Travis's Menacing Challenge (contains JoJo elements)

by Blinded No More

Roberto has had it up to here with Travis's preaching about teamwork and not hogging the ball, so he has prepared a menacing challenge for the star athlete... contains elements (and spoilers) of the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders, as well as some moderate violence. Based on a dream I had which explains why none of it makes much sense in the end.

2. Intermission

"Well, I guess you could say that hothead Roberto really gave everyone the cold shoulder just now! That's right, it's me, Howdy! I don't know where in tarnation the rest of them Ham-Hams are, but you know what that means! As long as ol' smarty-pants Dexter ain't here, you folks at home are in for the comedy performance of your lives! Now, did I ever tell you about the time Hamtaro and Oxnard got trapped in the hot spring geysers in the early days of the Ham-Ham Clubhouse? I looked at 'em and told 'em… you geyser full o' steam! Ahahahaha!

[Several bad puns later…]

Well, you've probably busted a gut by now, so let's get back to th' story!"