Gravity switch
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Dipper stared down at the much smaller human in disbelief. "What… what happened… why am I so tall… and why do I have boobs…"
The boy on the ground with a strangely similar appearance to him was inspecting himself thoroughly, though it wasn't a boy's voice that came out of his mouth. "Wha… Dipper? Did…?"
The pair looked at each other, the greatest epiphany either of them had ever known crashing through their minds. Dipper - the real one - took a hasty step back, almost tripping over his suddenly-long legs. "Oh boy, oh boy, what the… the carpet… Oh Wendy I don't feel so good…"
"Me neither," Wendy panted, pulling the pine tree hat off her head and staring at it, shaking her head frantically. She stood up, inspected the world of the ground suddenly so much closer to her. She felt her vest, her shirt, and her shoes before rubbing her legs uncomfortably together. "Ok, that's weird, that's really weird…"
Dipper started to pace frantically while at the same time desperately attempting to keep his balance. "The carpet must have switched us somehow!" He failed, tripping and falling to the floor. Wendy scrambled over and helped him up, seeming rather awkward as she realized exactly how much shorter she was now.
"Well, can it switch us back?" Wendy asked.
"It should be able to." Dipper pulled himself back onto his feet and tried not to let his legs wobble. "Oh wow, how do girls do it? This feels really weird…"
"How do girls do it? How do guys do it?" Wendy replied incredulously. "It's so… gah, it feels like my legs are being forced apart."
"Long hair is… kinda nice, actually."
"Your shirt is cold."
"Flannel is surprisingly soft."
"Your shorts feel nice."
"I sorta like this hat."
"Why am I so close to the ground?"
"Why is it easy to see out the window?!"
As the two traded differences, they heard footsteps from outside the room. Both froze, not daring to move. Soos burst through the doorway. "Oh, hey dudes!" he nearly shouted as Waddles ran between his legs and into the room.
Wendy and Dipper looked at each other. Between them, a silent thought formed. PANIC! Quickly, they tried to compose themselves...
"Hey… Soos…" Wendy began, lowering her voice a bit in an attempt to sound convincing.
"Yeah, hi Soos," Dipper added, pitching himself a bit higher.
"What'cha guys doing in here? I thought you and Mabel were like, competing for it or something," Soos stated, looking down at Wendy. The imprisoned teen realized she had an incredible amount of sweat dripping down her face and quickly gave an awkward cough.
"Uh, um, yeah," she replied. "Just, uh… checking it out with... Wendy... here…"
"It's super cool!" Dipper squeaked, his voice sounding awkwardly different from Wendy's lower tone. However, Soos didn't seem to notice.
"Well, that's pretty awesome, then. I have to go fix up the golf cart, but I'll come back soon!" He pulled a wrench out of his belt and flipped it. "See you dudes!"
"Yeah, see ya!" Dipper called. As soon as the man-child left, he let out a breath he had been holding. Wendy turned towards him, trying her best to seem taller.
"Ok, we need to switch back, right now," she decided.
"Not a problem," Dipper reassured her. "We just have to shuffle our feet on the car… pet…" He trailed off, a horrified expression overcoming his face.
"Yeah?"
"Wendy. The carpet."
Slowly, they both turned around, their jaws slacking open. Nearly half the carpet was missing, and a small piece of it was sticking out of Waddles's mouth.
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