There was a long and quiet pool filled with oranges. Ella lay limply on top of them wearing the skimpy bathing suit Angel had bought her for her and the Walmart Store Manager's six month anniversary.
"Hey baby," the Walmart Store Manager smiled walking out of some random corner only wearing a Speedo, "can I have a chain?"
"SURPRISE!" the rest of the group popped out of the lemons.
"Gosh you're ruining the orange party!" Nudge yelled and slapped the entire group in one slap. Suddenly Taylor Lautner flew in with Robert Patguy the ugly one.
"Quit making me make out with you!" Robert shouted wrapping his arms around Fang.
"Hey hey!" Iggy shouted trying to pry him off of Fang, "he is mine!"
"Wasn't he yours?" Jackson blah asked pointing to Max.
Max gasped, "What kind of a girl do you take me for?"
"Uhhh…" Jackson blah did a what now.
"I have to go" Nudge said suddenly.
"You are sooo immature!" Robert Patguy the ugly one yelled.
"Uhh…okay then…bye." Nudge said hopping out of the pool of oranges.
"Hey Ella can you help me with this?" the Walmart Store Manager asked while pointing to his bright blue Speedo. (Inside joke, it's not what you think)
"no, first we have to-"
"I'm back!" Nudge said. She got back in the pool of oranges but she had brought someone with her. Everyone was all "who's that?" Angel gasped and ran into the lemons.
"Where did she go?" Robert Patguy asked.
"Ella how could you!" Max yelled. Everyone turned to look at Ella.
"Um, wasn't she wearing a skimpy thing like 10 seconds ago?" Fang asked. Now she was wearing a fluffy dress.
"Well…" the Walmart Store Manager started.
"Not that! Look!" Max pointed. Everyone gasped and stared at Ella.
"Ella how could you?!" Nudge slapped the lime out of Ella's hand.
"I haven't said, like, anything!" Taylor complained.
"Sorry…"Max apologized. Jackson Ratchabonnett gasped.
"Ella's stripping!" Iggy pointed out. "Who has my camera?"
"Here," Gazzy said holding out a broken camera, "I found it in my pants."
"What?!" Fang shouted.
"I found-"
"I know what you said, skank! My god Iggy after all we've been through!"
"Guys I found-"
"how could you cheat on me like that?!" Fang cried.
"I don't feel like being suspicious no mo…" Angel said popping out of the lemons.
"Hey guys, I found-" Gazzy started.
"DON'T LABEL ME!" Angel shouted and ran off again.
"Yo, yo, yo, that was tight dawg!" Randy Jackson said. Everyone threw pies at him.
"Wait so what's up with Angel?" Jackson blah asked all concerned and stuff.
"I don't know. I have to figure out how to work this camera before Ella stops stripping…" Iggy said.
"I found that in my pants." Gazzy said.
"Cool!" Iggy shouted.
"Hey" Lady Gaga the drag queen showed up.
"I used all my pies on Randy Jackson!" Nudge complained.
"Here use this," Gazzy handed he a cupcake, "I found it-"
"in your pants, we know." everyone shouted.
"No in my shoe, why do you hate me?!" Gazzy cried and followed Angel into the kitchen. Nudge threw the cupcake at Lady GaGa and she disappeared…
"I'm not doing this." Jackson Ratchabonnett whispered pointing to the store manager.
"Damn!" the Walmart Store Manager shouted. He was in the middle of redressing Ella. "You caught me." the entire group stood their motionless.
"Mmmm," Gazzy mm-ed. He walked over to Max and wrapped his arms around Max.
"Eww!" Max screeched.
"What? I'm hot and not getting any action!" Gazzy (as with Angel, let's pretend Gazzy isn't 8) exclaimed clearly hurt.
"So?" Max said. She walked over to Taylor Lautner.
"Hey" Taylor smiled.
"Hi" Max grinned.
"Can we get this over with?" Fang asked.
"I'm bbbbaaaaccccckkkkkk" Angel shouted.
"Yeah, whatever. We're in the middle of a crisis here!" Gazzy exclaimed.
"What crisis?" Jackson asked.
"My god, why is everyone out to get me?!" Gazzy asked. He ran into the pool of lemons while crying.
"Wait so are we like together?" Taylor asked Max.
"Well I guess as long as it's okay with Ella…" everyone turned to look at Ella. "Well than it's official!" Max shouted. Suddenly Angel stumbled in mumbling something about a circle.
"Seriously, what's the deal with you?" Jackson Blah asked.
"Yeah," Nudge's date said.
"Aahhhh" Angel yelled then ran back into the lemons where Gazzy greeted her.
"Stoopid camera! Gazzy put this back in your pants I don't want it anymore!" Iggy yelled. He threw the camera but hit Fang's head instead.
"Watch is Iggy, I mean seriously after all we've been through." Fang dramatized.
"Hey guess what?" Angel said. She took the chalk and drew a circle around Taylor.
"Hey what do you think we are? A couple?" Taylor yelled.
"No" Angel said.
"Oh, well, good then" Taylor said and sat down in the circle.
"I know who he is!" Max yelled.
"Yeah that's Taylor whatever his name is" Fang said.
"No that's Angel's date without a name!" Max said pointing at the guy Nudge was making out with.
"Like duh," Nudge said.
"Yeah, I met her at the pancake fitting none of you guys showed up to." nameless dude said. Angel fainted.
"Is she dead?" Gazzy asked.
"I don't know; just throw her into the oranges with Ella." Max said.
"Hey, I wanted to go to the pancake fitting but none of you guys were ready!" Fang yelled.
"Uh-huh, suuuurrreeee" Taylor said all sarcastic like. "Let's go Max" he started to stand up.
"Ummmm…no…"
"Fine if that's how you want it!" Taylor said sitting back in his circle.
"Don't you back sass me!" Max yelled.
"Well fine if that's-"
"Soooo" Angel butted in.
"Oh hey," Jackson Ratchabonnett said.
"Hi."
"Don't you back sass me!" Max yelled.
"Oh no you di-dant!" Taylor said.
"You wanna go?"
"No." Taylor said.
"Well, let's go make out then." Max said.
"But I'm not ready." Taylor screeched.
"See." Gazzy said walking over to Max sassily, "you could have all this without the sass."
"Excuse me?!" Fang shouted.
"What was that?" Iggy shouted. He walked over to Fang sassily.
"You know Fang," Iggy said all sexy like, "you would look way better in just underwear."
"Yeah, or maybe no clothes at all" Fang smiled. The two boys ran into the shed, stripping the entire way.
"Well that was-" Max began.
"Disturbing!" Taylor admitted. The rest of the group nodded in agreement. He got out of the circle and pulled Max in for a kiss.
"Why do I always kiss someone last?!" Angel asked.
"That's tight, that's tight." Randy Jackson shouted. They all threw Nudge at him. Suddenly the big black hole in Gazzy's pants exploded and they all got sucked in. The group (including the shed Iggy and Fang were in) landed in the middle of Minnesota.
"Well this is lame." Robert Patguy the ugly one said. Jackson blah/Ratchabonnett grabbed Angel and they began making out. Taylor grabbed Max and they began making out. Ella and the store manager were already making out. Robert Patguy grabbed Gazzy who pushed him off and ran to the hills. There was a giant make out fest in the middle of Minnesota.
TEH END.