This chapter goes out to two wonderful people Kim Rathbone who has spent many a hour with me going through most of my stories and yet again to AbbeyMickey24 who I am still blaming this story on. Yeah it's not beta'ed.

This is my attempt at humour. In some places it's a bit dry but I still hope you enjoy it.

Letting a family of vegetarian vampires and one half vampire half dragon who happens to be my mate move in with me- entertaining

Finding out that they 'accidental' forgot to tell the mind reader that they were no longer in Forks and that my mate was no longer among the living- fucking hilarious

I had just gotten home from hunting when Carlisle got his phone call asking why the house had been packed up except for his room. It took everything in me not to start laughing as Carlisle explained that they had not only moved in with me but they weren't sure if he would still be living with them considering he now had a mate.

By this point the rest of the family had joined us in the family room. Bella had moved to stand next to me before taking my hand in hers. I still hadn't gotten around to telling her what she was to me but we had slowly started to become close friends. After having a 'word' with Jasper which involved us rearranging a large part of my front yard he agreed to let me take things at a slower pace. After everything that had happened with the mind reader I didn't want to push things too fast.

The next question that came out from the mind readers mouth caused my mate to bury her head into my chest

"What happened to Bella? I went to Charlie's house and no one was there. It doesn't smell like anyone had been there for a while."

I swear if Carlisle could cry he would have been as he explained to him that my late was dead. Though I did notice he didn't actually tell him that she had been changed and was currently standing less than two feet away from him. Looking over at Alice I raised my eyebrow at her in question. She fluttered over to stand next to me so she could speak quietly enough so she couldn't be over heard.

"Before we came here the family came to the conclusion that we won't be informing Edward that Bella was still with us. Rose put her foot down about it. Her argument was that he had the ghoul to leave her yet again after pushing her into getting engaged to him, so why should he be told? Esme and Emmett agreed with her. In fact it was Esme that suggested we didn't tell him we were moving. She isn't at all happy with him at the moment."

I nodded my head as I found myself running through my mate's hair without thinking about it as Carlisle ummed about letting the mind reader know where they were.

"I will have to call you back. Peter isn't home at the moment and after all this is his house so he has the final say who can know where it is."

Were my ears playing tricks on me? Did Carlisle Cullen just lie to one of his children? Why yes he did. I landed up burying my head in my mate's hair in order to hide the smile that crossed my face as the rest of the family tried to hold in the laughter from watching him lying. After making an excuse Carlisle quickly ended the call just in time. Emmett's booming laugh filled the air causing the rest of the family to follow suit. I couldn't stop the purr that left my throat as my mate laughter vibrated against my chest causing Jasper to throw a smirk at me.

"So Doc, any reason you just lied threw your teeth? I'm not complaining mind you it was as funny as shit hearing the twerp complaining but still I thought you were all for playing happy family?"

Carlisle rolled his eyes at my nickname for him before he answered my question

"I do love my son but at the moment if I saw him, a large part of me would want to destroy him. He has all ready made me leave my daughter once I am not doing it again. Plus from what Tanya has been able to tell me about his new mate she is very annoying. Kate has managed to zap her a couple of times and she still hasn't gotten the hint that is doesn't like her. Which reminds me Kate was wondering if she could come for a visit?"

I nodded my head

"Yeah there is enough room. All I ask is that she doesn't let on to the mind reader where we are. I don't want him anywhere near my house."

Carlisle nodded his head in understanding before Rose left the room with her phone to her ear. The second she left the room my gift chose that moment to kick in. I saw a quick flash of my mate walking towards me in a beautiful wedding dress. What surprised was that her wings where showing and she had a noticeable baby bump.

I heard a squeak causing me to look down to find that I the hold I had on my mate had tightened. I slowly stepped backwards before brushing my hair back from face. I felt bad for hurting her; I keep forgetting that she was still slightly damageable

"Sorry about that Bella. My gift has this habit of kicking in at weird times."

Nodding her head I watched as Carlisle slowly run his hands over her ribs making sure I hadn't done any damage that couldn't fix itself. We learnt that she was very much like the wolves after she fell down the stairs while helping Jasper with his books. Even though she was half vampire and needed to drink blood every now and then and couldn't actually be killed she was still breakable to a certain extent.

"Carlisle, I am fine. Peter, let go the moment he realised what he was doing. Now would you please stop flapping?"

I couldn't stop the chuckle that left my mouth as Carlisle, stood back and pouted. It was a new trick of his when it came to my mate. In fact most of the family had picked it up. From what I had learnt from Jasper, my mate had grown a back bone during her change and would now only do things she wanted to do. The arguments that often took place between Alice and her often caused me great entertainment and Jasper a headache. The subject of the fights were often about Alice's wish to dress my mate or brag her to the beauty parlour, this stopped after my mate learnt that she could control fire and all most set my house on fire. Luckily the only thing that got burnt was her bed and curtains and they were easy to replace.

"Oh would you please stop doing that. Do you have any idea how annoying that is?"

B POV

I shook my head as Peter, threw his head back and laughed as Carlisle continued to pout. I honest to god loved my new family but at times I wanted to throttle them. Rolling my eyes I reached over to the sofa I was standing next to and threw a cushion at Peter, before pulling up my shirt to show Carlisle that everything was as normal. What happened next surprised the living daylights out of me. I suddenly found myself thrown over Peter's shoulder before he run up stairs to his part of the house.

After spending many nights with him, I had learnt that Peter did indeed own this house during his human years. It was well hidden because of its purpose. During the prohibition era people use to flock here to drink and gamble their money away. It turned out he was part of the local mob and was the sheriff of this area.

I suddenly found myself being thrown on his bed causing me to bounce as he slammed and locked the doors indicating that he wanted us to be left alone. I wiggled so I was lent against his pillows with my arms crossed waiting for him to finally tell me that he was my mate.

I knew the very moment I laid eyes on him Forks but allowed him to set the pace of things. After dragging Jasper out hunting with me one day I learnt that Peter didn't want to rush me into another relationship after what had happened between Edward and myself.

"How long have you known?"

I knew what he was asking but I wanted him to actually say the words.

"Known what Peter?"

I couldn't stop the smirk that crossed my face as he narrowed his eyes at me before repeating his question this time properly

"How long have you been aware that we are mates?"

I bite my bottom lip before patting the bed next to me. If we were going to have this discussion I thought it would be better if we were both comfortable. Sighing he threw himself on the bed next to me before pocking my side.

"Since I first saw you in Forks. At first I wasn't sure but after talking to both Rose and Jasper I knew that what I was feeling wasn't a joke. I didn't want to say anything in case you thought I was using you."

Peter nodded his head before he started to speak

"I felt the same way. After everything that Edward did to you I didn't want you to think I was just using you. I too have spoken to Jasper and wanted us to be friends before working up to anything else. Just because we are mates I didn't expect you sudden declare your ever dying love for me straight away."

I nodded my head in understanding. It made perfect sense to me what he was saying.

"I like the idea of us being friends. Though I do have to ask what just happened."

Peter took a page out of my book and drew his bottom lip in between his teeth causing me to let out a strange sound of my own. He turned to me giving me a quick smile before he answered

"Let's just say that you letting another man see you half naked caused me to panic a little. I know you're my mate and that Carlisle is a doctor and all but..."

He waved his hand indicating what he wasn't going to say.

"Okay fair enough. So as long as I don't try undressing in front another male you should be okay?"

I watched as Peter nodded his head before taking my hand in his before bringing it to his mouth. He placed a light kiss on it before lowering it down in to his lap.

"Yeah sounds about right. So no more striking through the forest where other males can see you."

"Hey that was not my fault. Carlisle wanted to know if I could fully turn into a dragon if I put my mind to it, the fact that Emmett stole my clothes in the process..."

I let out a growl as I remembered the reason why I was actually naked to start with. Fucking Alice and her stupid revenge. It turned out that Alice couldn't actually see me anymore and thought it would be great ideas to fake see me destroying my clothes.

"I still have to get them both back for that one."

"You know I could make their lives a living hell for a while. This is my house after all so I could ban them from entering the games room and beauty salon until future notice?"

I couldn't stop myself from leaning over and lightly kissing him on the check.

"That is perfect. Would you?"

I watched as he nodded his head just as two groans filled the air. The smirk that crossed my face as the sound of a loud knocking filled the air

"I am not changing my mind Emmett. You were stupid enough to upset my mate and now you must pay for it. Unless you want me to remove your hands instead?"

I looked at him in surprise

"It's the actual punishment if another male upsets another's mate. That is why I don't want the mind reader within these walls. I would find much enjoyment in destroying him for hurting you. This however would cause both Esme and Carlisle a lot of pain and in return you."

I nodded my head in understanding as there was another knock on his door, much quieter than Emmett's. I watched as Peter, slowly got off the bed before unlocking the door allowing Esme and Carlisle to enter.

"We heard what you said Peter, and we thank you for your foresight. Even though we are both angry with him at this moment over what has happened, we do not wish him dead, a little dented oh the other hand we wouldn't mind. Well I wouldn't mind not too sure about Carlisle, no male should do what he did to my Bella."

Got to love Esme at times. Yeah she loved her children but she truly saw me as her own flesh and blood. The look Peter gave her caused me to giggle as Carlisle pulled her behind him.

"Peter, you have to learn to share me. She is my mum after all."

The smile I got off Esme caused me to smile back at her before I moved to stand next to Peter who pulled me to his side with a quiet mine causing me to poke him in warning.

"What? Oh fine but she is it. I know I agreed to go slowly but you are still my mate and I don't like sharing, just ask Jasper."

I looked up into his red eyes that suddenly filled with worry as I smirked up at him

"Oh Jasper..."