Prompt #2 - Nonsense.
Episode: Flash and Substance
"Flash Appreciation Day, my –" The Batwave suddenly interrupted, signaling a warning at Gotham Cryogenics. Sudden plummeting sensor temperature. Victor Fries. Lovely. Just what he needed after those Central City amateurs (the only town more sickeningly sunny than Clark's beloved Metropolis).
Mirror Master. Wouldn't last three seconds with his city's psychopaths.
Gotham was a city of darkness. Dark moods, dark history, dark people. The sun shone out of necessity, not cheerfulness. And he liked it. The Batman was an extension of that darkness, not some scarlet-colored hero to be adored by a complacent populace. Gotham would never have dreamed of holding a Batman Appreciation Day. Or creating a Batman Museum.
Is that why you keep your own museum in that cave of yours, Batman?
"Get out of my head, J'onn!"
The Martian Manhunter still had not been able to find how Batman could send a scowl through a telepathic link.