A/N: Okay, so I was overwhelmed with the response and support that Chapter 1 received, so I decided to post Chapter 2 tonight. I promise that E will not be a complete asshole man whore for the entire story; because I noticed some of you lovely reviewers were concerned about that.

I also hated the fact that B &E had biology together… I hate science. So, to make things more fun, let's toss them in Health (aka Sex Ed) and see what hilarious trouble we can get into. I even named their teacher after a porn star, I'm that obtuse.

I have links to their clothing on my profile page, and this will continue as the story goes along, so go check them out.

I don't own twilight, I do own a lot of country music CD's.

BPOV

The first week of school went nothing like I had imagined. Ok, that's a flat out lie. I knew the boys would flock to us like hummingbirds to sugar water, but I didn't know how difficult it was going to be to talk to Edward. I sat next to the guy for four straight days in health class and he never once looked at me in the eye. Every day I would wander in and take my seat and he would be the last person to join us, looking around the room awkwardly while he sat down and pushed our textbook over t o me. If I hadn't known him since grade school, I would think he was a fucking mute.

Today was the last day for the goal I had set with Rosalie and Alice over the summer and I was determined to accomplish it. I just had to talk to him, nothing else. It's not like I needed to give him a blow job in the middle of the classroom, although this was 'sex class' as Rosalie liked to call it, so I doubt Mrs. Jameson would frown upon it. Knowing her she would probably point out the flaws in how I gripped his cock or felt his balls or something. I shook my head of the disturbing image and flipped open the book to page 32 as she requested and Edward and I continued along with our silent agreement, I read first, he read when I was done.

Once the reading was finished, we were discussing the public's views on sexuality and Mrs. Jameson was leading a rather 'frank' discussion on the topic which included her rants on the media and politicians. It was eye opening to say the least and I think even Edward seemed a little shocked. I took this as the perfect opportunity to speak to him.

"Do you think she'll be discussing the censors and Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction next?" I asked with a laugh as Edward stared at me, his eyes completely wide in shock. It was as though he thought I shouldn't be talking to him or something. I pulled away from him and turned back to the front of the room, proud for having spoken to him but pissed because he was acting like I was a fucking leper. I didn't acknowledge him for the rest of the class and thankfully, he did the same.

At the end of class, I grasped my bag firmly in my hand and was about to walk out when one of the players on the football team, Mike Newton, tapped me on the shoulder. "Yes?" I asked curiously as I tried to work the flirting shit that Rosalie and Alice had attempted to teach me. I twirled my hair in my fingers and cocked my head to side, waiting for him to speak. I felt like a complete fucking phony, especially since I wasn't really interested in him.

"I was wondering if you were going to the beach party tomorrow down at Lake Olympia?" he asked, sounding pretty apprehensive about the whole deal. Could he really be nervous about talking to me? I mean, shit I had known this guy for years and now all of a sudden I let Alice dress me like a daytime hooker and he acts like we've never met, let alone made snowmen out of colored paper and cotton balls in the second grade.

"Yeah. Alice, Rosalie and I will be going together," I replied as I noticed Edward, frozen in his seat and staring at Mike, from the corner of my eye. "Maybe I'll see you there?"

"Fuck yeah… I mean… yes, I'll be there," he stammered as I walked from the room and didn't bother to turn around. I stepped outside the building and found Rosalie flirting unabashedly with Tyler Crowley as Emmett paced angrily mere feet from her.

"Great, you're here Bella… let's go," she said, sounding relieved as she jumped into her truck and I followed suit. She sat in the front seat for a few moments, practically eye fucking Emmett who was now leaning against the hood of the truck, his eyes staring at her and I couldn't help but feel like I was intruding on a private moment.

"Do you need to go and talk to him Rose?" I asked her as she suddenly whipped her head around and looked at me angrily.

"No. Fucking jerk hasn't said two god damned words to me since Monday when he walked me to math," she said furiously as Emmett suddenly stepped back to join Edward and Jasper who had just walked out of the building. Rosalie turned the truck on and started blaring Miranda Lambert at the top volume as she suddenly pulled from the parking lot.

"Aren't we forgetting Alice?" I asked suddenly as she whipped out onto the street and headed towards Port Angeles.

"She left after lunch. Apparently she felt we needed new bathing suits for tomorrow's festivities, so she went on a mission. She texted me during last period and told me we had to meet her," said Rosalie as she tossed her cell phone across the seat. "So… today was the day. Did you talk to Edward?"

"Yeah. He didn't talk back."

"Fucking idiot," mumbled Rosalie angrily. I think she was getting a bit frustrated that our plan wasn't going like she wanted it to. She had clearly garnered Emmett's attention, as well as that of the rest of the male population of the school, but Emmett was acting like a complete jerk to her suddenly. At least Emmett knew she existed.

The rest of our drive was filled with silence, with the exception of the country music blaring from the stereo. Once we were out of the town limits of Forks, I turned down the volume and Rosalie just glared at me for a moment, apparently mad that I had touched something in her beloved pickup truck. Half an hour later, we were pulling up in front of one of the only store in Port Angeles that sold bathing suits and I could see Alice's tiny form through the window searching through the racks.

"Well hello ladies," she called out to us as we strolled in and she was smiling brightly. "There's a change room for both of you… go try these on." I looked at the small swatches of fabric she handed me and gasped. Charlie would chain me to a wall in the basement if he saw me wear this.

"Alice, I can't wear this," I replied as she ignored my pleas and shoved me into the small room.

"Think confidence Bella," she explained to me as I looked at the bathing suit and gave up. It was actually fairly cute but I didn't think I could pull it off. It was a small baby blue striped bikini that tied at the hips and featured ruffles around the waist and the breasts. Once I had it on, I had to admit, I looked good in it, maybe Edward would agree. If he even looked at me.

I walked out awkwardly from the room and noticed Rosalie shifting her breasts within her bright red bikini, trying to accentuate her cleavage more. "Trying to suffocate yourself?" I asked with a laugh as she actually cracked a smile for the first time in over an hour.

"No Bella," she said with a giggle as she squeezed them together and they practically popped out of the top. "That's better."

"If you want to poke somebody's eye out then yes… that's better," I replied as Alice strolled in wearing a multi colored plaid bikini and Rosalie and I both burst out into laughter. "Let me guess… you found out Jasper likes plaid?"

"Maybe," said Alice as she blushed profusely and we all stood beside each other in the mirror. "Those boys are toast."

The next morning, Rosalie pulled into the driveway just after nine in the morning with Alice in tow. We quickly made sure we had all the essentials, like lawn chairs, towels, suntan oil and oversized sunglasses. Apparently we were pretending to be mysterious today. "New rules for the day ladies," laughed Rosalie as we sat at my kitchen table making our plans. "You are allowed to talk to any other boy, but the object of your affections."

"What the fuck is the point of that?" questioned Alice angrily as she slipped on an oversized purple hat that matched her swimsuit. Who the fuck was she… Jackie O? Alice had clearly hoped her plaid bikini would get her more face time with Jasper and Rose was clearly against it.

"The point, dear Alice, is to make them want us more. Jasper, Edward and Emmett won't be able to take their eyes off of us," she said confidently as I mumbled under my breath. "What was that Bella?"

"I said, not likely." Rosalie looked at me with disappointment in her eyes and I knew I was getting ready for a lecture.

"Bella, I could give you some long winded pile of shit about how beautiful you are but here's the deal. Edward likes you. How do I know, you wonder? Simple… I spent the last five days watching him stare at your back in the cafeteria and I saw him glare at the guys who sat at our table in jealousy. So, he didn't talk back to you in class. Perhaps he was nervous. Just put on the fucking bikini, slather yourself up in sunscreen and don't talk to him today," she groaned as I headed up the stairs to get changed while the girls waited for me in the kitchen.

Two hours later, we pulled up into the parking lot near the beach area of Lake Olympia and I couldn't help but remember us girls perfecting our tans here during July and August. I even recalled seeing Edward's shitty ass Volvo pull in one day, only to leave a few minutes later and then return again, confusing me to no end. We hopped out of the pickup, with our casual clothes hiding our bikinis and before we could even make our way to the back of the truck, Tyler and Mike were there with their buddy Eric to try to help us.

"Pretty girls like you ladies shouldn't be hauling stuff down to the beach," declared Tyler as he winked at Rosalie and hopped onto one of her oversized tires to get our chairs and bags out of the back of her truck.

"Well, isn't that really sweet of you Tyler," said Rosalie as she noticed Emmett on the beach, staring at her, from the corner of her eye. She stepped over to Tyler and kissed him gently on the cheek once he stepped back onto the uneven pavement of the parking lot.

"Anything for you Rosalie," he sat stoically as the boys grabbed all of our things and followed us onto the beach.

We stood there for a few moments, trying to find the best spot, somewhere as far away from Jessica and Lauren as humanly possible and Rosalie winked at me and walked towards where Jasper was lying on his back, listening to his iPod. She was probably pretty certain that wherever Jasper went, Emmett and Edward had to be nearby.

"Right here looks good," she said cheerfully as the boys set up our chairs, right in the eye line of the guys. "Thanks so much boys," she added sweetly as we all noticed Emmett and Edward wandering over. Tyler, Eric and Mike got called to play in the next game of volleyball, so they walked away from us and I giggled as Mike, who was walking backwards to keep his eyes on us, tripped over Jasper's feet and fell right on his ass.

"Okay, it's go time," laughed Alice as we all lifted our shirts over our heads to reveal our skimpy bikinis. All the boys on the beach were watching us intently at this moment and I couldn't help but laugh as Alice and Rosalie started to rub suntan oil on each other, hearing a few gasps from the male population. Rosalie and I slipped out of our shorts as Alice put on her oversized hat and took a spot in her chair, smirking proudly.

As expected, the three guys were all staring at us; open mouthed and drooling. Well, Emmett was definitely drooling, but the other two looked like they were ready to start at any moment. Before I could even feel proud of myself, Edward grabbed his towel and disappeared back towards the parking lot. Emmett and Jasper never moved a muscle.

The moment we were done, we placed our towels down on the chairs and then lay down on our stomachs, hoping to get our backs a little more tanned. "I seriously think I am an Edward repellant."

"Whatever Bella, he wants you. Perhaps back in class on Tuesday you can accidently drop something on his lap and reach for his cock," laughed Rosalie as I buried my head in my hands, completely mortified. Alice, of course, took the opportunity to embarrass me even further.

"If his hard on this afternoon is any indication, he looks like he's got a fucking redwood down his trunks."

EPOV

Bella fucking talked to me today and I sat there like a complete moron and I ignored her. I was a raving fucking idiot. Then to make things worse, Newton came over at the end of class and was practically drooling on her as he asked her whether she was going to Lauren and Jessica's beach party. I wanted to punch him in the face and tell him to stay the fuck away from her, but I had no right doing that or being jealous and it would probably piss off most of the football team if I suddenly beat the shit out of a fellow player for no particular reason. So when they finished talking, I stalked out of the room behind them and went to my locker, where Jasper was waiting rather impatiently.

"Alice left school this afternoon," he muttered, sounding surprisingly concerned for a guy who wasn't even dating her.

"So?"

"So… do you think she has a boyfriend? She hasn't mentioned anything during the times I have talked to her, but I can't help but wonder why she wasn't around for class after lunch," he explained as I rested a hand on his shoulder and held back the desire to smack him across the face and call him a pussy.

"I don't think she has a boyfriend, otherwise she wouldn't drool over your lame ass all day. Maybe she went away for the long weekend and left early," I suggested calmly as I shoved my books away and headed down the hall and out the front door to find Emmett. "What the fuck is he doing?"

Emmett was pacing around the front of Rosalie Hale's big ass truck like a man on a mission, a mission to beat the fuck out of Tyler and then grab Rose by her hair and drag her back to his cave. Fucking Neanderthal.

I couldn't help but notice Bella was already sitting in the passenger side of the truck as Emmett leaned against the front of the hood, his hands firmly on the red metal as Rosalie stared at him intently. When Emmett noticed us approaching, he took a step back and joined us as we stood there a little slack jawed as Rosalie started her truck, turned up the loud country music she had streaming from her truck and got out of the parking lot faster than I could ever imagined that oversized truck going.

"What the fuck did you do to her?" asked Jasper curiously as we walked towards where we had parked all three of our cars.

"Nothing," replied Emmett as he stopped in front of his jeep and punched it, creating a small dent in the passenger side door. "Fuck."

"You did nothing? Does this mean you haven't even talked to her?" I asked anxiously as Emmett nodded his head and I laughed uncontrollably. "You can't seriously tell me that Emmett 'Magic Peen' McCarty hasn't even tried to fuck Rosalie?" Even Jasper found this pretty fucking hilarious until Emmett punched us both in the shoulder, no doubt leaving bruises behind.

"Dude, it's like I become a fucking mute when I am near her. Maybe if I didn't stare at her tits all day I could manage to fucking talk to her. It doesn't help that when she walks, her ass looks like two Pringles hugging," he answered, sounding pretty fucking disgusted with himself for not being able to talk to her. "I am going to talk to her tomorrow. Ask her to the movies or something."

"Perhaps you can take her to a sock hop or over to the five and dime for some milkshakes," joked Jasper as Emmett glared at him angrily. Jasper raised his hands in defeat before finally hoping in his old Silverado and headed home, no doubt to do some investigation into Alice's whereabouts for the day.

"You are still going tomorrow right?" asked Emmett curiously as he opened the door to his Jeep and hopped in.

"Yeah, I'm going." I need to make sure Newton keeps his fucking hands off of Bella. Emmett nodded his head at me before turning the Jeep on and waving goodbye. I sat in my car for the longest time, listening to my radio which only got one fucking station, before finally heading home.

The next morning, when I pulled into the parking lot at Lake Olympia, I was surprised to see how many people had already arrived. It was past eleven and I could see Jasper and Emmett throwing the football down on the beach, but there was no big red truck. I wondered briefly if Bella had lied to Newton just to get him to leave her alone, but that was definitely not her style. She was too sweet and honest for that shit. When we were in middle school, I remembered Angela Weber once dropping a dollar bill on the ground and while most of our classmates would have pocketed that shit and bought themselves some candy, Bella ran after her and gave it back as quick as she could.

A little while later, after I had completely situated myself on the beach with my friends and was getting ready to go swimming, in pulled Rosalie's monstrosity with Kenny Chesney pouring from the speakers. I could practically hear Emmett and Jasper cringe as Eric, Tyler and Mike headed over to help the girls with their things. I decided to head over to the keg, which Jessica's older brother oh so generously got for the event, and help myself to a cup of beer, which I chugged in one shot as I watched Bella from the corner of my eye.

When I finally got up the balls to head back to the beach, the girls had taken residence a few feet from where Jasper was lying in the sand and as Newton tripped over Jasper's feet, I felt like dropping to my knees and praying to the gods. Bella stood there and pulled her small t-shirt and white shorts off to reveal the sexiest blue bikini I had ever seen. Fuck. I stared for a moment, clearly catching her attention before finally grabbing my towel and stalking back up to my car. I spent ten minutes in the Volvo trying to will my cock to relax before Jasper strolled up and sat in the passenger seat.

"I'm guessing you like Bella huh?" he asked as I nodded reluctantly. "Are you going to do anything about it?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Simple Jazz, Bella is not the girl you fuck around with. She's the girl you bring home to mom. She's the girl you spend weeks planning the perfect proposal for. She's the girl who stays home with the kids and makes muffins for bake sales," I stated emphatically as he groaned at me. Yeah, I had thought long and hard about this decision and I knew no matter what happened, I had to keep my distance from her. I didn't even want to think about becoming friends with her because then I would fall for her more because she was probably sweeter and sexier than I ever imagined.

"You're a fucking idiot."

"Thanks asshole."

"No, seriously. You don't want to be with her because she's a nice girl? Grow a fucking brain and stop thinking with your dick," he grumbled as I ran my hand through my hair.

"Yeah, she's a nice girl and I'm not exactly a nice guy. I don't want to fall for her and then all of a sudden the sun rises and falls in her eyes and I completely forget the dreams I have to get the fuck out of this shithole known as Forks," I explained as Jasper cocked an eye brow at me and groaned.

"Don't you think Bella wants more than Forks has to offer? Why can't you guys do that shit together?" he asked curiously.

"It's not even a consideration. I'm not staying around after graduation Jazz, so what's the point of falling in love?" I retorted as he looked at me with a big smile.

"You should stop arguing with yourself. If you could see the way you looked at her fifteen minutes ago, you'd realize you already loved her. Probably have since like the second grade when she let your borrow her magic markers that smelled like candy." Jasper hopped out of the car and headed towards the beach as I threw my head against the steering wheel, completely fucking confused about what to do.

I ended up growing a pair and headed back down to the beach to play football with Emmett, Jasper and a few other guys from the team. The girls were now sunbathing; their barely covered asses high in the air and Jasper couldn't take his eyes off of Alice, as she laid there talking animatedly to her friends. I watched with interest as he attempted to go over to talk to her, only to have Marcus wander over first and start chatting her up. Jasper looked pissed and I couldn't help but laugh at the irony of it all.

The rest of the afternoon was spent doing my best to avoid Bella at all costs. Unfortunately for me, she looked like she had enough admirers that she probably wouldn't have noticed if I had ran down the beach on fire and asked her to piss on me. Emmett and I gathered some of the guys from the team to start a huge bonfire and just after dusk, I couldn't help but notice seeing Bella sitting alone on a log off to the side of the fire, in her t-shirt, shorts and wrapped in a blanket.

I could go say hi. I could apologize for being a dick all week and never talking to her. I could see if she would completely object to letting me fuck her until the school year was over and I got the fuck out of dodge. I finally got up my nerve, with the help of the rest of my cup of beer and wandered over, sitting right beside her on the log. I wanted to reach and move her hair behind her ear but she looked at me with complete shock in her eyes for even attempting to sit beside and then, to make matters even worse, Newton had to appear.

"Here's your beer Bella," he said, almost sounding possessive as she reached out her small hand and took it from him. "Care to join me for a walk?"

Bella looked directly at me and the look in her eyes was almost one of conflict, as though she wanted to stay but had to go. She nodded her head at Mike and when he reached out his hand, she seemed to take it reluctantly. What the fuck? This girl was throwing out more mixed signals than a retarded catcher at a baseball game.

"I'm out," I sighed to Jasper and Emmett a few minutes later when I found them talking to a couple of the cheerleaders, but watching Rosalie and Alice. The girls were still talking to Eric and Tyler, who seemed to have latched on to Rosalie like a fucking barnacle. She didn't seem overly impressed, but I did catch her watching Emmett, which I think was spurring on her flirty reactions to Tyler.

"Why?" quizzed Jasper as I narrowed my eyes at him.

"I tried not thinking with my dick and got shut down." Jasper looked over my shoulder and saw Bella wandering away with Newton. "Make sure nothing happens to her, or I'll be forced to kill him and make it look like an accident." Emmett looked at me confused, which was the usual with him and I headed back up to the parking lot to get into my car.

"Leaving so soon Edward?" I heard Jessica's shrill voice ask as I opened my door and was about to get in. She was stumbling towards the car, her small red plastic cup in her hand was over flowing with beer and she kept spilling it all over the ground.

"Yeah. Family emergency or some shit like that," I lied as I felt Jessica's drunken hand move up my arm in a very pathetic excuse for flirting and immediately jumped in my car, slamming the door behind me. I had fuck buddies, but there was no way Jessica Stanley was going to be one. As I drove down the road towards my parents' house, I tried to call all my usual suspects in an attempt to assist with the Bella fueled hard on I was currently suffering through, with no luck. Fucking long weekends.

I ended up running up the stairs to the bathroom and jacking off to the repeated image of Bella pulling off her t-shirt and shorts to reveal her baby blue ruffled bikini. That thing was going to be the death of me… and my cock.