June 29, 1991
Father had some people over in black robes again. I tried to listen to what they were saying but he got mad at me. He took away one of my hair gel tubs. What a jerk face.
June 30, 1991
I have devised a way to get hair gel tub back. When father meets with other guys in black tomorrow, I'll go get it. I bet he hid it under mother and his bed.
July 1, 1991
Have not attempted plot yet and therefore have not retrieved hair gel. Codswallop.
July 2, 1991
Attempted plot. Failed. Mother got mad at me and mad me hug Dobby. I smell like house elf now. Gross.
July 14, 1991
HAIR GEL TUB IS BACK!!! BWAHAHAHA! Oh no, must maintain composure. That was very un-Malfoyish of me.
Ahem, correction: I have successfully procured my hair gel.
July 17, 1991
Father found out today that I stole the hair gel back. I got punished for not being sneaky enough. He said that he shouldn't have been able to find out about it for at least a week.
Punishment: Cursed with a tanning spell for three days.
July 18, 1991
I MISS MY PALE SKIN!! THE TANNESS CLASHES WITH MY HAIR!!!
July 20, 1991
I am back to normal now. I really don't like tan skin on me. It makes me less dashing.
Those black robed people are back again. I don't know if I like them or not. Father told me if I didn't behave, I wouldn't get any hair gel for Hogwarts.
July 24, 1991
Got my Hogwarts letter today. Father told me if I didn't get into Slytherin, I'd get the worse punishment ever.
He said he'd shave my hair off.
It's a really good thing that I'm very Slytheriny. That's what mother always tells me.
July 31, 1991
Went to Diagon Alley today with father. I met some kid with ugly hair and tried to be friends. My hair is much better. Stupid bint refused me. How dare he refuse the Malfoy name! Vengeance will be mine. Rawr!
The new robes fit quite nicely on me.