Characters: Mario Luigi Peach Daisy Pauline Rosalina Yoshi Birdo Toad Toadette Dixie Diddy DK Wario Waluigi Goombario Kooper Bombette Parakarry Bow Watt Sushie Lakilester Lakilulu Goombella Koops Koopie Flurrie Paper-Yoshi Vivian Bobbery Ms. Mowz Bowser Kammy Ludwig Wendy Toadsworth Jojora Toodles Queen Bee Fire Bro Mona
It was the day that everyone had been waiting for...the day where people can finally come face-to-face with actual aliens, to know that they truly do exist. It is an enormous milestone to be achieved in the history of the planet and there was non-stop gossip about it everywhere you went. Some were excited, some were scared, some were still skeptical, but all in all, everyone wanted to see this for themselves so there would be concrete evidence that they truly do exist and that they aren't just a myth.
Hundreds, possibly thousands of people arrived in Dry Dry Desert to see the supposed UFO landing happen. Bleachers were set up so people could sit and see from afar. Cars filled up a huge portion of the desert so people had to park a mile or more from the scene because it was too crowded to try to get in there. A humongous crowd was gathered and placed dozens of feet away from where the UFO would supposedly land so as to not let anything get out of control and have people get hurt, or even unintentionally frighten the aliens. The mayor of Mushroom City was there too, along with the military (in case something 'outrageous' were to happen), and numerous news reporters.
"Jojora Icadora here reporting for Channel 64 News! We are here live at the scene in Dry Dry Desert, where many people, myself included, are currently waiting in huge anticipation for the alien landing that's said to be happening any minute now! This is an extremely exciting moment that will without a doubt go down in history for generations to come. Who could've possibly thought that we would ever get to actually witness aliens of all things in our lifetime!? Even I thought that we would be able to prove the existence of the legendary mythical creature, The Abominable Snowman of Sarasaland, before even getting a speck of proof that aliens exist in our world! Princess Peach, please tell me, what are your thoughts on this situation?" Jojora asked and handed the mic to her.
"Oh I am super duper supremely excited to meet the aliens! I'm really hoping they'll let me drive their UFO because the car that I have now is really old and it's probably gonna break down by itself soon so I'm gonna need reliable transportation to places because I REALLY don't wanna go through that super long process in buying a new car, you know? Also, I...wait...what was I talking about again?" Peach answered, then lost her thoughts.
"...Yeah, you're a lost cause. How about you, sir? Are you okay with the fact that we just may possibly co-exist with extraterrestrials?" Jojora asked to DK.
"Huuuuuuuh? What the eff are you even talking abouttttt? Are you from the Legend of Zelda or some crap cause you look hella mystical and I'm pretty sure that's blue paint on you. HEY, WHERE THE HELL DID MY WHISKEY BOTTLE GO!? DO I HAVE TO CRUSH SOMEONE'S THROAT!?" The ape suddenly screamed, grabbed a random Koopa, and threw him onto someone's car. The people around him shrieked and backed away from the angry drunk.
"Well, it certainly looks like this event has brought all the idiots out here too, but with something as huge as this happening, I suppose it's to be expected that people of every intelligence, race, gender, etc. would flock to see what the hype is all about. This is Jojora Icadora reporting for Channel 64 News."
"Well well well, look who finally decided to crawl out of their cave! What's the matter, Goombario? Were you being bullied so you decided to hide out in your room like a grade A coward until graduation?" Lakilester smirked as the goomba came walking over to where the Mario group was.
"Oh my god, can you just shut your fucking wideload of a mouth for once!? EVERYTIME YOU SPEAK, I FEEL LIKE MY EARS ARE GOING TO BLEED!" Sushie screamed and shot a blast of water at Lakilester that knocked him to the ground.
"HEY! That wasn't very nice! You better apologize right now or else...um...I'll place a curse on you?" Lakilulu tried to come up with a convincing threat but failed. Sushie also blasted her with water.
"You know Sushie, considering we're in a desert and it's extremely hot out, it's not the best idea to hurt someone with water because you're actually helping them in fact. I mean, geez, I thought that couldn't have been more obvious..." Parakarry rolled his eyes. Sushie growled and did her signature belly flop move on him, knocking him out instantly.
"Hey Sushie! Can you squirt your water into my mouth please? I am, like, suuuuuper thirsty right now and I left my water bottle in my car but I don't feel like going back there to get it!" Watt cried.
"Watt...you have the freaking water bottle in your hand. Ugh, I just cannot with you right now," Koopie grumbled.
"I do? Oh! I see it! Thanks Koopie, you're such a great friend!" Watt cheered.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU'RE MAKING MY HEAD WANT TO EXPLODE!" Sushie raged and ran off.
"Wow...I see that nothing has changed since the 7 days I've been gone. How is everyone? Did I miss anything important?" Goombario asked.
"You missed a test and a quiz we took," Bombette answered.
"Meh, I'll just take a makeup for it. Anything else?" Goombario continued.
"There was that history report we had to do, you know, the one about the ugly people who lived in the medieval Mushroom Kingdom and did some random crap no one cares about?" Bombette answered again.
"Meh, I can easily skip that one and not lose much of my grade percentage. Anything else?" Goombario asked yet again.
"We had to answer the 6 questions in the book from page 6592, the one about Toadopher Columbus and his discovery of Sarasaland."
"Meh, I can pretty much just BS the answers since I don't think Queen Bee even reads them thoroughly anyways. Anything else?"
"GOOMBARIO! Just ask the teacher yourself, geez! She's right over there flirting with principal Bobbery!" Bombette pointed to him in the direction and he looked over there and saw Queen Bee laughing and blushing while poor Bobbery looked very uncomfortable.
"Uhh...yeah, no thanks, I am not getting anywhere close to that mess," Goombario cringed at the sight.
"I was hoping you would come here actually. It, like, totally wasn't healthy at all for you to stay cooped up in your room for an entire week and getting, like, zero sleep!" Goombella said.
"Well I wanted to prove the existence of the aliens and see what they would do once they arrive here and tada! We are going to see them right in front of our very eyes! So therefore, I get bragging rights because I've done the most research about them unlike all of you jerks who like to shut down every alien theory just because your brains are the size of a grain of rice!" Goombario growled.
"You never even asked us if we even believed in them before so...you really should chill out. Or maybe just go back home and take a long nap, even the bags under your eyes are getting bags!" Vivian exclaimed.
"Well he's here now so he might as well stay. I really don't think someone who's so involved in researching about aliens would want to miss this grand moment too," Kooper stated.
"You're damn right about that, Kooper! Thanks! You're an awesome friend...even if you are extremely boring!" Goombario grinned.
"Dixie, I left my umbrella in the car, go get it for me right now! I'm sweating like a roasted pig out here!" Bow demanded.
"WHAT? Why me!? And you're a Boo! How can you even sweat!?" Dixie shrieked.
"I just do, okay!? NOW GET IT SO THIS STUPID SUN CAN STOP BLASTING ALL OF ITS HEAT ONTO MY PRECIOUS BODY!" Bow raised her voice.
"...Fine. I'll be back in a minute..." Dixie sighed, not wanting to argue and ran to her car.
"Excuse me, but what the hell was that all about? Are you seriously that lazy that you can't even get the umbrella yourself? Hell, you're a Boo! You don't have to walk, you can just float!" Diddy asked in disbelief.
"Well it's not my fault your girlfriend is so easy to manipulate. Don't be so catty Diddy, you've probably done it to her yourself at least once!" Bow rolled her eyes.
"No I would never do such a thing to my girlfriend you little tramp! If you so ever make Dixie do another thing for you again, I'll make Luigi grab his Poltergeist 3000, suck you up, and leave you in there forever," Diddy threatened.
Bow narrowed her eyes. "We'll just see about that."
"So Mario, explain this to me again, people are afraid that the aliens may possibly attack after they land so they had to bring out the entire Mushroom Kingdom military for security measures?" Daisy questioned.
"Well DUH! Every alien movie that's ever been made always has them blowing the crap out of everything and everyone! We can't just assume that the aliens will be all happy-go-lucky and want to play 'ring around the rosie' with people, we need to be cautious!" Luigi yelled in worry.
"You've clearly never seen the E.T. movie before, brother. That brought me to tears...I-I mean, it was-it was a masterpiece! Yeah. Nothing more to be said," Mario gulped in panic and turned away.
"Well in any case, it's best to stay positive about this. You guys really should stop the constant worrying and paranoia as it's getting quite annoying. I'm pretty sure the aliens won't want to just kill us for no good reason! It's simply impropable!" Toadsworth shouted. Everyone around him gasped again.
"Shut your face, old man! You just jinxed us yet again! If a massacre manages to happen, I'm making sure you're the one who dies first!" Waluigi growled.
"Oh just calm down and eat your cotton candy already before you become so thin that the wind will blow you away to a different country. I would've given you the other one I bought but I ate it because I was starving since I hadn't had anything to eat in 30 minutes!" Wario said.
"You know, it was totally a good idea for me to come out here. I am in desperate need of a tan so this was just a perfect chance for me to get back my glow! And this sunblock feels sooooo great on my skin, I should really use it more often just for the hell of it!" Mona cheered, spreading the sunblock all over her arms and legs.
"Hey Mona, on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate yourself in looks?" Birdo asked.
"A 10, duh! I mean, what guy wouldn't want a piece of this?" Mona giggled.
"That's exactly what I thought. Thank you for confirming my theory that you are vain and an idiot," Birdo spat and walked away.
"Ah, to witness such a life changing event and to even be filmed for the TV News with all these other trolls is such a marvelous outcome! I am ecstatic that I have chosen this day to put on an extra pound of makeup so everyone both here and the people watching TV can see my radiant beauty and think of me everytime they go to sleep," Toodles randomly commented, fanning herself and sipping Lemonade.
"Um...okay then...you do realize that caking all that makeup on makes you look like a clown, right?" Pauline responded.
"Oh I highly doubt that, my dear! But then again, this IS coming from the girl who's known to 'hit it and quit it' with different guys every single week and whose hair has obvious extensions that are longer a fruit roll up!" Toodless giggled while Pauline dropped her jaw.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, YOU OLD BITCH!?" The queen bee exploded in rage.
"You heard exactly what I said, my dear, unless you're one of those girls who thinks acting like a halfwit is suppose to look cute," Toodles giggled again and that's when Pauline REALLY had it. She pushed the rich bitch down to the sand and spilt the Lemonade all over her clothes.
"Say something like that to me again and we'll see how your face looks with a black eye!" Pauline threatened.
Meanwhile, Bowser, Kammy, Wendy, and Ludwig were watching the event from a higher cliff further away.
"Hey, why ze hell is my Pringles can all empty!? I'm positive zat I didn't eat any on ze way here!" Ludwig cried.
"It was the Pringles monster that did it. Damn fatass always taking everyone's chips and sneaking off like a thief at the speed of light!" Wendy replied.
"Shut up! You were obviously ze one zat ate zem, just like how you ate all my cupcakes zat I bought from J-Mart last week! And you wonder why you can't seem to lose weight!" Ludwig spat.
"Um...actually, I was the one who ate the Pringles. Can you blame me though? They taste better than chocolate cake!" Kammy snickered.
"Okay, let's not go THAT far right now," Wendy rolled her eyes.
"All of you just shut the hell up! You're giving me a migraine. Now, what the hell is taking those goddamn aliens so long to arrive here!? Don't they realize that some of us have places to be that are at least 30 degrees cooler!?" Bowser impatiently grumbled.
"Why? What's so important that the aliens must be here now, your barfiness?" Kammy questioned.
"I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THOSE NAMES! And it's important because I really wanna get back home and finish Majora's Mask already. I've owned the damn game for 12 years now and still haven't finished it 100%!" Bowser frustratingly replied.
"I know ze feeling, dad. I had too much trouble completing Sonic Generations so I just gave up on it and will probably play it again a year from now," Ludwig added.
"Are you freaking kidding me? That game is beyond easy! You must be terrible at gaming then, just like how you're terrible at everything else you set your mind to!" Wendy laughed right in his face.
Then...it finally happened. A UFO was immediately seen by everyone that was slowly descending to the ground. There was a mix of gasps, screams, cheers, and whistling throughout the enormous crowd. Everyone's nerves were rising as they all couldn't believe they were actually going to see real life aliens. This was literally a dream come true for most of the people.
"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT'S HERE IT'S HERE! LIKE I TOTALLY CAN'T EVEN POSSIBLY IMAGINE THAT THIS DAY OF GLORY WOULD EVER COME UPON THIS WORLD, BUT IT ACTUALLY HAS! DREAMS DO COME TRUE...AND APPARENTLY SO DO NIGHTMARES! I MUST TAKE A BILLION PICTURES OF THIS TO SAVOR THESE FINE MOMENTS! BUT FIRST...LET ME TAKE A SELFIE!" Yoshi cheered extremely loud and took a picture of himself with his expression being in dire excitement.
"The fact that this guy right here is basically an alternate form of me is incredibly sad," Paper-Yoshi whispered to Ms. Mowz, talking about Yoshi.
The silver UFO finally landed upon the ground and a small hatch near the bottom suddenly opened up. Then, some kind of pathway extended out and reached the ground. Everyone was getting more nervous and excited by the second.
"aw fucken a i cannot see shit behind dis tall ass bich i mean can u lyke move plz," Queen Bee scowled.
"Are you talking about me? How rude! All you have to do is politely ask and I would be more than happy to move myself out of your sight," Rosalina pouted and crossed her arms.
"yea watever can u jus move please ur ruinin all de excitement wit ur peach clone face," Queen Bee scoffed.
"Um...y-yeah! You heard her, missy! You better move or else...um...you're gonna fail History class and be forced to repeat it!" Flurrie yelled, trying to sound threatening but failed badly.
"flurrie shut da fck up dis gurl isnt even in skewl n e more gawd u r such a try hard," the honey queen rolled her eyes.
"Oh, I'm a try hard? That's a good thing, isn't it!? Oh joy! I do believe that's the first time I've ever been complimented by someone who is practically the second coming of Jesus Christ!" Flurrie gleefully cheered while Queen Bee was resisting pretty damn hard to not snap her neck.
"HEY! If it's annoying you so much then why don't YOU move then, hmm? I'm sure it wouldn't take much effort considering you can FLY!" Luigi came in to the rescue.
"ugh watever yall suck im a go fly back to da sexy principal and hopefuly snag his numba," The honey queen then floated away with Flurrie following behind.
"Thanks Luigi, that was so kind of you...but...you do realize we can't make ourselves obvious in public, right?" Rosalina asked while blushing.
"Yeah, I know...but I couldn't just stand there and watch that fatty bring you down. And don't worry, I'm gonna tell Daisy everything soon...I promise," Luigi then gave her a big smile and also blushed.
Everyone saw the first one come out...followed by a few others. Many gasps were heard along with sounds of pictures being taken. Some people even fainted at the sight of the aliens.
"Oh my god...THAT'S WHAT ALIENS ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE!?" Parakarry dropped his jaw.
"Holy shrimpcakes! I don't believe it! I imagined them looking like generic green or gray aliens with huge craniums!" Bowser shrieked, looking at the scene through his binoculars.
"WOW! It's been such a long time since I've seen them after they abducted me! Hey guys, how have you been all this time? Did your mission to destroy Uranus go through as planned?" Fire Bro excitedly asked.
"Toad, let me get on your shoulders! I can't see anything behind these gigantic people!" Toadette cried.
"Hell no! The last time you did that, you almost broke my shoulders! Just move to the front of the crowd!" Toad barked.
"Oh quit being such a loser and let me get on already! It's not my fault that you're so weak that you can't even lift someone who weighs less than you!" Toadette retorted.
"You're the one to talk! When was the last time you did any physical exercise!? And no, playing Warioware: Smooth Moves does NOT count as exercise!" Toad raised his voice.
"GOD, I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" Toadette shrilled and knocked Toad to the ground and the two began to wrestle in the hot sand.
The aliens that came out did indeed have those glass spheres that covered their entire heads in order to protect them from the oxygen of the planet, and they wore gray space suits to protect them from the ozone layer so they wouldn't be affected by the weathers, but everything else that people assumed about what aliens looked like was completely different.
They looked like piranha plants, except they were purple with no spots on them, and their heads were a bit larger and pointier as well. Most of the people took a little while to let their somewhat creepy physical features to sink in but once they did, everyone cheered and clapped since they finally got to see real life aliens.
"My word, I never thought for a split second that I would be able to see aliens before my time has passed! It really feels like I'm in a dream...but...how are we suppose to understand them? I have no doubt that their native tongue is beyond any of our comprehending," Bobbery questioned.
"Oh, you see that big machine over there? The one that Professor E. Gadd is standing next to? I'm pretty sure he'll use that to translate their language into English...oh, how would I love to snatch that thing and keep it in my basement for all eternity!" Ms. Mowz gushed in excitement.
The main alien, the one that came out first, scouted the area and was a bit taken back by how many people arrived to see them. It opened its mouth and made some weird, squeaky, and generic alien-like noises that made everyone give a look of confusion.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? WHAT THE HELL DID HE SAY!?" DK obnoxiously shouted. Diddy bonked him on the head and covered his mouth.
"Ahem! Since I am such a genius with an IQ over 300, I have invented this spectacular machine that will automatically translate the language of the aliens into our language! WATCH AND BE AMAZED!" E. Gadd excitedly shouted and then was seen pressing a few buttons.
"Wow, E. Gadd is incredibly smart! I actually hope that one day I can create an invention as advanced as his ones are, that'd be the ultimate dream!" Goombella cheered.
"Yeah, sure, if you wanna get a big head and be at risk of one of your inventions coming to life and destroying everything possible," Parakarry objected.
A static noise was heard coming from the machine, then a voice came, presumably the voice from the alien that just spoke.
"...WE COME IN PEACE...WE COME IN PEACE..."
The crowd immediately roared and jumped in celebration and happiness. All fears of the aliens being hellbent on obtaining world domination were officially erased.
"Oh yay! This means that I can have one as a pet! This is gonna be soooo much fun!" Peach squealed.
"Um, wow. I am shocked. I did not see that coming at all. Now I guess I can stop having nightmares about aliens being in my closet, watching me while I sleep!" Koops sighed in relief.
"Wooooooooooooooo! I'm so happy that I could kiss everyone for absolutely no reason!" Fire Bro happily shouted, grabbed Vivian, and kissed her on the lips.
The shadow siren shrieked and froze in shock. "Oh...oh my god...I...I am going to soak my lips with as much soap as possible when I get home..."
"Kiss me next! Kiss me next!" Bombette pleaded with a wink.
"Well, I'll be damned! Guess that whole 'destruction of the kingdom and possibly the entire world' thing was just wishful thinking, huh?" Kammy asked.
"Ugh! This is all ruined now! What a waste of our time! Let's just go back home and watch the movie 'Toadsworth's Scheme' again for the hundredth time!" Wendy pouted.
"You heard it here, folks! The aliens have come to our planet in peace and they show no signs of wanting to obliterate us into pieces! This is truly a beautiful moment and I...oh my god, I'm actually crying! Crap, that means my makeup is going to run!" Jojora yelled and ran off screen.
As everyone was cheering at this new revelation, a large butterfly was flying towards the aliens. The main alien caught notice of this and was a bit startled so it took out some type of high-tech looking gun and blasted the butterfly with it, turning it into dust.
This made everyone stop cheering and stare at the scene in shock. Now THAT was definitely something no one saw coming.
"Oh...um...wow...this looks...extremely bad, doesn't it?" Yoshi gulped.
"Noooooo! That poor butterfly! It was so pretty! Why would the aliens hurt such a cute little creature!?" Watt cried.
The main alien then shot another blast out of its gun and hit a random Toad in the crowd, blasting him into dust. The rest of the aliens took out their guns and the crowd began screaming and running for their lives.
"shyt im gettin da fck outta here!" Queen Bee screamed and floated away as quick as she could.
More blasts were shot and more people were being dusted. The military started to shoot at the aliens, but the bullets seemed to have no effect on them.
"Ahhhh! Please move! HELP MEEEEEEEE!" Vivian screamed, being pushed and shoved around by everybody. She eventually fell to the ground and was met with a blast that turned her into a pile of dust.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, VIVIAN!" Goombella screamed at the sight of her best friend being gone forever now.
"Goombella, come on! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!" Koopie yelled and pulled her with her to the cars.
"SHIT! WARIO, WHERE ARE THE CAR KEYS!? DO YOU HAVE THEM!?" Waluigi frantically screamed.
"No I don't, I must've dropped them! But forget about it, we'll just hitch a ride with someone else!" Wario replied in panic, but Waluigi didn't hear the last part as he got on the ground and looked to see if he dropped them anyways. He crawled forward a bit and looked up to see one of the blasts head right towards him. It was too late to make a move, or to even let out a scream, as the stickman was blasted into dust right away.
"Oh noooooooooooooooo! Now who am I gonna compare myself to once I get my liposuction done!?" Wario cried and ran off with everyone else.
"I CAME OUT HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND I'M HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW!" Ms. Mowz squealed, trying her hardest to push through the chaotic crowd.
Meanwhile, Toad and Toadette were still fighting on the ground, oddly not even paying attention to anything that's happened in the past few minutes. Toadette rolled over onto Toad and put her hand on his throat.
"HA! More proof that you're nothing but a weakling! Don't you ever underestimate me again, brother otherwise I'll post that video of you twerking to Till The World Ends by Toadney Spears on Youtube!" Toadette threatened.
"WHAT!? HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT VIDEO!? I mean, uhh...I don't know what you're talking about you loser!" Toad backtracked in fear. Toadette was about to make another harsh response, but she was suddenly laser blasted and her dust spilled all over Toad.
"WOAH! That was so cool! Finally I won't be able to hear her stupid nagging anymore! Oh, I mean...um...ahhhhhhh! Aliens!" Toad screamed when he realized that the you-know-what was actually hitting the fan at that moment and ran away.
"Yowch! Please watch where you're going as it's very unsafe for you to bump into people like that," Kooper said as he was knocked on his shell. He tried to get himself up on his feet but it was a lot more difficult to do it than it looked.
"Um, can someone please help me so I don't die? Anyone? Oh...okay then...I wouldn't help me either too anyways...I understand..." Kooper sighed and was blasted to dust with ease.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD, MARIO COME SAVE ME! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" Peach screamed in fear as she was lying on the ground. Mario stood over her with a raised eyebrow.
"Seriously Peach? There's no one even around you, and you're perfectly capable of getting up by yourself!" Mario groaned.
"So? You're suppose to save me in every dangerous situation I get into! It's like the law you know!" Peach replied with her arms folded.
"WATCH OUT!" Mario suddenly yelled and lowered the rest of Peach's body to the ground as a laser blast zoomed right by them. Mario picked Peach up and carried her in his arms the rest of the way.
Things were getting just more out of control by the second. The laser blasts not only turned people into dust, but it hit many cars and tanks, exploding and destroying them with ease so fire was spreading as well.
"Wait a second, Birdo! I can be the hero in this situation! I can simply lick up all their laser guns and those things won't have anything to attack with! It's genius!" Yoshi cackled and headed back towards the aliens.
"SERIOUSLY YOSHI!? ARE YOU THAT FREAKING STUPID THAT YOU WANNA GO BACK THERE AND RISK YOUR LIFE JUST TO BE A HERO!? Ugh, I swear if you die, then we are SO over!" Birdo yelled, not realizing how stupid her last sentence sounded.
Yoshi ran to the aliens, actually managing to dodge all their laser blasts. He then made a huge flutter jump and kicked the main alien in the face (well, the glass sphere technically) and knocked him down. He grabbed the laser gun with his tongue and swallowed it.
"HAHAHAHAHA! What you gonna do now, you little twat!? WHO IS YOUR RULER NOW!? HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!" Yoshi evily laughed but then stopped when he felt something very odd in his stomach. He looked down to see that his stomach was slowly starting to disintegrate from the inside out and it started to spread.
"Oh crap...I think I accidentally pressed the trigger on that thing with my tongue...I'M NOT SUPPOSE TO DIE THIS EARLY!" The dinosaur screamed for mercy and the rest of his body disintegrated into dust.
Meanwhile, the koopa family was witnessing all of this in awe.
"Wooooaaahhhh...zat was totally awesome! Did you guys see the way everyone trampled all over each other? Pahahahaha! Zat was classic! I am so glad ze aliens actually turned out to be psychopaths instead of a bunch of goody-goody two shoes!" Ludwig laughed.
"Yeah, that was...um...definitely worth the wait...I guess. I really thought they were nice beings but then they just did that...and...um...what do you think, dad?" Wendy said with a freaked out expression.
Bowser stared at the scene below him for the longest time. The area was now abandoned and the aliens were seen heading back into their UFO. He didn't want to admit it, but he felt scared...and even a bit pissed off. He didn't realize how terrifying an alien invasion would be until he actually saw a preview of it for himself.
"Let's get out of here. NOW," the koopa king demanded and hopped back in the clown car.
"B-Bowser? Are you okay? About what happened...it didn't terrify you...did it?" Kammy asked in concern.
"I SAID LET'S GO ALREADY!" Bowser screamed, making the other three jump. They quickly hopped on in and zoomed out of there.
EOC.
Yeah, there's going to be quite a few deaths in each chapter, but that's what happens when you have an enormous cast, heh. Next chapter will have the main characters regrouping at the castle, discussing what they should do about this new problem and have them attempt to make peace with the aliens again.
Also, sorry for the late updates...this week has been a disaster for me and it's been making me careless and moody with everything lately. Mushroom Wars will be updated in a few days and MPD will be updated like a week afterwards.
And one more thing, there's a new poll in my profile that I would like you all to vote on, as it concerns the next season of Mario Party Deluxe.