PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jiraiya gets a date! woo hoo!

BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP. The Alarm went off at the crack of dawn. Jiraiyas tired eyes woke up to the grinning face of his fox-like bed buddy. A shriek escaped Jiraiya's lips that could be heard all over Konoha.

"Hehe, you scream like a girl," Naru-kun giggled.

"You little punk! What are you doing here?"

"You look tense, Jiraiya. Didn't you bang that hot chick last night?"

"That's none of your business. Now why are you in my bed?"

"Does it rile you up?" Naruto laughed. "I know what will make you happy." At that point, Naruto was replaced by a gorgeous, naked, blonde chick. Jiraiya just looked away, annoyed. "What's the matter?" Naruko sweetly asked, "You normall like my Sexy Jutsu." Jiraiya just defiantly replied, "I don't want to see you like that." Naruto obeyed, and changed back to normal, not without a few more smart ass remarks, of course.

"I know what this is about," he joked. "WHICHHHH, she's got you whipped."

"SHUT IT!"

"Ok, ok...but wait...I hear something," Naru said cupping his ear in the direction of Jiraiya's pants. "It's your testicles, they're calling for help. They're trapped in hot chick's trophy case!" SMACK, Jiraiya's hand hit the back of Naruto's head. "Don't you talk like that, you don't know shit! Do you want to be trained or not?" "Yes Sensei, I'm sorry," he pouted.

"Good, now lets go, I've got stuff to do tonight." So many witty comebacks come into Naruto's head, but he just kept quite.

Last practice before the Chuunin exams and Naruto ends up in the hospital (A/N: you know the episode, and if not, sry for spoiling it). A very happy sage was seen skipping and dancing all the way back to his house. "I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" he cried out. At only 6:00, Jiraiya still had an hour to get ready. With a quick shower and a change of clothes, he was out the door and on his way.

A knock on the door, the patter of running feet, and the door opened to reveal the beautiful vixen. Hmmm, nothing special, Jiraiya thought as he examined her outfit, but what can I expect on a first date."So...are we gonna head out?" Seiteki asked with an innocent smile. With a wink, he replied, "Sure thing, babe," and off they went.

The Movies!!!! O the wonderful things Jiraiya can do when the lights go down! 20 minutes into the movie and he's already falling asleep. What's up with this movie, it's like a chick-flick or something, I don't get any of it! Grrr, and its too early in the movie for me to start making my moves. I don't think I can last another ten minutes without a little distraction. A yawn, but one not escaping Jiraiya's lips. It came from the maiden sitting next to him. And with that sound of exhaustion and boredom, Seiteki was resting on his chest.

YES YES YES YES YES!!! Jiraiya almost found himself screaming out. But with that rush of excitement, he also found himself disappointed. I would be making a total ass out of myself if i tried to hit on her when she's almost asleep. He rolled his eyes. He'd have to keep sitting there until the movie ended. With in a couple of minutes, however, the words "do you want to get out of here," were spoken.

"So, you're a Sand Village Shinobi, what's that like?" Jiraiya inquired.

"Yeah, I have alot of missions though, especially now that I'm at Jounin ranking." she replied.

"Woh, you're a Jounin. But I never saw you at any of the exams."

"Well, I probably took the exams a few years after you (like 10-20ish, maybe)." Seiteki giggled.

"Oh, that's cold."

"Tee hee, sorry."

She blushed at her little slip up. She's soooo cute, Jiraiya kept thinking, wait, since when have I used the term cute? "So, what' brings you to Konoha?"

"I needed a change," she sighed. "I didn't like how things were going for Shinobis in Suna, so I'm being transferred."

"You mean you'll be here from now on?"

"Yeah, I guess so."

Jiraiya almost couldn't contain his excitement. YES! If I actually get in her pants, I can do it with her at anytime. Who needs that long-term crap when they can have this sexy, young thing whenever they want?! Seiteki looked a little confused by his actions, but finally she broke the silence. "So, what's your significance here in Konoha?"

"My significance? Oh, I know what this is. Just because I'm a novelist doesn't mean I'm not also an excelent ninja."

"I didn't mean it like that."

"Well, if you must know, I'm one of the Densetsu no Sannin (Legendary Three Ninja)."

Seiteki's eyes widened. Jiraiya saw a look in her eyes that has never been present before. Her voice shook as she uttered "You are a Densetsu no Sannin?" He was left baffled by her reaction to this. With some strain...a lot of strain...he squeaked out "yes." The next thing he knew, she was on top of him, her lips pressed against his. From his shock, he almost pulled back...almost. But with that seconds hesitation, he found himself pulling in deeper.

She's attracted to power. The screaming of this in his head was only blocked out by the sound of moaning from Seieki. He had gotten her back to his house, but they were still fully clothed. Rolling on the bed, tongues down each other's throats, hands moving over ever curve of the body; Jiraiya could feel himself getting harder.

He was as big as he could get, and having it rub up against Seiteki's inner thigh wasn't helping any. She squeaked and pulled away. "I just remebered, I have to get up really early tomorrow. I should get going." Jiraiya frowned at this. "We were just getting started," he whined. "Well you can finish the job yourself, if you must." And with that final remark, she left.

Jiraiya looked down at the buldge in his pants and wimpered. "She's such a tease."

Poor Jiraiya, left to do it on his own TT. o well, maybe he'll get lucky in chapter 3...maybe.