuzzball, you're pissing me off! I've got 'em! (Runs towards Ratchet)
Ratchet takes out the Megarocket tube. Daxter is at the end of it.
Daxter: Um, mercy?
"Don't count on it," Blake said.
Ratchet: Um, no.
Ratchet fires Daxter away into the sky.
"Heh heh. Bye bye Daxter," Ruby said.
Ratchet: You're done for!
The rockets home in on Jak, but he uses Green Eco to block all of them with his shield. He then uses Blue Eco to charge toward and rush around Ratchet.
Clank: Watch out!
Jak: You can't keep up?
Jak punches Ratchet, which knocks Clank off his back. Jak uses the Mass Inverter to immobilize Ratchet, and knocks him up into the air.
Jak: Rest in pieces.
Jak fires the Super Nova rocket at Ratchet, which Ratchet blocks with his shield, but the explosion knocks him back further into the air.
Clank: Ratchet!
"Good teamwork is heavily required here," Weiss said.
Clank takes off into the air with his Jet Glider. Jak transforms the Morph Gun into the Vulcan Fury, and Clank morphs onto Ratchet's back and flies toward Jak while dodging Jak's shots.
"How is Jak not hitting them?" Yang asked.
"That form of gun is not suitable for long distant targets, Yang," Blake answered.
Ratchet: Can't you go any faster?
Clank: I wasn't designed for this!
Ratchet puts on his Megaturret Glove.
Ratchet: Let's try this!
"Hey! Sweet glove you got there, Ratchet," Yang said.
"I wish I had turrets too," Ruby signed.
Ratchet shoots turrets near Jak's location. They aim at Jak.
Jak: Any MORE weapons you want to throw at me?
Ratchet lands.
Ratchet: Like I need any more.
Jak takes massive damage from the turrets.
"Oh. That's going to hurt tomorrow," Ruby said.
Jak turns into Dark Jak. He leaps and lands, eliminating the turrets. Jak roars in anger.
"Oh oh. This is gonna be a problem for Ratchet," Ruby said worriedly.
Ratchet: Huh, well, ahem, maybe just one more. (Pulls out RYNO V)
"Oh yeah. RYNO V, Here we go," Yang said.
Ruby jumped in excitement. "Everyone calm down. The RYNO V is here!"
"Calm down, Ruby. I know you're a gun freak, but geez," Weiss complained.
Daxter shows up, riding a rocket.
"I thought the weasel creature was done for," Weiss crossed her arms.
Clank: (pointing) Ratchet, behind us!
Ratchet: Now what?
The rocket hits near Ratchet and Clank, and RYNO V is knocked out. It then bounces randomly.
Team RWBY was laughing at RYNO V bouncing around.
(*Cues: Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time - The 1812 Overture*)
Jak grows huge, and starts swinging at Ratchet.
Daxter: Get'em Jak!
Jak throws Ratchet towards a house. Later on, Clank kicks the RYNO V towards Jak. Jak reverts back to normal after a direct hit. Ratchet shows up to beat him with his wrench.
"Jak is sustaining a lot of damage. He needs to get out of this soon," Blake remarked.
Jak then channels his Light Eco to become Light Jak. Ratchet and Clank look at each other, nods, and Ratchet pulls out his Liquid Nitrogen Gun.
"Hey. I think that's the Liquid Nitrogen Gun," Ruby pointed out.
"A freezing gun? This catches my fancy," Weiss said.
Jak becomes Light Jak, as Ratchet pulls out the Liquid Nitrogen Gun. Jak freezes time, but Clank is not affected by this.
"Aaah. Clank's immunity to time control," Ruby pointed out.
Clank touches the Liquid Nitrogen Gun, freeing Ratchet from time manipulation. Ratchet then uses the Liquid Nitrogen Gun to freeze Jak and Daxter. Clank throws Ratchet's wrench in midair. Ratchet catches it and shatters Jak and Daxter's frozen forms. RYNO V is still bouncing around.
Ratchet: Aaand curtain. (Gives a thumbs up)
Clank: (Laughs)
KO!
Ratchet and Clank are seen sunbathing as a bird nibbles at Jak and Daxter's frozen remains.
Results
(*Cues: Ratchet's Main Theme - Ratchet & Clank Movie*)
Boomstick and Yang: Awww, not the weasel guy!
Wiz: Jak and Daxter were formidable fighters, especially when they had enough Eco on hand. But Ratchet and Clank's better teamwork, superior defenses, and overwhelming arsenal trumped them in the end.
"Yes! Taste the power of teamwork and guns!" Ruby said.
Boomstick: While they both had ways to patch themselves up, Ratchet's Nanotech was way more reliable and plentiful than Jak's Green Eco.
Wiz: And Ratchet's shields and incapacitative weaponry were more than enough to put a stop to Jak's more offensive Eco.
"Basically, Ratchet has more than what Jak has," Blake commented.
Boomstick: Haha, take that nature!
"Oh quit it Boomstick!" Weiss complained.
Wiz: While Jak and Daxter's Morph Gun was one of the more versatile weapons we've ever seen, it absolutely pales in comparison to the sheer size and power of Ratchet and Clank's arsenal.
"So, Ratchet just overpowered Jak? That's it?" Yang asked, still hurt over Daxter's demise.
Boomstick: Jak's best shot was his Dark form, but like everything Jak and Daxter had, it didn't take long to run out of juice, while Ratchet and Clank had more than enough gadgets and weaponry to keep up the fight.
Wiz: Plus Clank is an infinitely more capable sidekick than Daxter, especially his time manipulation and immunity powers.
"Called it. Clank's immunity to time control was a key factor to this fight," Blake said.
Ruby quickly added after Blake's comment. "And don't forget teamwork! Oh, and most importantly, guns! The Awesome RYNO V!"
Boomstick: It was Game Overture for Jak and Daxter.
Wiz: The winners are Ratchet and Clank
"I love this episode. It was so fun. Tag team battles are way better than fighting alone. Don't you agree, guys?" Ruby said.
"I know. It certainly made it unique," Weiss responded.
Ruby smiled. "I knew you'd agree, Weiss."
"Of course. But let's all go to sleep already. I'm tired," Weiss said.
Blake and Yang liked the episode too. It gave them memories of them using teamwork during their fights.
RWBY laid on their beds. Ruby smiled. She then dreamed of turning grimm into sheep with the Sheepinator. Weiss got turned into a sheep by accident in the dream. Ruby giggled at the silly image. She also dreamed of having Ratchet's full arsenal for herself. "Good night everyone."
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