Thank you all for reading, favoriting, and reviewing this story!

Here are my replies to my awesome reviewers:

To ScheerLovesYou- lol thanks!

To LizzieGirly223- thanks! haha

To PurpleJerk- LOL thanks! Yeah sudden Cibby stories that come out of nowhere always make me go...what?

To MusicManiac12323- Thanks! glad you liked it! I just see a lot of Seddie/Cibby fics and as a reader, one of my pet peeves is seeing ships I like happening without any development and seeing ships that make no sense happen without development, so this was my parody for that :D

I'm glad you guys enjoyed it! I had lots of fun writing it. Originally I only planned to do one chapter, but I just had to do a parody of this too.

THE LOVE TRIANGLE.

Self explanatory. Seddie/Creddie mess. Basic gist is Sam and Freddie start going out, and Carly gets jealous and starts acting like a (whoa...keeping this story rated K+ here) jerk!

Oh, and disclaimer: I now own iCarly. Thus I'm still writing stories on fanfiction. What? NO! I don't!

3rd person POV

So it's a typical day in Seattle, except, a big drama is about to unfold! GASP!

Sam and Freddie are in ...guess where...the Shay's apartment! Cuz they never have any place better to go! And Spencer, of course, is no where to be seen! And Carly is apparently upstairs doing something, leaving her BFFs alone! :O

After thinking for about 2.3 seconds, Freddie has finally worked up his courage to tell his dear bully Sam the following.

"Sam," Freddie says, "I LUV YOU HONEY! Are you from Nashville? Cuz you're the only ten I see!" (A/N: YES! It's a reference to 'Best Player,' in which Jennette McCurdy and Jerry Trainor starred.)

Sam, completely unfazed by Freddie's lame pick-up line starts babbling back, "OMG I LUV YOU TOO BABY!"

They start making out. Duhhh.

Sam 'retreats' and (A/N: the author's winning attempt to address Freddie's crush on Carly) asks Freddie, "But I thought you loved Carly!"

"Carly? Of course not. I fell for you. Got over her long ago for you deariee," he says, and she becomes smitten and content with his extremely convincing and in character response.

They begin making out once again. Yayyyy.

Meanwhile, the point of view switches to Carly's POV (A/N: of course!)

Lalalaaaaaa... Got my jacket. Going down the stairs... Hmm wonder what Sam and Freddie are doing? I turn the corner to see...WHAT?

I scream like a girl...wait, I am one. OMG. SOMEONE BETTER HAVE AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS!

Freddie and Sam are frightened by my screaming.

"WHAT THE FLADOODLES ARE YOU TWO DOING?" I demand.

"We were kissing," Freddie replies lamely.

"OMG He is such a good kisser!" Sam exclaims excitedly, apparently oblivious to her best friend's tone of voice. I have no choice but to get madder and angrily shake my fist at them.

"You two? When?"

"Well...we didn't know how to tell you before, but WE LUV EACH OTHER NOW!" Sam says.

Uncontrollably, my heart swells up in anger and jealousy... After seeing my best friend kiss him, I suddenly realize how hot and handsome Freddie is. I absolutely must have him now after rejecting him 931283403 times and watching him get together happily with my best friend Sam. I have no explanation for my jealousy...well, I guess it's necessary in order to increase the extremely well thought up drama this story needs to contain!

"Freddie, can I talk to you alone?" I ask.

"Sure!" he answers.

"What the flapjack were you doing? (A/N: Yes, I am using many hilarious words to keep this story rated K+, cuz unlike the stories I'm parodying which usually contain lots of cuss words to emphasize the amazing unfolding drama, this will remain 'innocent' :P) I thought you loved me!" I say, irately.

"Carly, omgg, I got tired of waiting. So I decided to move on. Who better to move on to than your best friend who always insults me?"

"But why Sam? Why do you like her instead of me now?"

"Well, Sam has a hotter body than you do. I obviously am the type of guy to like girls for that; don't you know?"

I become the world's biggest buttface because that's totally what I do. I'm extremely nice to my friends usually, but once they're happy, Carly Shay plots to destroy that happiness! Yes, that's totally in character of me. I desperately try to get Freddie back, so I attack his face, kissing in a let's just say, not rated K+ way.

Freddie's POV (A/N: it's necessary to switch to Freddie's POV now cuz we need to know what Freddie thinks of his best friend kissing him after he gets together with his other best friend...wow that was a mouthfull)

OMG Carly Shay just kissed me. What do I do?

"Carly..."

"I kiss way better than Sam could!" Carly says, suddenly turning into Epic Evil Antagonist of the story.

"But I love Sam!" I say. Carly leans in to kiss me again. "NO, NO, NO!" I scream hopelessly, as Carly shuts me up with another kiss.

We hear Sam's voice. "Freddie, are you okay?"

I desperately try to get away from Carly just as Sam walks in. More climactic moments for this amazing plot! :O

"WHAT?" Sam asks in a hurt voice. "I am hurt! Freddie, why were you kissing Carly?"

"NO! I can explain-" I try to say before Sam cuts me off again.

"I knew you still loved Carly!" she says.

Before I can say anything, cuz obviously I can't speak or cut into this argument at all, Carly says, "Yes, that's right. Freddie loves me," with an evil grin.

"NOOOOOOO!" Sam says, drowning in her tears. "I can't take this!" she says, running away.

Her tears cut into me like sharpened pencils...or y'know, some other sharp object for the author to use as a metaphor. I must prove my love and let Seddie prevail!

I run after Sam.

"SAM! Carly kissed me! I don't love her; I love you!" I say.

"Really?" she says, wiping away her tears.

"Really," I kiss her.

"I love you more than I love bacon, Freddie," she says, quickly forgiving me. (A/N: lucky him!)

"I know." We make out.

3rd person POV

And so Sam and Freddie live happily ever after, leaving a depressed Carly to cry. But guess what?

Gibby opens the door.

"Carly? What's the matter?" he asks in an extremely thoughtful manner.

"Can't you see? Sam and Freddie are making out, and I'm depressed and angry cuz my best friends are happy!" Carly wails.

"Why? You deserve better than this Carly!" Gibby says.

He leans in to kiss her.

Suddenly, all things are well. Carly and Gibby are happily making out.

Spencer comes downstairs.

"OH MY GOSH! Gibby! What are you doing to my sister? And what about your girlfriend Tasha? Oh, hey look, a butterfly!" Spencer says in his stereotypically spazzy way. (A/N: Yes, Spencer, a butterfly in your apartment.)

All is well because Seddie & Cibby are meant to be. And they were meant to get together in precisely this way.

The end.

I originally planned to end it after Sam and Freddie make out, leaving Carly to cry, but I just had to parody Cibby again.

Lots of Seddie/Creddie love triangle stories end up portraying Freddie and Carly as jerks, so I just had to do this parody. Hope you understand that I'm not saying all love triangle stories are dumb. I'm simply exaggerrating SOME aspects of SOME stories. :D

Hope you enjoyed that! Please review! Thanks for reading :)