Everyone got up and walked towards Medic, who dragged them all to one corner.
"Well that just happened" said Scout. "Are they dead?" He asked.
"Nope, I only used tranquilliser darts". Said Medic, looking at the ponies, then started to laugh, evilly. "But they sure do look like good test subjects!" He cackled, pulling out a scalpel. Engineer slapped it out of his hands.
"Doc, are you crazy?" Asked Engineer. "All we gotta do is find a way back home, besides I think Pyro would kill you if he sees you killed a god damn Unicorn for it's heart! Speaking of which...where is Pyro?". They all heard mumbling above and saw Pyro rummaging through a chest and put on a Tiara he found. "Well it's good to see Pyro acting back to normal".
The tiara Pyro found had a purple star on it.
"Well, then how DO we get home?" Asked Spy, looking out the window. "Looks like we're in a whole town of these talking horses". Everyone looked outside, seeing houses and streets filled with these 'talking horse's'. "It's almost as if we're in another world or another universe!" Said Spy.
"Alright...I say we just...kill 'em all and begone from this place" said Medic.
"No, doc. We just...I dunno...ask them..." Said Engineer. "So everyone out your weapons away, especially you Py-" Engineer began looking around. "Where's Pyro?!" He asked, frantically looking everywhere.
"...*ahem*" coughed Spy, pointing out a window. Engineer looked and saw Pyro walking down the street, with his flamethrower out.
"Aw, heck we gotta get him back in!" Shouted Engineer as he ran outside. The rest of RED rolled their eyes and chased after Pyro as well. Scout closed the door to make sure that the ponies inside won't escape.
Everyone, or everypony stared at the strange creature with a mask walking down the street. Engineer gave chase towards Pyro after seeing him aim his flamethrower at a building.
"PYRO, PYRO PYRO!" Shouted Engineer, as he skidded to a halt.
"Wud?" Asked Pyro.
"Look, I don't know what you're currently seeing...but DO NOT BURN THAT HOUSE!" He shouted. Pyro looked at the building and back to RED team.
"Okey" mumbled Pyro. Instead of going towards his friends, he decided to stumble towards a crowd of ponies, once again aiming his flamethrower at them. Soldier charged towards Pyro and restrained him to the floor, the ponies backing away. Soldier glared at them.
"WHAT ARE YOU MAGGOTS LOOKING AT!" Soldier screamed. Everypony ran away, into their homes.
"Nicely done, idiot" said Demoman. "Now, we should go before a mob hunts us down or somet like that"
Meanwhile
Sombra overlooked Ponyville.
"Now then, time to murder Twilight Sparkle and this town with her" he said. One of Sombra's soldiers appeared next to him.
"Your highness, everypony is distracted by these...nine unidentified creatures who have arrived in Ponyville" he said.
"I'm intrigued, what are they?" Said Sombra.
"We don't know, but we suspect it came from the Everfree forest. Also everypony has hid in their homes and nopony has seen Twilight Sparkle and the rest of them leave her home" said the Soldier. Sombra grinned.
"Excellent, it's time to move in for the kill" he laughed, as a green aura surrounded him, as he teleported away.
Meanwhile
All of RED team dragged Pyro through the now deserted streets of Ponyville.
"Right, Pyro once we get out of here...WE are gonna have a chat on which balloonicorns to burn and which you don't!" Exclaimed Engineer. Pyro sighed.
"Um sury" he said.
"Wait..." Said Spy. They arrived back at where they were originally transporterd to, where the unconscious ponies were. He pointed at the door.
"Wait, I thought we closed that thing!" Shouted Scout, pulling out his Force-a-nature. Spy pulled out his butterfly knife and crept inside. Inside, there was a black pony, who had red eyes and a red horn. He was wearing a silver helmet and there was a purple aura glowing from his eyes. The ponies, who were now awake were all trapped in the corner.
"Tell me, Twilight Sparkle" he said. "Where is your element of harmony? You know that gold tiara with a star on it?" He asked. Spy looked at Pyro and back to Sombra. Twilight noticed Spy walk in but carried on talking to Sombra.
"Why should I give it to you? You're are going to kill us anyway!" She said. Sombra growled and punched Fluttershy in the nose, making it bleed. She then began to cry.
"YOU BASTARD!" Shouted Rainbow Dash, scraping her hoof on the floor. Sombra's horn began glowing.
"Ah ah ah, Rainbow Dash. One move and you'll end up like your friend!" He said. Spy raised his knife in the air and plunged it into Sombra's back, who roared in agony. He looked behind him, pulling the knife out.
"What the? How are you not dead?" Asked Spy.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, CREATURE!" Sombra screamed, lunging towards Spy. Scout ran up and hit Sombra, even though it didn't do any damage to him. Sombra noticed Twilight's Element of Harmony on Pyro's head. "GIVE IT TO ME!" Shouted Sombra.
"Nu" said Pyro. Sombra kicked Pyro into Engineer, the Element of Harmony flying in the air. Sombra grabbed it in the air.
"Got it!" Sombra shouted. Sniper stepped in, holding a jar with a yellow substance in it.
"INCOMING!" He shouted, throwing it. The jar broke and Sombra was of course covered in piss. Sombra glared at Sniper.
"I'll be back..." He growled, as he disappeared. They all catches their breaths.
"Ya'll alright?" Asked Engineer. The six ponies got out of the corner.
"Yes, we're fine. Thank you for saving us!" Exclaimed Twilight. Medic saw Fluttershy's bleeding nose.
"Here, let me help with that!" He said, pulling his Medi-Gun off his back and used it in Fluttershy, healing her.
"T-thanks mister" she said, shyly.
"Well, don't thank me yet. You still need to check for any excess limbs first and any DNA mutations, if they don't happen then you're fine!" Said Medic. Medic saw Rarity who was staring at Medic. "Can I help you?" He asked.
"Well, I don't think fighters heal people do they?" She asked. Spy stepped in.
"Hold that thought, mademoiselle. If you let this man operate on you, he may liquify your skeleton" said Spy.
"Oh...well in that case, you are a pretty good warrior then!" Said Rarity, stepping away from Medic.
"Alright, hold on mates. Who the bloody hell was that before?" Asked Sniper.
"That would be King Sombra..." Said Twilight. "He was the reason why I summoned you guys, as a chance of evening the odds against him"
"Yeah...you tried to command me before" said Heavy.
"Yeah I remember, you commanded us to kill Sombra!" Said Scout.
"Yeah I did before you all fainted. So will you all do it?" Twilight asked. The RED team members gathered around into a circle.
"Should we?" Whispered Scout. "We were forced here after all..."
"I think we should. It can't be THAT hard to kill a evil pony right?" Said Engineer
"Du wee git pad?" Asked Pyro.
"Yeah, I agree with Pyro. We're mercenaries! So we get paid for doing their war work" said Sniper.
"So all in favour of doing mercenary work for them?" Asked Spy.
"Aye" they all said, exiting their group circle
"Alright, we're helping you" said Sniper.
"Wonderful!" Exclaimed Twilight. "I'll tell-"
"At a price of course! Let's see...how about $18,000,000. Which is $2,000,000 each, is that fine guys?" Asked Sniper. They all nodded at Sniper.
"Wait a minute! Why the hell are you charging us to help save lives?" Asked Applejack.
"Hmm, I'm not sure how this summoning spell works but erm...WE'RE FREAKIN' MERCENARIES!" Shouted Scout.
"Erm...I'm sure we can figure something out!" Said Twilight, trying to stay positive even though she has no idea what a 'dollar' is. "First I'll contact the Princess, Spike write another letter". As she was telling Spike what to do Sniper turned to Engineer.
"Hey, d'ya think you could make a piss tracker?" Asked Sniper
"Erm...sure, why?" Asked Engineer. Sniper started laughing.
"Got'cha, wanker" he mumbled to himself.
Meanwhile
Sombra and his soldiers were in a cave.
"Damn that creature!" He shouted, trying to wash off the piss which was currently dripping off him.
"Your highness, we've destroyed the elements" said one of his Soldiers.
"Good" said Sombra. "Now, although I doubt this will happen, I want a squad hiding by the entrance to this cave. There is a chance that the ponies will come in here, looking for the elements. If they do, I want you to either ambush them and kill them or use that Boulder to block the entrance. While you do that, I'll be burning Ponyville down to the ground..."