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Owen gets himself into more than he bargains when he tries to wind everyone up. What havoc an iPod can do...

Warning: seen as this is written from Owen's perspective, this automatically has a fair amount of bad language in it (durrr...)

Owen had been, well- a bit of a twat he supposed. He'd managed to put the whole Hub into lockdown, with himself inside. His phone was dead, and he was hungry as well. A hungry and moody Owen was a force to be reckoned with, and he knew exactly what reaction he'd get from the others when they opened the Hub up for him- derision.

Therefore, he planned revenge in advance. They might say he was a moody wanker at times, but they couldn't say he wasn't resourceful. Although he knew that he'd piss Jack off if he did anything major, he was determined to get his own back on them. Right. He settled back in a chair, putting on his Dr. Evil face. Gwen was risky, but it was so funny getting her grouchy with him. Tosh...hmmm. Maybe not. Ianto definitely, he couldn't resist a chance to wind him up. Jack was a crafty bugger though, it wasn't easy to get him embarrassed.

He decided he'd hunt around. Anyway, the fact that he wasn't using this time to catch up on paperwork would probably piss Jack off enough. So, he wandered around the Hub looking for items of embarrassment. Gwen's desk was nearest. He had a look in all the drawers, but apart from a tub of dodgy-looking coleslaw there wasn't much else. Disappointed, he had one last rummage through. Yes. A receipt for a red lace lingerie set...it wasn't much, but then again, it didn't take much to set her off.

Ahh. And now for the final treat. Ianto's desk. He immediately began to rifle through his drawers. Nothing particularly surprising...an iPod? Worryingly, it looked a bit like his, but his was at home...somewhere. He began to shuffle through the songs. The usual, the boring. Wow, that was rubbish even for Ianto, tedious, electropop (?)- bloody hell, that was a depressing song title, country, classical-

Owen stopped, beginning to snort with laughter. He collapsed into Ianto's chair, laughter shaking through his body.

Taylor Swift. Ianto Jones liked TAYLOR SWIFT?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The next afternoon, Owen wandered over to Ianto's desk, where he'd purposefully left the iPod out. Funny, Ianto hadn't put it away- he was usually a stickler for neatness. Ianto came over.

"What? If you want coffee, we've run out."

Owen put his hands in his pockets.

"Ianto, do you really think I'd come all the way over here to ask you for a coffee, when I can shout at you and piss you off from over there?"

He was met with an eyebrow raise.

"Anyway, I don't want coffee, I was just going to ask about the contents of, umm, this iPod here." He began to shake slightly with laughter. Odd, Ianto didn't look the least bit flushed. Time to deliver the damning verdict.

"Taylor Swift Ianto? Really!" He began to convulse in hysterics.

"If you could have waited for me to speak, then you would know that this is your iPod." Ianto said smoothly.

The colour drained from Owen's cheeks.

"About a month ago, you plugged it into your laptop and left it there. After shouting at me for not clearing up your spilt coffee, you managed to hit a key which caused the iPod to sync with not only the entire iTunes network, but hack into someone's account. More precisely, the contents of a 13 year old girl's account. She seems to like Justin Bieber, if you're interested."

Owen heard a splutter. Tosh and Gwen were standing right behind them, leaning against Tosh's desk. They were both trying to conceal peals of laughter, but burst at the sight of his face. Then, he heard the damning footsteps of Jack from the Hub door. Seeing the girls in hysterics and Owen looking like he was about to knock their heads together, he faced them with an eyebrow raised.

"May I ask?"

"No, you may not." Owen muttered furiously.

"He...he synced his iPod-" howled Gwen

"By accident!"

"To a 13 year old girl's account, and-pfffff!"

Jack started to grin.

"And what?"

Gwen was gasping for breath between her laughter now

"The entire...iTunes...library!"

Jack began to laugh.