Hey, thanks for the reviews, that was really fun to read. Here is another chapter of my parody, hope you like it as well:)
chapter two- Do not fear, help is on the way
Dean and Sam arrived at Pleasantview, Indiana the following day, and immediately found a nice and cheap motel for them to stay.
"Hi there, we need a room, please," said Dean to the guy behind the desk.
"No problem, there you go," said the guy, handing over a key, "one king size bed for you, have fun tonight-"
"Oh, someone thinks we're gay. That's new." said Dean, "look, man, we're brothers."
"Oh my god, that's just disgusting! With your own brother!" said the guy.
"What he means to say," interrupted Sam, "is that we want two beds, please."
"Oh… sorry, man. You just look the type. There you go."
"Oh, sure, he gets it when you say it…" complained Dean.
"Hey," said Sam to the guy, ignoring Dean, "can I ask you a question? Were there any strange deaths in this town lately that you can tell me about, even though I'm a complete stranger and have no logical reason to ask you this out of the blue?"
"Absolutely, a few girls were murdered at the local college, and no one knows who's done it. Apparently they were murdered in their beds, in their rooms, but the doors were locked from the inside, so it's really weird and mysterious."
"Thanks, you've been a big help," said Sam.
"Ok, so all we have to do is go to that local college, and find out what's going on," said Dean as they entered their room. "Let's just leave our things here, and… umm… wait a minute, we don't have any things. Did you ever notice that?"
"How we never seem to be carrying luggage, like clothes and stuff? Yeah, that's weird," agreed Sam.
"I mean, we do change clothes, but where do they come from? All we have in the trunk are weapons."
"I change clothes," said Sam, "you wear the same jacket every episode."
"Yeah, 'cause the ladies love that jacket, it makes me look hot and manly."
"Whatever. Look, let's get this done fast, before another girl at that college gets murdered," said Sam.
"Hey, how cool is the fact that this job is in a college? Lots of hot girls who need to be rescued? Sounds just like a job for me…"
"Dean, this is serious. What are you doing?"
"What? I'm making chauvinist comments about girls and sex, like my character is supposed to," said Dean.
"Oh, OK. So do you want to go and rescue these girls, or not?"
"Of course I do, let's find out who or what is doing that, and send them back to hell where they belong."
"Dean, you're being dramatic again."
"Damn, I have to stop doing that. Well, I guess all those years of dialogs and conversations with demons and spirits might do that to you."
"Yeah, I guess so. Now let's go kick some ass."