Saru: -looks at people- I'm doin it today. Saru and Storm no own Naruto!
OH YEA!! If you DON'T hate Sakura. Your not goin to like what's goin to happen to her. YOU. HAVE. BEEN. NOTICED.
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About ten minutes later, the Akatsuki arrived at Hokage Tower. Instead of walking, they had roof-hopped to avoid civilians. They stood on a small balcony outside of Tsunade's office window. Pein knocked on the window. A couple minutes later, a sober Tsunade answered by opening it. She moved to the side to allow the Akatsuki into the room.
When every Akatsuki member was in the room, they looked around at the rest of it's occupants. There was Hatake Kakashi; sensei to Team 7, Jiraiya; the Gama- sannin, Tsunade's apprentice and assistant; Shizune, the Rookie Nine and Gai's team with there senseis, Mitarashi Anko and Morino Ibiki; the Chuunin examiners, and the council members. The Konoha Nin stared at them, so the Akatsuki glared at them. Soon after the glare/stare fest was over Tsunade started talking.
"We are all gathered here today to discuss the addition of the Akatsuki to the village of Konohagakure no Sato. Are there any questions so far?" Tsunade asked. The majority of the rooms occupants raised there hands. Tsunade called on Kakashi first. "Since they are staying here, does that mean they will work for Konoha?" The lazy ninja asked, his usual laidback posture rather tense. Tsunade answered his question with a smirk. "The Akatsuki will report to myself and the Daimyo. They will be ninja of this village." Tsunade then answered Shizune's question. "What rank will they be?" "They will start off as Jounin for there skills. They will rise in the ranks AFTER and only AFTER we trust them." After those two questions 99 of the people put there hands down this made Tsunade a VERY happy woman.
Next was Anko, "Are any of them single? Especially, the hot ones like that one (points to Itachi), that one (points to Hidan), that one (points to Sasori), or that one (points to Deidara)." Tsunade smacked herself one the forehead. She really should have expected such a dumbass question like that from Anko. Unfortunately, she HAD to answer it. With a sigh, she proceeded to answer Anko's question. "How the hell am I supposed to know Anko?" She looks toward the Akatsuki. "How about this? Raise your hand if your single." Kakuzu, Zetsu, Tobi (Holy Shit! He's being quiet! -mumbles – and it's NOT
because I forgot him either.), Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, and Hidan all raised there hands. Anko squealed. "YESSSS!! All the hot ones are FREE." (Needless to say, I feel very sorry for them.)
Koharu, being the old bat she is, stood up and slammed her fist on Tsunade's desk. "We will not stand for this, Tsunade!" Tsunade stared at her with a bored expression. "And just why the hell not?" Koharu glared at her. "Who knows what these…these …heathens will do to our peaceful village!" Every, and I mean EVERY Akatsuki members eyes widened. Deidara screamed. "OH NO, UN! SHE CALLED HIDAN A HEATHEN, UN!" Tobi ran around in circles screaming "HEEEEELP MEEEE!!" repeatedly. Konan hid behind Pein who hid in his shadow…thingy. Kisame tried to hid behind Samehada. Kakuzu built a chakra-enhanced fort out of money and crawled inside. Sasori took out Hiruko and hid inside. Itachi simply walked to the other side of the room. Eventually, Tsunade got tired of being left out. "What the hell is wrong with you guys?" To everybody's amazement, Itachi answered (in monotone, of course). "Hidan is an incredibly religious person." He said simply fixing them all with a blank stare.
Tsunade opened her mouth to ask another question when suddenly a huge amount of killer intent erupted in the room. Every shinobi (except Sakura who was to stupid to recognize that there was killer intent in the room, let alone in the village) was thrown against the walls from the sheer force of it. They somehow managed to turn there heads and look in Hidan's general direction. He had…er, transformed and was wielding his scythe. He growled. "Do not fucking call me a fucking heathen. Jashin- sama shall have your blood, you gray-haired bitch." Everyone (except Sakura who does not possess the brain capacity to think or a brain for that matter) had one collective thought, 'Holy SHIT, We're SOOOO fucked."